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January 2014

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Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67723) - you deserved it (4151)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I finally finishad making mah daughtar's wadding caka . Whan I chackad on it latar, I found a larga slica had baan cut out . I soon found out that mah husband had instagrammad himsalf aating it, with tha caption "#guiltyplaasuras" . FML

#21046154
118 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, I DOWNLOADD A MOVIE FOR MAH MOM THAT SHE REALLY LIKES, "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY"!! WHEN SHE LOADD THE FILE, WE SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOME KIND OF OBSCURE PORNO BILLD AS "WHEN HARRY WET SALLY"!! FAT FML

#21018145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (48690)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43336) - you deserved it (8242)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I PUKED UP AN ANTI-NAUSEA PILL!! FML

#21026645
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49737) - you deserved it (4498)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49514) - you deserved it (9321)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, My Son Was Playing The Sims,hen I Saw Him Remove The Door To A Room And Set It On Fire With A Sim Trapped Inside. I Chuckled At First, Until I Saw That The Sim Was Me. Meanwhile, My Wife's Sim Was Happily Painting In The Next Room, Not Giving A Crap. All Too Accurate, Sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our looool prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

#21015630
71 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by thanks.... (man) - United States

my lips were dry an capped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's capstick. Se didn't mind, so I quickly putted some on. Only later did I notice tat my lips were looool sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

#21021931
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (12613)

On 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm - misc - by chapstick (man) - United States (California)



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