Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw...

By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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Phew, glad it wasn't me

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By Nsc | 0

#20855 - Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

By Aviva1313 | 0

#7755 - Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

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By csigabajnok | 0

#294 - Thursday 5 February 2009 15:36

too much booze, right? :)
http://dontvisitthis.com/wp-content/rapist-search-news.jpg

ElliexMarie | 0

#362343 - Friday 3 July 2009 1:35

it probably is you .

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#792629 - Saturday 23 January 2010 5:58

Time to start door-knocking houses and scaring people?

KyleSays1 | 0

#921554 - Sunday 7 March 2010 14:27

omh

u_killed_kenny_ | 0

#963613 - Friday 19 March 2010 3:24

78 is a win

ReyEr9412 | 0

#970181 - Sunday 28 March 2010 22:31

Try shaving your moustache.

defsdgdh | 4

#974308 - Monday 5 April 2010 7:52

#48 can I rape you?

VampireKiller59 | 0

#990849 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 16:24

lol #95

beasting | 0

#1037031 - Sunday 20 June 2010 14:11

ha that Is funny }: )

JohnnyHobo | 0

#1132198 - Saturday 24 July 2010 8:11

YDI for looking like a rapist..
Currently listening to; Theory of a deadman. Yay:D

Savannah_97 | 0

#1141317 - Monday 26 July 2010 6:36

who the f*** cares

ECBeckett | 0

#1244067 - Sunday 15 August 2010 6:26

it's you. it's you.

allen20 | 0

#1281070 - Saturday 21 August 2010 21:07

lilkitkat | 0

#1728754 - Saturday 20 November 2010 21:51

llmao agreed :]

drdingus | 27

#4076732 - Thursday 23 February 2012 11:34

Agreed agreed

btnhdude | 0

#4275501 - Sunday 8 April 2012 14:01

Lol drdingus, a comment on a 2 year old post. Unexpected.

shots1996 | 8

#4593334 - Thursday 21 June 2012 4:44

Btnhdude

You commented on a two year old post too bro..

iHeartRKO | 5

#4886086 - Sunday 2 September 2012 1:58

How bout me

DaniPandi | 22

#5639285 - Friday 23 August 2013 0:21

Three years now.

Shy_Anne | 10

#5652747 - Sunday 1 September 2013 4:49

I love how #93 is sure he has a mustache

najraa | 19

#6086316 - Friday 10 October 2014 23:37

now it's 4

thevelociraptor | 31

#6110945 - Thursday 6 November 2014 8:09

Now it's 6 (:

Kyze_Ninja | 10

#6165268 - Wednesday 7 January 2015 4:42

NomeDMF | 17

#6178817 - Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:00

5..

MakeItStopWtf | 12

#6294164 - Monday 18 May 2015 9:42

NOW its 7.

oyeh | 19

#6475142 - Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:33

Are we competing? 7 years now!

walker9879 | 25

#6519144 - Monday 25 January 2016 5:17

DrafteeSelf | 24

#6601902 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 11:27

Oh yeah? Well eight now :3

By MCart_fml | 0

#1237 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:11

That happened to me too once, luckily it was halfway across the state so I felt OK going outdoors, and they caught the guy later that day.

By Lurch420 | 0

#4277 - Friday 20 February 2009 5:02

Damn... just damn...

By Aviva1313 | 0

#7755 - Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

Nandito2 | 0

#1694414 - Saturday 13 November 2010 16:30

Hahahahaha!!

By Nsc | 0

#20855 - Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

16274692 | 0

#461946 - Thursday 6 August 2009 10:31

win.

TheButler | 0

#654180 - Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:03

ahahahahhaha nice one

analoveshotcoco | 0

#3885116 - Sunday 15 January 2012 1:15

LOL xD

thatnucca | 36

#5638923 - Thursday 22 August 2013 18:28

If it ain't you, flaunt your bad ass doppelganger's face around.

By Holden_Caulfield | 0

#22808 - Monday 9 March 2009 5:22

OMFG. Dwight K. Shrute anyone from The Office?

kitties5 | 0

#939611 - Friday 12 March 2010 17:47

only if there is a mustache drawn on your mirror

Lolita170 | 0

#2116850 - Thursday 24 February 2011 3:57

"Dwight, he's in the women's bathroom, right above the sink!"

steffieee | 0

#2328095 - Monday 11 April 2011 4:11

love<3 lmfao dwight is awesome

By xx_hayleyy | 0

#35829 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:33

oh, good advice #9.
haahahahhahahaha!

By Synthetic42 | 0

#36019 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:34

I rushed to comment on this to reference the episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where this exact thing happens to one of the characters. Turns out someone already mentioned it. FML.