By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

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MCart_fml 0

That happened to me too once, luckily it was halfway across the state so I felt OK going outdoors, and they caught the guy later that day.

Lurch420 0
Holden_Caulfield 0

OMFG. Dwight K. Shrute anyone from The Office?

only if there is a mustache drawn on your mirror

Lolita170 0

"Dwight, he's in the women's bathroom, right above the sink!"

steffieee 0

love<3 lmfao dwight is awesome

xx_hayleyy 0

oh, good advice #9. haahahahhahahaha!

I rushed to comment on this to reference the episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where this exact thing happens to one of the characters. Turns out someone already mentioned it. FML.

more like fml on fml on fml? I have school testing this week fml...

Raivyn_Grimm 9

I just did (or almost, rather) the exact same thing.

10 you just reminded me to watch the office. Thats pretty funny i'd be bragging to all my friends

xD bahaha!! What did YOU do last night?!