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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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Nsc 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

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MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:11

That happened to me too once, luckily it was halfway across the state so I felt OK going outdoors, and they caught the guy later that day.

Lurch420 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:02

Damn... just damn...

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

Nandito2 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 16:30

Hahahahaha!!

Nsc 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

16274692 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:31

win.

TheButler 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 17:03

ahahahahhaha nice one

analoveshotcoco 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:15

LOL xD

thatnucca 36

Thursday 22 August 2013 18:28

If it ain't you, flaunt your bad ass doppelganger's face around.

Holden_Caulfield 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:22

OMFG. Dwight K. Shrute anyone from The Office?

kitties5 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:47

only if there is a mustache drawn on your mirror

Lolita170 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:57

"Dwight, he's in the women's bathroom, right above the sink!"

steffieee 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:11

love<3 lmfao dwight is awesome

xx_hayleyy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:33

oh, good advice #9. haahahahhahahaha!

Synthetic42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:34

I rushed to comment on this to reference the episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where this exact thing happens to one of the characters. Turns out someone already mentioned it. FML.