FML : Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jilted - / Saturday 21 March 2009 07:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By Nicole Buchko | 3

#7511436 - Saturday 29 July 2017 3:08

Just checking in...Hope the past 8 years have proven better!

By cable | 6

#7663342 - Thursday 19 July 2018 4:22

did you forget to trim your mustache?

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By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7469661 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:22

*awkward cough*

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479924 - Tuesday 4 July 2017 23:56

FYL, op was there any signs of homosexuality?

By Nicole Buchko | 3

#7511436 - Saturday 29 July 2017 3:08

Just checking in...Hope the past 8 years have proven better!

By cable | 6

#7663342 - Thursday 19 July 2018 4:22

did you forget to trim your mustache?

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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