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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

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By Tejanoswhy | 19

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By Tejanoswhy | 19

#7435345 - Friday 7 April 2017 21:12

Top 10 conversation starters

By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7466018 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 8:38

Top 10 Anime plot twists

By bob356744 | 6

#7500902 - Thursday 20 July 2017 21:11

no comments?

By Personguy01 | 11

#7506407 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 8:36

Well, at least he was subtle.

By R_L_Jack | 11

#7567113 - Thursday 23 November 2017 6:31

I say drop his az, asap

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