By - 14/2/2020 22:00 - United States - Saint Paul Shameful little thing Today, my girlfriend said I'm great in bed despite my tiny thing. Then, she broke up with me because it's too embarrassing to carry out that with her friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 1138 You deserved it 108 46 1 18 37 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/2/2020 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton New one Today, I closed my eyes while my boyfriend was fingering me, and I felt a cold liquid inside me. I opened my eyes, and he was pouring yogurt into me. He said “I wanted to try something new.” FML I agree, your life sucks 2046 You deserved it 228 16 7 135 165 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "QueenCortana Tiffany Turner" - 7/2/2020 14:00 Temper tantrum Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML I agree, your life sucks 1579 You deserved it 163 9 5 84 32 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By billjoebob424 - 7/2/2020 01:00 - Canada Much pleasure Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1474 You deserved it 447 25 12 9 128 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 5/2/2020 20:00 Big surprise Today, I went to write "Happy birthday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 2954 You deserved it 192 77 12 238 85 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne Session done! Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML I agree, your life sucks 1553 You deserved it 216 27 9 17 121 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 3/2/2020 20:00 I did it Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 2627 You deserved it 430 14 6 269 122 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zipzop - 3/2/2020 01:00 Just me Today, I was watching porn with my earphones on so that no one can hear me. I couldn't hear my mom coming in my room to see me jacking. FML I agree, your life sucks 792 You deserved it 2047 12 6 23 181 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FFS - 2/2/2020 20:00 - United States - Houston Not yours! Today, While getting freaky with my husband, I decided to try some moves from a porno I saw. He recognized them and made fun of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1939 You deserved it 407 46 5 18 194 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 2/2/2020 18:00 Don't worry dad Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML I agree, your life sucks 2240 You deserved it 320 22 8 46 235 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JerryClark - 2/2/2020 14:00 - United States - San Bernardino So beautiful! Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML I agree, your life sucks 1913 You deserved it 331 36 18 15 200 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/2/2020 05:00 Not allowed Today, I bought my first vibrator, which I have to hide cause my mom is super uptight and thinks all forms of pleasure are immoral. Unfortunately, she found it within 5 minutes of me hiding it and grounded me for a month, but that night, I actually caught her using it. I'm still grounded, hypocritical woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 2461 You deserved it 236 43 6 87 187 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 30/1/2020 20:00 Someone else Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML I agree, your life sucks 2476 You deserved it 201 80 10 179 52 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By got got - 30/1/2020 14:00 Great help Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML I agree, your life sucks 1688 You deserved it 202 16 7 26 121 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Wifewithquestions - 26/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Clarksville Mysterious Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1984 You deserved it 251 32 6 142 24 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 24/1/2020 14:00 Fact of scratching Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML I agree, your life sucks 2438 You deserved it 201 20 3 285 63 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By buttdick - 23/1/2020 05:00 He first checked Today, I was trying to straddle my boyfriend how you would to do 69 and he plucked a hair off my ass cheek and said "got it. It was a black one." We did not continue. FML I agree, your life sucks 1787 You deserved it 289 13 5 21 214 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alerra - 20/1/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge Not mine Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 1799 You deserved it 170 22 6 21 139 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 19/1/2020 18:00 Romantic gesture Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 4474 You deserved it 176 121 12 439 33 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By swollenbutthole - 19/1/2020 14:00 - United States Who dares wins Today, and since forever, I've always been deemed "boring" for never trying anything risky. So, I got frisky one night and decided to try anal. I got hemorrhoids. FML I agree, your life sucks 2385 You deserved it 475 28 4 49 136 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By need not know - 19/1/2020 05:00 Still married Today, while fixing my dad's phone, I saw Tinder installed. He's still married to my mum. FML I agree, your life sucks 2388 You deserved it 167 38 6 138 28 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/1/2020 18:00 Strange flight Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML I agree, your life sucks 2369 You deserved it 178 27 2 72 160 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihmmil - 18/1/2020 14:00 Belly Finger Today, my husband was trying to be sexy. He asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger"! Major mood kill. FML I agree, your life sucks 1977 You deserved it 226 28 8 17 209 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2020 20:00 After shower Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the locks broke) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 2153 You deserved it 186 26 6 68 107 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/1/2020 18:00 I am clumsy! Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1713 You deserved it 2046 7 11 13 519 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oof - 15/1/2020 18:00 Keep calm please! Today, while things were getting hot and heavy with my boyfriend, we were making out and our nose rings got stuck together... it took us 20 minutes to get them unhooked. I was the calm one in the situation while my boyfriend nearly cried like a baby. I agree, your life sucks 1799 You deserved it 1181 14 9 7 293 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/1/2020 20:00 - Madagascar Delicious coffee Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML I agree, your life sucks 2812 You deserved it 361 38 16 74 347 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By irulan - 14/1/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London Single shot Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML I agree, your life sucks 2069 You deserved it 441 20 7 41 298 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ScarredTeen - 12/1/2020 14:00 What? Today, I went into my parents’ room to borrow a shirt, my dad gave me permission and everything. As soon as I walk in there I see a vibrator on the bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1707 You deserved it 264 15 5 20 139 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/1/2020 20:00 Sent photos Today, while releasing space on my wife's cell phone, I found her nudes on the WhatsApp sent folder, none was sent to me... FML I agree, your life sucks 2591 You deserved it 190 176 4 83 27 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I remember when I used to be severely depressed for two years over my ex Filipino girlfriend after she rejected me a few years ago. I lost my self-worth... I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
I was supposed to see my boyfriend this weekend for his birthday. He said his parents are coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived,... I agree, your life sucks 645 You deserved it 598 15 Comments
Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but later used the... I agree, your life sucks 427 You deserved it 3184 17 Comments