FML : Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 / United States

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By Hippo_Holiday | 16

#7469663 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

OR MAYBE SHE SNORTED BECAUSE SHE WAS ACTUALLY DOING COCAINE

By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7450441 - Sunday 7 May 2017 06:45

well, what's wrong with it?

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By INDYSTRUCTABLE | 41

#7450441 - Sunday 7 May 2017 06:45

well, what's wrong with it?

By Hippo_Holiday | 16

#7469663 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:25

OR MAYBE SHE SNORTED BECAUSE SHE WAS ACTUALLY DOING COCAINE

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