By Anonymous - 25/2/2021 08:01 - United States - Gloucester Weird family Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 4 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 17:00 - United States Benny Goodman classic Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 56 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 02:00 Honest day's work Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after finding out that I opened an Onlyfans account. FML I agree, your life sucks 291 You deserved it 2139 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/2/2021 17:01 Desperate man Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 825 You deserved it 113 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/2/2021 00:30 Infectious laugh Today, I'd always been scared of meeting someone from Tinder, so I was really reassured when my first Tinder date went really well. I kept seeing the guy. He then gave me herpes. FML I agree, your life sucks 768 You deserved it 261 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/2/2021 23:01 Between a rock and a not-so-hard place Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML I agree, your life sucks 648 You deserved it 75 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/2/2021 00:30 Man of mystery Today, I found a video of my fiance staring into the camera while deep-throating a dildo, and then putting it other places. I have no idea who/what it was for, or how to talk to him about this, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with his disinterest in me lately. FML I agree, your life sucks 1254 You deserved it 99 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhyBother - 21/2/2021 05:02 Starfish Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML I agree, your life sucks 737 You deserved it 214 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 23:01 Blast from the past Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 716 You deserved it 174 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 19:58 - Czech Republic - Prostejov Time to ditch Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML I agree, your life sucks 1032 You deserved it 98 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtf - 20/2/2021 05:01 Polyamory is complicated Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 643 You deserved it 1204 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Messy love life - 19/2/2021 12:31 - India Just ask Today, I casually hooked up with a guy with no strings attached. Later, we had a great conversation and I suddenly realized that I have feelings for him. He wants nothing even close to a relationship and probably doesn't like me back. FML I agree, your life sucks 316 You deserved it 936 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/2/2021 19:02 - Mexico - Mexico Weird flex, but OK Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML I agree, your life sucks 1025 You deserved it 121 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/2/2021 22:58 Saucy devil Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML I agree, your life sucks 794 You deserved it 113 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/2/2021 21:21 - Canada - Kamloops Deep Throat Today, after months of celibacy due to being utterly single in this pandemic, I finally got to look a man in the eyes while being deepthroated. Oh. I wasn't gagging on his penis, no no, it was on a Covid test swab. FML I agree, your life sucks 1128 You deserved it 252 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share kahaney tells us more : Hey, OP here! Hahaha ,fortunately I had the choice to get the nasal or the throat swab and I chose throat! No deep nasal fucking here!
By Anonymous - 14/2/2021 14:01 - Colombia Thanks mom Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 779 You deserved it 75 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EpicOracle - 13/2/2021 13:57 Praise the Lord! Today, I woke up to my friends-with-benefits asking me why I didn't pray after waking up. We had an all nighter and I don't even know if that's something to be worried about. FML I agree, your life sucks 687 You deserved it 145 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/2/2021 08:02 I guess that's why they call it an intravitreal injection Today, the eye doctor told me I only had 90% vision on my left eye, and asked if I wanted treatment. Not being terribly bothered by it, I asked what the treatment would consist of. "We'll stick a large needle in your eye, and pump in some medicine." I quickly wished him a pleasant day and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 714 You deserved it 139 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imnotfromhere - 13/2/2021 05:01 Great mom you got there Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML I agree, your life sucks 1504 You deserved it 116 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/2/2021 23:01 Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML I agree, your life sucks 434 You deserved it 826 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Randy Candy - 12/2/2021 17:01 - United States Poor pillow Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 941 You deserved it 204 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/2/2021 17:30 - United States - Hesperia How close is too close? Today, I found out just how close my mom and fiancé are. No, they aren’t sleeping together, but she has been covering for him while he has sex with other women behind my back. Her excuse? He deserves to be happy too. FML I agree, your life sucks 1687 You deserved it 98 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lindy - 10/2/2021 03:58 - United Kingdom Morning surprise Today, when I woke up, I thought I’d be sexy by waking my girlfriend with oral sex. Still half asleep, she said, “Robert, stop it that tickles.” My name is Linda, we’re a lesbian couple who've never expressed interest in men, so who the fuck is Robert? FML I agree, your life sucks 1464 You deserved it 361 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon That was quick Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 1036 You deserved it 79 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Isuckreallybad - 6/2/2021 21:30 - United States Narcolepsy Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML I agree, your life sucks 700 You deserved it 282 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/2/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom - Blackpool Gratitude walks Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1227 You deserved it 116 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 00:30 Set phasers to stun Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because there was “something missing”, which was the lack of sex we had because she didn’t feel good about her body. Less than three hours after crushing my heart, she posted about how hard it will be to have a "hoe phase" during a pandemic. FML I agree, your life sucks 1151 You deserved it 113 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco That's… sexy Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML I agree, your life sucks 847 You deserved it 250 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Thanks, I hate it Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML I agree, your life sucks 856 You deserved it 120 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 00:30 Not a biology major Today, after we had sex for the first time, my boyfriend shouted, “Huzzah! My genes will live on!” We used a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 792 You deserved it 165 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 1 Comments