By Anonymous - 22/8/2019 04:00 Today, my wife read a Facebook article about how oral sex can lead to mouth and/or throat infections, and is now avoiding all forms of sex, in case my penis happens to give her the bubonic plague. FML I agree, your life sucks 815 You deserved it 72 6 1 12 74 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CathyMary - 20/8/2019 22:00 - United States - New York Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML I agree, your life sucks 1320 You deserved it 144 12 5 57 37 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rachele321 - 20/8/2019 02:00 Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my step father's new cellphone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1918 You deserved it 123 17 3 193 31 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/8/2019 06:01 Today, I had to stand outside the changing room while two of my coworkers had noisy sex. I just needed my car keys. FML I agree, your life sucks 1424 You deserved it 133 13 5 8 85 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thefuckedupbunny - 18/8/2019 20:00 Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 1160 You deserved it 664 4 5 13 121 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/8/2019 06:00 Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML I agree, your life sucks 1413 You deserved it 355 12 3 6 269 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/8/2019 00:01 Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML I agree, your life sucks 1819 You deserved it 149 107 2 51 12 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ForeSight - 14/8/2019 16:00 Today, my girlfriend wanted to play a game call "bondage bingo," taking turns tying each other up in different positions, and if we can’t escape, we get to take a picture. Whoever gets the most pictures wins. After tying me to a chair, she ended up leaving me there for hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1573 You deserved it 440 24 4 65 128 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Elle(; - 11/8/2019 06:00 - United States Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I felt something tickling my neck. Thinking it was him, I ignored it. Just when I was about to climax, I looked down to see a lizard on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1606 You deserved it 181 6 2 32 169 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/8/2019 00:01 Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1480 You deserved it 608 23 1 14 95 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/8/2019 16:00 Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML I agree, your life sucks 1739 You deserved it 306 18 4 28 199 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/8/2019 04:00 Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 1144 You deserved it 1550 8 8 80 58 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By busted - 5/8/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea Today, I told my mum that the reason I hadn't contacted her for 3 days was that my internet was broken, when in reality I'd gone off for a dirty weekend with the guy I'm having sex with. I forgot my older sister worked for my internet provider. FML I agree, your life sucks 572 You deserved it 1802 7 4 4 145 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/8/2019 02:00 Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1571 You deserved it 205 4 5 7 256 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/8/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML I agree, your life sucks 2235 You deserved it 123 5 6 192 63 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/8/2019 00:01 Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1827 You deserved it 324 43 5 57 131 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/7/2019 20:00 Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1460 You deserved it 747 18 3 12 154 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oh... - 26/7/2019 16:00 - Australia Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 2883 You deserved it 97 22 2 388 33 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/7/2019 12:00 Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML I agree, your life sucks 2065 You deserved it 220 32 5 96 169 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Darin Greenwood - 22/7/2019 14:00 Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML I agree, your life sucks 1083 You deserved it 1919 14 6 52 365 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/7/2019 20:00 Today, my best friend told me he loved me, so I reminded him that I'm a lesbian. "That's just a phase, just wait till you suck my dick," was his reply. He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 2532 You deserved it 249 65 8 141 158 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nutty - 21/7/2019 00:04 Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 2269 You deserved it 336 34 5 26 200 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/7/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML I agree, your life sucks 2003 You deserved it 150 20 7 104 67 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bruh - 20/7/2019 06:20 Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML I agree, your life sucks 2194 You deserved it 154 52 7 116 48 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/7/2019 02:00 Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1066 You deserved it 1746 27 2 25 174 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cannachick - 17/7/2019 02:00 Today, I found out how messed up I am when a guy held a knife to my throat and it turned me on. FML I agree, your life sucks 1711 You deserved it 361 28 9 54 168 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/7/2019 14:30 Today, nine weeks after giving birth, my husband and I finally tried to have sex since a friend was watching the baby. Not only could I not get wet due to hormones, but as soon as he got back from buying lube, his drunk brother called needing a ride from the bar. No sex for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1786 You deserved it 180 89 2 27 25 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/7/2019 20:00 Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML I agree, your life sucks 1371 You deserved it 829 10 4 15 228 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xxemetahxx - 11/7/2019 06:00 Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML I agree, your life sucks 2244 You deserved it 158 27 3 206 54 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/7/2019 00:03 Today, the guy who sexually assaulted me when I was a child is over to have coffee with my mother. She says that it's OK, because God wouldn't want her to turn away someone who has no family. FML I agree, your life sucks 3181 You deserved it 96 99 4 348 6 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today my dad got mad at me because he found out I smoke weed...I literally just walked in on him harvesting a weed plant that he grew...FML I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, while borrowing my dads car for a few days while mine is getting repairs, another lady and I backed into each other. Except she drove away, leaving... I agree, your life sucks 39 You deserved it 10 0 Comments