By MyCatFromHell - 8/4/2021 22:59 - Brazil Your music's shite, mate Today, after suffering from a serious case of my cats always chewing my earphones, after many eaten cords, I finally got a bluetooth headphone. My cat peed on it. FML I agree, your life sucks 648 You deserved it 180 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/3/2021 08:01 Cujo, but for cats Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 484 You deserved it 246 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Heather Scurfield - 21/3/2021 10:59 Stomach bug? Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML I agree, your life sucks 894 You deserved it 90 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By trex_life - 14/3/2021 20:00 Chill out, Bugs Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML I agree, your life sucks 553 You deserved it 464 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crushed - 10/3/2021 14:00 Thanks little buddy Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 755 You deserved it 238 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dez Johnson - 7/3/2021 11:01 New or used? Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML I agree, your life sucks 688 You deserved it 53 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/3/2021 15:30 - United States - Alachua Purr Evil Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML I agree, your life sucks 803 You deserved it 65 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 02:01 - United States - Great Mills A new enemy Today, my cat jumped into my lap and sat on my headphone cord. I tried to get it out from under her by pulling on it. Big mistake. My cat is now eyeing the cord and will attack it if I move it again. I have expensive headphones and the cord is not interchangeable. FML I agree, your life sucks 634 You deserved it 374 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 17:01 - Netherlands Night terrors Today, at 2 a.m. I heard a noise coming from the living room. I thought somebody must be breaking in, so I had to save my cats. When I opened the door, all I could see was the only plant I owned, all over the room. The cats just greeted me with a friendly purr, like they were happy I was joining them in their sandbox. FML I agree, your life sucks 668 You deserved it 182 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Carrie - 23/2/2021 21:30 Bad boy! Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML I agree, your life sucks 793 You deserved it 116 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 05:01 Metal Cat Today, my cat jumped on my chest while I was sleeping and head-butted my nose to show she loves me. It was hard enough to crack it. FML I agree, your life sucks 610 You deserved it 79 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 17:01 - Germany Catflap time Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML I agree, your life sucks 612 You deserved it 123 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 20:01 Neuter your pets Today, our cat is in heat. Her male counterpart is sitting outside my bedroom door, serenading her loudly, and has sprayed his piss all over the house, making sure she cannot escape him broadcasting his availability. FML I agree, your life sucks 373 You deserved it 1051 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/1/2021 17:01 - Germany - Zittau Baby's high Today, I think my cat is getting high. Whenever she finds her drug of choice, she sniffs it, then rolls around in it, purring ecstatically. Typical catnip reaction, right? Wrong. It’s my dirty underwear she's into. FML I agree, your life sucks 720 You deserved it 119 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tony - 2/1/2021 08:01 - United States - Dearborn Cats rule the world Today, my geriatric cat apparently leaked a little before he got to the litter box because when I went to use the bathroom, I slipped on the puddle. My left foot slammed into the kick panel of the cabinet and now my second toe is purple, swollen and tender. I may have broken my toe by slipping on cat piss. FML I agree, your life sucks 761 You deserved it 113 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Stamford Where were you? Today, I came home from the hospital after six days. Despite having a cat sitter, they managed to shit on the bathroom floor and pee on my bed in protest for being gone too long. FML I agree, your life sucks 700 You deserved it 99 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 08:03 - Germany - Ebersbach Preferential treatment Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML I agree, your life sucks 600 You deserved it 92 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01 Tasty Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML I agree, your life sucks 626 You deserved it 88 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 02:01 Because I'm worth it Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML I agree, your life sucks 774 You deserved it 154 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany Haunted house Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML I agree, your life sucks 647 You deserved it 145 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By introublenow - United States - Tallahassee Whoops Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML I agree, your life sucks 16929 You deserved it 33196 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I slept with my cousin's son near me in a room and his parents were sleeping to the next room. I was chatting with my friends and suddenly realized... I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today I told my husband about having to tell an eating disorder specialist about past rape, abuse and beatings. He got angry my gifted rosary beads got... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 1 1 Comments
Today, marks almost two years of being sexually inactive after being widowed. It also happened to be the day I made an uncharacteristic decision. I hooked... I agree, your life sucks 704 You deserved it 128 5 Comments
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him... I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 3337 22 Comments