By malicemassacre - 17/1/2021 23:01 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 158 You deserved it 25 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/1/2021 14:01 Taking sides Today, after months of not wanting anything to do with her dad, my three-year-old was over her phase. During dinner, I play-shoved my husband and he did it back. Our daughter saw him and now keeps saying, "It’s not nice to push mommy." We’re back to square one. FML I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 213 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By May - 10/1/2021 20:01 Cart Narcs will get ya! Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 161 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/1/2021 17:01 Can't compete Today, my husband told me, "Your job is easy! You do nothing but play and have fun with children all day." Mind you, I'm a toddler teacher and have 10 children in a day. When I come home from work, he complains he’s tired because he was watching our only child who's a toddler. FML I agree, your life sucks 1069 You deserved it 79 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/1/2021 05:00 Abusive Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML I agree, your life sucks 812 You deserved it 68 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Newgenmom - 18/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom Not for me Today, I told my husband I might want a baby, so he took me to visit his best friend who has a toddler and we stayed for an hour. I no longer want a baby. I want the pill wrapped in 2 condoms and a joint vasectomy/hysterectomy paid for with my non-baby disposable income, and my husband now has a shit eating grin. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 1029 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 01:08 - United States - Cleveland Grateful Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML I agree, your life sucks 844 You deserved it 137 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket Bored Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML I agree, your life sucks 1013 You deserved it 48 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Etherealskye1023 - 14/12/2020 11:01 - United States - Douglassville Great parenting, dude Today, my dad told me that I'm nothing but a burden because I can't work, and disability is worth nothing. It's not my fault I ended up in an abusive foster home that left me with spinal cord damage. FML I agree, your life sucks 1221 You deserved it 231 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lu… - 8/12/2020 08:02 - United States - San Jose Monster! Today, my mother decided that I'm a complete sociopath and that I don’t care that my grandmother just died. Why? Because I haven’t lost my appetite. My grief response is to eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 816 You deserved it 43 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Monkeys aren't pets - 7/12/2020 23:04 - United States - Millersville Is that even legal? Today, I found out in addition to the ADHD teenager they scream at, my boyfriend's parents are planning on getting a monkey. I work at an animal shelter, so now I'm obligated to have a long conversation with them about what a crap idea that is. FML I agree, your life sucks 731 You deserved it 71 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kohsukeff - 6/12/2020 20:02 - United States - Gig Harbor Overreact much?! Today, my dad called me a "worthless human being", and told me that I'm "better off committing crimes and living life in a prison cell", all because I haven't gotten into the industry I studied for right out of college. I'm currently at a temp job doing accounting. FML I agree, your life sucks 875 You deserved it 53 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SoDead - 5/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point Overbearing parents are the worst Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 550 You deserved it 1184 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lonely - 5/12/2020 07:58 - Netherlands - Utrecht You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML I agree, your life sucks 784 You deserved it 124 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 405 You deserved it 92 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 41 7 Comments