FML : Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By maxthndr - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 05:36 / United States

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By ArbiterOfFML | 24

#7479946 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:38

FYL OP!

By Summerbabe Love | 13

#7604216 - Monday 26 February 2018 13:58

you could've been the one to help the girl get on the bus after she her quarter at her ex boyfriend

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By ArbiterOfFML | 24

#7479946 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:38

FYL OP!

Summerbabe Love | 13

#7604216 - Monday 26 February 2018 13:58

you could've been the one to help the girl get on the bus after she her quarter at her ex boyfriend

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