maxthndr
United States
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
amf
United States
Reasons to be cheerful, pt. 4
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
soon to be unemployed
Southampton, United Kingdom
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nothing for money
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
CalebNotShomo
Houston, United States
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
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ArbiterOfFML 24
FYL OP!
Summerbabe Love 15
you could've been the one to help the girl get on the bus after she her quarter at her ex boyfriend
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ArbiterOfFML 24
FYL OP!
Summerbabe Love 15
you could've been the one to help the girl get on the bus after she her quarter at her ex boyfriend