By Anonymous - 16/4/2021 23:59 - New Zealand - Wellington Empathy Today, I had a miscarriage. My partner doesn't understand why I'm upset, saying, "It wasn't even a real baby yet." FML I agree, your life sucks 1150 You deserved it 86 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 23:00 Overreaction Man Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 1303 You deserved it 579 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alyssa - 1/4/2021 21:30 She'll learn Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML I agree, your life sucks 317 You deserved it 1223 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HormonesSuck - 25/3/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom - Plymouth Hormones Today, I'm 23 weeks pregnant and super horny. I also cried during sex with my husband because I can't orgasm. FML I agree, your life sucks 990 You deserved it 153 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cecilian - 6/3/2021 00:30 Stand up guy Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 1078 You deserved it 73 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HaroldLames - 1/3/2021 11:01 What have you got yourself into? Today, the court is unable to allow me to divorce my wife because she is pregnant with our child. I have to wait until AFTER the baby is born, so that she is born inside of a marriage and not be an "illegitimate child". I was planning to move out of our house to go live with my high school sweetheart this weekend. FML I agree, your life sucks 301 You deserved it 2525 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 05:01 Favoritism Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML I agree, your life sucks 1090 You deserved it 83 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/2/2021 23:00 - Canada Yeet it Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 974 You deserved it 112 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sodonewiththis89 - 10/2/2021 13:59 Congrats! Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 1217 You deserved it 62 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/2/2021 21:30 Yada yada yada Today, after almost a year of no steady work, I struggled to get anything done once my 7-months pregnant girlfriend woke up at noon. She wanted to talk the whole time, and eventually broke down crying because of her relationship with her mother. I spent the the day consoling her. No wonder I can't get any work. FML I agree, your life sucks 552 You deserved it 635 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/1/2021 14:01 The Other Woman Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML I agree, your life sucks 821 You deserved it 149 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jen - 24/1/2021 13:58 - United States Jealous? Today, my unborn child's father told me he stood outside of my friend's house for an hour in the snow in the middle of the night because he thought I was with another guy. I was at her house helping with her four kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 986 You deserved it 116 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ouch - 18/1/2021 08:02 Fragile Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 816 You deserved it 88 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/1/2021 02:01 Revelations Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1052 You deserved it 55 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnexpectedMom - 31/12/2020 02:01 The fertility dance worked Today, I'm currently 9 months pregnant with my second child within 3 years. I was told by 4 different doctors over the course of the past 5 years that I'm incapable of having kids, due to a medical condition that affects my reproductive system. FML I agree, your life sucks 632 You deserved it 299 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blah! - 13/12/2020 14:01 Unionize Today, I found out I'm pregnant, after quitting my job because they asked us to work for free due to COVID. So because I quit, I'm no longer eligible for maternity leave. I didn’t know that I was 4 months pregnant. I could've just gotten a doctor's note for medical reasons. FML I agree, your life sucks 902 You deserved it 409 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lonely - 5/12/2020 07:58 - Netherlands - Utrecht You're Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone Today, my only daughter and her boyfriend sat me down for an important talk. I was thrilled, thinking they were engaged or pregnant. They actually wanted to tell me they're moving half way around the world. FML I agree, your life sucks 795 You deserved it 126 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FML Approved - France - Paris FML Shitflix - Guess the Film! We are pleased to introduce the latest addition to the FML video library: SHITFLIX! Listen carefully to the actors in this mashup of clips to figure out what movie they're describing. If you manage to guess right before the end, comment below! 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By porkers gonna pork :\ - Australia - Elsternwick And I oop Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML I agree, your life sucks 18660 You deserved it 6185 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Rollercoaster Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 42558 You deserved it 3636 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fmlifetime - United States Delusional Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML I agree, your life sucks 38553 You deserved it 14872 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Smells like… victory Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML I agree, your life sucks 38203 You deserved it 3812 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By prego - United States Thanks mom, you're the best Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML I agree, your life sucks 69705 You deserved it 4861 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I was listening to a quick recording from a girl in our group chat. I was jerking it to her voice, because she’s hot, but, the entire time I was... I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 21 0 Comments
Today, my sister is in the hospital because a drunk driver crashed into her car. She was going to get married in two days. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 You deserved it 2 1 Comments
Today, my dad and I finally found something we have in common, after 12 years of barely talking with each other. We're both extremely suicidally depressed... I agree, your life sucks 350 You deserved it 20 1 Comments
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has... I agree, your life sucks 390 You deserved it 43 5 Comments