By Anonymous - 6/3/2021 05:03 Is it not your baby as well? Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 462 You deserved it 107 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Murphy’s Law - 4/3/2021 20:01 - United States - Troy Operation time! Today, I went to see the doctor for my daughter and myself. I fell two weeks ago, I thought I'd sprained my ankle but apparently I broke my leg instead. I’ve been limping around for two weeks. My daughter was sick, which is the only reason I got X-rayed. It may need screws. FML I agree, your life sucks 684 You deserved it 122 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/3/2021 11:01 - Germany Ungrateful Today, my teenage daughter insisted it was my job to take down the tray full of empty dishes, because I was the one who had carried it upstairs. Sound logic, so far. Why had I carried the tray upstairs? To serve her breakfast in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 465 You deserved it 605 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 15:30 - United States Time to adopt a bunch of cats Today, I burst into tears when my 35 year-old cousin announced on social media she is going to be a grandma. Her 16 year-old son's girlfriend is pregnant. I am 33, single, and have been romantically invisible to everyone my whole life. I'm gonna die alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 896 You deserved it 173 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leogs23 - 2/3/2021 20:01 Force of habit, or just mean? Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML I agree, your life sucks 756 You deserved it 54 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/3/2021 14:01 Be the hero Today, I learned I will hand my daughter off to a complete stranger in order to provide help during an emergency situation. I don't know whether I feel proud to be someone who steps up in the moment, or mortified and ashamed that I gave my kid to a bystander so easily. FML I agree, your life sucks 653 You deserved it 195 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 05:01 Favoritism Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML I agree, your life sucks 1022 You deserved it 81 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml9124 - 1/3/2021 02:00 Animal lover Today, my 14 year-old daughter threatened to run away. Why? We live in southern Arizona. In the last week, she's found a dead tarantula and a live scorpion in her bedroom. In a couple of weeks it will be rattlesnake season. She's not liking the desert much anymore, where even the plants want to hurt you. FML I agree, your life sucks 773 You deserved it 373 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 00:30 Hi uncle, I'm dad Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML I agree, your life sucks 1663 You deserved it 53 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/2/2021 23:00 - Canada Yeet it Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 920 You deserved it 109 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Julissa - 25/2/2021 00:30 Asshat Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML I agree, your life sucks 1591 You deserved it 90 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By minnie - 23/2/2021 04:58 #1 Mom of the Year Today, while trying to walk past my mother in the hallway, I hesitated because she suddenly moved to the side. She screamed at me for a solid five minutes about not being able to "predict her movements." And she wonders why I’m suicidal. FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 80 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml9124 - 19/2/2021 19:58 Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 933 You deserved it 42 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/2/2021 21:30 Sketchy-looking dude Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 733 You deserved it 65 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 17:01 None of your business Today, I told my mom my husband and I were considering having another baby. She said, "No!" about 30 times. Then later she texted me that she insists on no more kids. I guess I will never have that bonding moment with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 827 You deserved it 126 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 14:01 Selfish tit Today, I'm running on two hours sleep thanks to our new baby. My partner slept all night, and when I asked them to take over so I could have a nap, they ran to bed, saying that they needed to sleep. Why? Apparently, the baby noise woke them up "once or twice" and they needed the extra sleep more than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 882 You deserved it 156 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 11:01 Cognitive dissonance Today, in the same conversation with the same person, I got chewed out because our kids want to spend more time with me than her, and also because the kids spend too much time with her and she can’t work from home effectively. Can anyone explain how that works? FML I agree, your life sucks 710 You deserved it 71 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Looking4AnApartment - 16/2/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore We're all in hell Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML I agree, your life sucks 852 You deserved it 111 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/2/2021 14:01 Ghosts! Today, I was written up for bringing my son to work. For safety reasons, bringing kids to work is strictly prohibited. I don’t have any kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1120 You deserved it 67 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/2/2021 17:01 Not the sharpest tool Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Her six old likes me more than her. I hate kids. I stayed with her in spite of her son, because I love her. For some reason she thought I was going to leave her and take her kid with me. So she broke up with me first. FML I agree, your life sucks 989 You deserved it 247 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/2/2021 23:01 Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML I agree, your life sucks 453 You deserved it 874 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Harvey knicks grandad - 10/2/2021 21:58 - United Kingdom Father of the year Today, my son told me he failed to get into the army, which I didn’t know he was trying to do. Apparently he thought playing Call of Duty non-stop counted as "experience" and that he’d become an officer rank straight away, despite being 10-stone overweight with the brains of a tree stump FML I agree, your life sucks 939 You deserved it 199 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/2/2021 12:01 - United States - Longmont Don't Give Up Today, I looked at cute baby clothes while my friend was in the check-out line at JC Penny. It made me want to cry. I'm almost 33, childless, and so unattractive I couldn't pay someone to be into me. FML I agree, your life sucks 947 You deserved it 160 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sodonewiththis89 - 10/2/2021 13:59 Congrats! Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 1197 You deserved it 61 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/2/2021 11:01 - Canada - Mirabel Fuck this pandemic Today, working from home and to escape my own toddler, I moved my work area into the bedroom. Perfect timing for the neighbor's toddler to scream at the top of his lungs. All day long, underneath my bedroom. I just wanted some peace and quiet to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 718 You deserved it 91 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gemma - 7/2/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom Kids are hard work Today, I realised my boyfriend is only nice to my son to make me happy. Turns out he hates children and will only do the minimum interaction with my 4-year-old son he can get away with, until he can fabricate an excuse to leave the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 773 You deserved it 354 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Matt Steele - 4/2/2021 14:01 Call the cops Today, after they said being a dad is fun, after saying that you got to do things when you were a kid… Well now, I'm at the lost and found of the city, asking, "Have you seen my kid?" FML I agree, your life sucks 484 You deserved it 420 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elaine - 2/2/2021 21:01 - United States - Denver Are you a wizard? Today, I tried to prove a point to my six-year-old son who refuses to drink water from the kitchen sink in favor of from the bathroom faucet. I filled up two cups, one with the kitchen water and another with the bathroom water, thinking he wouldn’t tell the difference. He gagged on the kitchen water. FML I agree, your life sucks 311 You deserved it 788 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 01:56 Right under your nose Today, my husband took our 5-month-old to the doctor, who diagnosed him with a severe sinus blockage and referred us to a specialist. This is the third major health problem with our son that our husband has picked up before I did. My job? I’m a nurse in a paediatric clinic. FML I agree, your life sucks 462 You deserved it 623 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 21:30 It's the monstaaaaah Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML I agree, your life sucks 684 You deserved it 73 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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