Love: The bitch is back

The bitch is back

By thatsucks - 28/02/2009 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later, I got a text saying, "I just dropped the bitch off, I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I later asked him about it. He said, "Megan, I have no idea what you're talking about." My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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You deserved it 143 328

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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You deserved it 5 372

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 390

You deserved it 17 366

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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You deserved it 4 591

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 4 226

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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You deserved it 45 404

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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You deserved it 67 657

Never annoy the driver

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 14:00

Today, my husband went to pick my mom up from the airport, but apparently they got in one of their arguments on the way home, so he dumped her at a Starbucks and came home without her. He won’t even tell me which Starbucks, and when I rang her she gave useless directions. FML

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You deserved it 300

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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You deserved it 119

By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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You deserved it 6 428

leesh08 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:04

=[ that's so horrible!!

equinoxe_fml 2

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:24

divorce the bastard.

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leesh08 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:04

=[ that's so horrible!!

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:05

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EIDS 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:06

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 January 2017 5:30

Deserved to know...I hope is what you meant...

Punku2 4

Friday 9 November 2018 21:22

exactly

Melody_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:14

yeahs. i'd drop em an fast. cheating on you an callin you a bitch an stuffs...yeah thats NEVER good to say the least. GOODLUCK and hope yous can get a clean divorce without too much hassle

equinoxe_fml 2

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:24

divorce the bastard.

xzacharyx 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:34

thats so shitty, i really don't understand people in the world today.

Seegtease 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:35

That's a pretty weird mistake for him to make, and not notice that your name popped up on the reply but I guess it's technically possible, but it makes him all the more the imbecile.