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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
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weeping_willow 25

If she’s willing to cheat with you, then she’s willing to cheat on you.

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Richard Luna 1

So move on that shit is trouble millions of women out there you you crying over one that is married and willing to cheat yea she is keeper

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RichardPencil 30

Being the side piece can be fun. Let the cuckold pay to feed, clothe and shelter her so you can use your money for wild, sexy things. Quality dungeons ain't cheap.

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jbuckets_404 38

But what if good ol' hubby here in the US has a gun collection (of even one)? (I DO - purely for hunting purposes - exactly like Elmer Fudd....)

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RichardPencil 30

The OP gets shot and killed, the hubby goes to prison and the lady finds another new guy to bang, and maybe add some side pieces for more fun.

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Richard Luna 1

So move on that shit is trouble millions of women out there you you crying over one that is married and willing to cheat yea she is keeper

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weeping_willow 25

If she’s willing to cheat with you, then she’s willing to cheat on you.

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Wadlaen 23

So, you've got the chance to be HER piece of crumpet, without having to pay for the expenses? Sign up, and hope for an enjoyable time before her better half finds out and kicks your ass! Best of luck!

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blueknight1st 26

There you go. She just gave you permission to land. I say go for it

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