By Imnotfromhere - 27/2/2021 05:01 Problematic language Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML I agree, your life sucks 80 You deserved it 38 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 00:30 - Germany - Wolfsburg Hello Alanis ? We've got something for you. Today, two people at work - both higher up than me - called me out for "stomping" when I walk up stairs. I have a disability that causes this. We work at a place specifically for disabled people. FML I agree, your life sucks 280 You deserved it 15 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh Big booming voice issues Today, like the rest of the past year, I had to hear my roommate as he works as tech support from home. The man does not have an "inside voice" but echoes across multiple floors like a tuba, as he debugs people's software issues over the phone. Talking to him about it only makes him angry… and louder. FML I agree, your life sucks 383 You deserved it 32 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/2/2021 17:01 Well done! Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML I agree, your life sucks 558 You deserved it 81 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 13:59 So young, so jaded Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job that still lives with his parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 453 You deserved it 458 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/2/2021 02:01 Working from home rules! Today, my husband said a cheery, "Hi!" to me after 4 hours of nonstop Zoom calls. I spun around happily and greeted him back. Turns out he just joined another Zoom call. FML I agree, your life sucks 716 You deserved it 94 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tabby Rosas - 21/2/2021 21:30 Slid right out Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 845 You deserved it 56 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 16:59 Overcome Today, I just finished a client meeting. I couldn’t stop stuttering and couldn’t answer their questions. Towards the end, they just ignored me. I’ve been in the job for a year. I’m pretty much in tears now. FML I agree, your life sucks 741 You deserved it 169 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fuckthispandemic - 19/2/2021 08:01 - United States - Annapolis A complaint of Karens Today, while working as a manager in a busy restaurant, I was hit in the face by a grandmother with a balloon, calling me a motherfucker, while her granddaughter chucked a salad plate into the kitchen. Why? I told them they had to leave at 10, which is currently pandemic law in my state. FML I agree, your life sucks 914 You deserved it 51 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/2/2021 15:01 - Australia - The Oaks Sorry, but it's a no Today, after years of battling mental health and unemployment, I was rejected from a job packing tomatoes. Apparently I'm unsuitable for even the most basic work. FML I agree, your life sucks 826 You deserved it 64 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 02:59 - United States - West Yellowstone Alexa, play "Burning down the house" by Talking Heads Today, a house I'm working in burned down overnight. My entire cordless tool line up and everything else needed to remodel a 3-story home is gone. Almost $14000. The only way I will be somewhat, maybe, possibly, reimbursed is if I stay on to rebuild the home. I don't have anything left to even start. FML I agree, your life sucks 1063 You deserved it 92 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 02:01 The mainframe had been haxored Today, I found out my email hasn't been working for 10 days. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, but it just so happens that a position opened up for my dream job while this was happening. I would have gotten the job, but instead they gave it to someone I just finished training. FML I agree, your life sucks 714 You deserved it 84 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hannah - 18/2/2021 00:30 Shot from both sides Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML I agree, your life sucks 1004 You deserved it 77 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 08:01 Karen strikes again Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML I agree, your life sucks 655 You deserved it 87 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amaaaaaaaaaanda - 17/2/2021 00:30 The Based Family Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML I agree, your life sucks 736 You deserved it 82 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/2/2021 14:01 Ghosts! Today, I was written up for bringing my son to work. For safety reasons, bringing kids to work is strictly prohibited. I don’t have any kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1094 You deserved it 65 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/2/2021 01:58 - Australia Teamwork works Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML I agree, your life sucks 829 You deserved it 64 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/2/2021 17:01 Daydream believer Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML I agree, your life sucks 774 You deserved it 816 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/2/2021 07:58 Seize the means Today, I found out I make less money than the temps at my job by over 2 dollars an hour. I've been working there the longest and do 75% of the job myself. I was told, "We'll think about it" when talking to upper management about getting equal pay or close to. FML I agree, your life sucks 973 You deserved it 78 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ann - 13/2/2021 21:28 We're so happy for you, sorta! Today, my boyfriend, who is also a coworker, proposed to me in the parking of the store we work at when it was dark out. He came up behind me, and, thinking it was some creep, I stabbed him with my car keys. The scar will alway help him remember our engagement. FML I agree, your life sucks 863 You deserved it 125 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ZG1 - 13/2/2021 20:00 Thanks for coming in, Mr Belch Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML I agree, your life sucks 614 You deserved it 203 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DamnGurl - 12/2/2021 02:58 - United States - Kula Too clever Today, during a programming interview, I provided the right approach and the right answer as agreed by the interviewer, but used some extra variables with proper names. Guess who is not selected for the next round due to those extra variables. FML I agree, your life sucks 717 You deserved it 130 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lukey101 - 11/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Most likely Today, I had my half-year performance review. My boss arrived 15 minutes late, paid basically no attention to my presentation, and left 30 minutes early. I guess I’ll go fuck myself then. FML I agree, your life sucks 813 You deserved it 65 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kayladuh - 9/2/2021 21:30 The bitch is back Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML I agree, your life sucks 776 You deserved it 203 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/2/2021 17:01 It never rains… Today, it's my ninth day off work. I should have been back 4 days ago, but whilst resting a swollen knee at home, I got a hair stuck in my eye so badly that I had to go to A&E at 4 a.m. to get it taken out. Now work won't let me come back until the resulting conjunctivitis clears up. FML I agree, your life sucks 713 You deserved it 97 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Faith - 9/2/2021 11:01 Idiocracy Today, I got my vacation days denied because I'm "too valuable", while the moron I work with gets his days off because he's "easy to do without." Well, I guess I won't be spending much time with my girlfriend who flew across the country to see me. Glad I'm such a valuable employee. FML I agree, your life sucks 1192 You deserved it 97 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 19:01 - Iraq - Baghdad Being multilingual sucks sometimes Today, in our microbiology lab, there's a machine called bacteria incubator, which translates to Arabic as "bacteria hugger." I envied the bacteria because it gets hugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 592 You deserved it 185 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IrialNiall - 8/2/2021 07:42 On the down-low Today, I tried to quit my job of almost 6 years so I can date the man of my dreams, one of my bosses. When I gave my 3 weeks notice so they can try to replace me, they refused to accept it. My potential boyfriend won't see me anymore until I quit and can't tell my other managers why I need to quit. FML I agree, your life sucks 737 You deserved it 1119 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share IrialNiall tells us more : I have another job lined up, no problem, and am already hired in. It made more sense for me to be the one to leave since I'm hourly and he's salary. I love my job, but I hate it at the same time, so it's a bit of both. He never asked me to leave though, I offered to be the one to go somewhere else. He's never struck me as controlling or anything like that before, and still doesn't now. But neither...
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 02:01 Receptacle Today, I felt sick at work and tried to run to the bathroom with my hand covering my mouth, but saw a garbage can and removed my hand to let it loose. I forgot to remove my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 810 You deserved it 166 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/2/2021 21:30 Unexpected visitor Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML I agree, your life sucks 799 You deserved it 141 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today,I was forced by my family to take my grandma to the emergency room because she’s had shingles and has been sleeping lots, only to wait 4 hours to... I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 202 You deserved it 95 3 Comments
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without... I agree, your life sucks 370 You deserved it 77 4 Comments