By - 17/2/2020 13:00 Quick stench Today, I had a meeting with my boss, while walking to the meeting room, I feel a fart building up. I ignore it. As I prepare to sit down in the small room my body decided to release the gas with special sound effects I tried to disguise by coughing but the smell had already reached my boss’s nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 537 You deserved it 154 7 2 18 47 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 20:00 Short memory Today, I had to do some really hard maths. I had an idea to crack it, then went looking for a rubber to rub out my other equations. When I came back, I forgot the idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 1127 You deserved it 308 25 3 10 80 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 9/2/2020 05:00 fatal error Today, my wife informed me that she could lose her job at the local high school, why? she accidentally sent a student a nude photo of her that she meant to send to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2006 You deserved it 279 18 10 179 57 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - 5/2/2020 20:00 - United States Beautiful wife Today, while at work my boss congrats me on how good my new wife is. She's the reason I got this job. FML I agree, your life sucks 1511 You deserved it 220 23 9 36 89 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Super_Asian_Boy - 29/1/2020 14:00 - United States - Minneapolis The inspection comes Today, I went to the bathroom at work only to walk in finding my boss shaving his pubes. This was the day before the inspection worker came in. FML I agree, your life sucks 1566 You deserved it 102 14 5 53 95 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland On time Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML I agree, your life sucks 1422 You deserved it 920 39 10 20 71 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/1/2020 20:00 - Hungary - Budapest Ask the reason first Today on the way to work a homeless man approached me and asked from some change, I politely rejected his request and kept on walking. He then shouted at me, called me cheap, and he threw up on me! I had to go back home and get changed, as a result, I was late for work, and my boss was yelled at me because of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1827 You deserved it 242 22 3 115 19 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 26/1/2020 20:00 Early show Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1967 You deserved it 404 8 6 37 236 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThreeHoursEarly - 24/1/2020 01:00 What's the time, please? Today, I was told to be present for a meeting that started at 5pm. I arrived 15 minutes early, and I was late for the meeting. This happens regularly. FML I agree, your life sucks 1895 You deserved it 238 34 4 78 33 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "penne_pasta580802" - 23/1/2020 14:00 Ultimately Today, I decided to take my car to work as I had some errands to do after. I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 1697 You deserved it 532 12 8 10 187 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By alyosaurus - 21/1/2020 01:00 Wrong address Today, I was woken up at 3am by my apartment building's fire alarm. I loaded up my cats in their crates, brought them outside and realized it was below freezing (-5C or 23F) and snowing. I stood on the sidewalk in my thin Pyjamas and just watched the firefighters went into the wrong building... FML I agree, your life sucks 1870 You deserved it 167 25 6 91 39 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/1/2020 05:00 Very frustrating Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him full force dead center in the chest right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML I agree, your life sucks 2160 You deserved it 213 18 7 34 207 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Yoir mom - 16/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey Very bad idea Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML I agree, your life sucks 1683 You deserved it 451 26 6 83 53 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumbass724 - 13/1/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton First day at work Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML I agree, your life sucks 1800 You deserved it 422 31 21 22 90 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheSadCatLady - 13/1/2020 01:00 Ugly contest Today at work, we had a fun thing called "ugly contest" where we dress up as ugly as we can. I decided to not join this year. I walked up there to look at the contest when someone said to me "sorry, no Professionals" and I did not even wear a costume. He thought I wore a costume on. FML I agree, your life sucks 1798 You deserved it 356 30 7 24 138 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I'mSoHungry - 11/1/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland I am very hungry Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 2169 You deserved it 164 12 8 20 162 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By retailworker - 9/1/2020 14:00 Customer service Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML I agree, your life sucks 7067 You deserved it 513 497 23 67 248 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The Dogsitter - 5/1/2020 05:00 Not a lesson! Today I was dogsitting, and when I let my charge out, she ate her poop before I could clean it up. Then, she thought it would be a good idea to lick my face. Repeatedly. FML I agree, your life sucks 1548 You deserved it 586 22 4 44 94 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 30/12/2020 18:00 I am sorry Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML I agree, your life sucks 3407 You deserved it 156 48 8 281 51 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By desireesun - 28/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Calgary Naughty man Today I tried to help a blind man cross the street. After getting to the other side, he looked me in the eye and grabbed my boob. I didn't know what to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 1868 You deserved it 172 26 7 123 51 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2019 01:00 - United States Trash office Today, all the trash bins in the restrooms at my office are compost only. I'm all for going green, but now I have to walk two buildings over to find a regular trash bin when I need to change a tampon. My manager said: "go and walk" or "use the bins in the kitchenette". FML I agree, your life sucks 1820 You deserved it 139 51 3 80 15 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By [email protected] - 25/12/2019 20:00 Just in case Today, a customer threatened to kick my balls in if I didn’t give her a hot chocolate. I had already explained to her that it wasn’t working. She’s a regular so anytime I see her now I cover my balls just in case. FML I agree, your life sucks 1618 You deserved it 147 20 9 29 103 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Forgottoread - 22/12/2019 03:00 Cordon bleu Today, at work I had to read out loud in front of the principal. The word was a cook. I got nervous and said cock. FML I agree, your life sucks 1435 You deserved it 285 12 7 12 139 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/12/2019 20:00 Unconditional call Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3551 You deserved it 318 46 4 267 33 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "pixie_pix13" - 7/12/2019 03:00 Back to work Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store I threw my hands up and yelled "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML I agree, your life sucks 822 You deserved it 2473 13 6 11 222 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom Not funny anymore Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1132 You deserved it 1660 19 5 54 116 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "凌玲" - 24/11/2019 05:00 Recipient error Today, I texted my boyfriend. And I said, 'silly boy, I am done with doing the same work every day'. But, then I realized it wasn't him... It was my boss. The general manager. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 1925 16 8 17 151 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By payge9182 - 17/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Mesa Really stinks Today, while at work I started having stomach problems. I ran to the bathroom just in time for my intestines to completely void themselves. After a few moments, I hear a little girl take a sniff and said, "wow she smells worse than Daddy!". FML I agree, your life sucks 1916 You deserved it 203 8 5 18 232 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 03:00 Misunderstanding Today, my boss ordered me to remove a tree from a client home's. So, I went and cut down the tree, only for my boss to show up an hour later speechless. I was supposed to remove a sapling that had sprouted through the tarmac driveway, not the 100 years old prize winning Japanese cherry tree. FML I agree, your life sucks 1198 You deserved it 3087 21 7 328 53 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Van - 9/11/2019 05:00 Work name Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML I agree, your life sucks 2830 You deserved it 292 47 11 191 91 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realised I had 4 (justifiable) FML posts in 48 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived,... I agree, your life sucks 728 You deserved it 753 15 Comments
Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but later used the... I agree, your life sucks 442 You deserved it 3316 17 Comments