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By blahbags - / Monday 6 April 2009 13:39 / United Kingdom
By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 May 2016 10:34 / United States - Lubbock
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By Love2sleep - / Saturday 20 April 2013 04:31 / Australia - Brisbane
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

nomorealcoholeva Say more :
Followup for asked questions! I found my phone, wallet and lipstick in the Mailbox. I am 97% sure i smashed the window with the heel of my shoes. And i live alone, so the only explaining i have to do is to my landlord, Jesus, i do not look forward to that. And yes. I am a 22year old girl. Boom
By nomorealcoholeva / Saturday 14 March 2015 16:52 / Norway - Bod?
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By anonymous - / Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:01 / Australia
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Today, at the restaurant, my boyfriend told his parents that we were going to get married. They pretended not to hear and had a discussion about the contents of their plates. FML

By heymee - / Tuesday 2 September 2014 07:33 / France
FML - The follow-up

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Haberdashing Say more :
Wow. This was my FML. It was my first time giving blood. I'd tried once before but my hemoglobin was too low. So I made sure to eat lots of iron rich foods the weeks before and was fine this time. Everything went really well. But when I got settled at the table with the snacks where they make you wait for 15 minutes I started to feel a bit dizzy. I fainted then. I'd been in the middle of eating my...
By Haberdashing / Wednesday 13 November 2013 20:10 / United States - Rochester
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