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Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)
Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML
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On 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had a 3rd date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by shescomfortablynumb (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML
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On 10/30/2014 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by yumx24 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML
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On 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by xxSecretAngelxx - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I received my camera in the mail that my mom sent from home since I forgot it when I moved to Italy. It was wrapped in 4 layers of bubble wrap and packed in foam peanuts to keep it from getting broken. As I was removing the last layer of bubble wrap I dropped it, breaking the screen. FML
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On 04/24/2009 at 3:25am - misc - by raerae (woman) - Germany (Hessen)
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
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On 11/02/2013 at 2:46pm - kids - by curvster daughter (man) - United States
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by amf (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
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On 05/01/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by smartgirl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:51pm - work - by jamalinho (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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On 04/11/2014 at 10:51am - misc - by Gomer (man) - United States (New York)
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