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By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 October 2009 14:58 / Canada
By AccidentalFlasher - / Friday 8 January 2016 02:08 / Canada - Thornhill
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By msj137 / Friday 17 July 2009 07:25 / United States
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MegasaurusRex89 Say more :
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
By MegasaurusRex89 - / Saturday 18 October 2014 00:04 / United States - Daly City
By nerderer - / Friday 5 June 2015 02:17 / United States - Duluth
By bl3ur0z3 - / Monday 3 September 2018 22:00 /
World

Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very much, young man.” FML

By Femme - / Thursday 16 February 2012 16:41 / Russia
The illustrated FMLs
By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 August 2009 06:58 / United States
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 June 2014 02:45 / United States - Saint Louis
By oops... / Friday 12 September 2014 05:50 / Canada - Sylvan Lake
UnicornWaffles Say more :
Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-fucker but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you...
By UnicornWaffles / Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:23 / Taiwan - Taipei
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 September 2009 23:09 / United States
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 July 2009 12:44 / United States
By Well okay then / Sunday 9 October 2016 17:12 / United States - Palmdale
C8H18 Say more :
OP here. My dad walked off acting like he hadn't heard anything as I yelled, "That's my FATHER!"
By Fatherdaughter - / Friday 28 July 2017 11:21 /
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Game Ranking

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 49
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 gr009 0
5 proud_mommy 0
6 sunshineyes 0
7 stealspartan 0
8 matthewmcmullen9 0
9 wantedby_creeper 0
10 daisy_duritz 0

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 1054
2 BadAtPuns 1040
3 Ashamed_Sister 306
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 115
8 Vaella 81
9 littlekellilee 40
10 devilninja 36

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 41
2 thisisbutaname 23
3 ЗАБЕРИТЕ 12 000 РУБ ЗДЕСЬ www.mnogodenehk.tk dGXRU 0
4 POLZOVATEL 326811808 ZABERITE_SVOI_VIYGRISH_DO_14_AUGUST https://bit.ly/2MbNui1 0
5 ShawdiieBum 0
6 Rdumsky 0
7 ydi4beingdumb 0
8 gabrielenr93_fml 0
9 Kay_G 0
10 Chrischaidez 0
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