By hahahehehohohoo - United States
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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  alexroa50  |  0

Imagine the firefighter FML
"Today, someone pull off the alarm in a college so i went there hoping to save someones life. I ended up cutting some handcuffs from a naked girl." LOL

By  NorfolkDude  |  2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

By  MCart_fml  |  0

Lesson: Handcuffs come with two keys per pair for a reason. Maybe time to put a hide-a-key behind the bed post? I appreciate your taste though for using high quality hand cuffs!