By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

That's a mean joke :'(

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That's a mean joke :'(

Psyche!! That makes it ok..right?

I think it's hilarious.

Her boyfriend is a Dick face for doing that.

#28 That just means you're one of those idiots who'd do exactly the same thing.

This is the part where OP kicks him in the nuts for being an enormous douchebag.

Wait until he asks for real and OP doesn't believe him.

You would you prick

#45 Yeap I guess I am.

Ed... I've got two words... don't breed.

Ed you're as useless as OPs (hopefully ex) toolbag

I think I'd would have beaten his ass if I were you!

yeah talk about douche alert

Nothing like resorting to violence instead of trying to communicate with words, right?

But sometimes, #51, violence communicates so much more than words ever could.

Like my gf telling my she loves me by slapping the fuck out of me

Cold feet, maybe? First thought I had was maybe he WAS proposing, and when OP didn't immediately say yes, he went the "JUST KIDDING" route. Never having proposed before, I can only imagine how nerve-wracking it must be.

I would have slapped him. That's just fucking mean.

That's just messed up. Clearly he's not ready to actually get married.

clearly he's not worth marrying

Well duh if he's not proposing of course he's not ready

Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

Calm yourself, Satan.

You have an evil, sick and twisted mind. I like it. I vote that she does what you suggested.

Maybe she did and this is his response...

I think something similar happened in Two and a Half Men....

then just leave him there while you go watch greys anatomy or something!

Don't just suggest sex. If you really want to see him regret his actions tell him you were thinking of having a threesome.

I logged in just to give you a rep up!!

Good advice, except she should dump his immature ass.

You don't even have to tie him to the bed. Get on your knees (just like he did), unzip his pants, get him nice and ready (perhaps even well into it), and at the last minute before your mouth makes contact ... end with "HAH, JUST KIDDING", and walk away.

#120 i was thinking go to dinner and a movie with your girls have fun while hes tied to the bed tell him next time he pulls that crap youll do that again and shove the bed in the ocean!

Why would he consider this a good joke?

My guess is that he's an immature douchebag.

I agree 100%. Surely he could have seen how that'd turn out

What a dick.

He sounds immature. You can do better, OP.

I honestly don't think OP should dump him just yet. Yes, it was a cruel joke, but this was only one time. Would you really want that one time to ruin the whole relationship, especially since they've done a lot together? (Considering the fact he was explaining of how they met, etc.) However, if he were to keep on acting like a child, then I would say for OP to leave his ass.

I hope you smacked him.