FML : Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano....

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Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GuitarChick42 - / Saturday 4 April 2009 18:15 / United States

Intimacy

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By Samael_fml | 0

#82845 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:43

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

By abcdefghijklmno_fml | 0

#82834 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

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By abcdefghijklmno_fml | 0

#82834 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks

Kickered | 0

#538399 - Friday 4 September 2009 08:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

killerviral | 0

#830885 - Saturday 6 February 2010 07:21

atleast it wasn't ur Dorset playing it

wasted0087 | 0

#848821 - Friday 12 February 2010 05:49

It could have been a gift genius FYL

GetBackJojo | 0

#912822 - Thursday 4 March 2010 03:26

age was never mention, so this could definately be true. But if it's not it would still suck if it ever happened.

metalcrue | 0

#967764 - Thursday 25 March 2010 05:51

231: god you're stupid. maybe they were visiting?

alyssaax3 | 0

#1038642 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 05:08

#231 a lot of young people are on this. Like even 10 year olds are on this app. I'm 15 so I guess I'm too young??

ZleveL | 0

#1045874 - Sunday 27 June 2010 09:06

or maybe some people just don't want to move? don't ask me why, in 2 years I'm bustin out of my parents house and joining the marines, but maybe he/she wanted to stay

astarwarsfan | 0

#1079039 - Sunday 11 July 2010 03:36

it looks like the piano (puts on sunglasses) wasn't the only thing your parents were playing

zanguard | 0

#1112108 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 05:14

I wonder what song they were playing?

redtigerlily | 5

#1113875 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 03:53

It could have been a birthday or Xmas present, idiot.

theConstant | 0

#1133090 - Saturday 24 July 2010 11:08

disregarding ur parents having sex on the piano... since it's ur grand piano ur sister can't touch it even if ur all the way upstairs? learn to share princess..

Shookitup | 0

#1143195 - Monday 26 July 2010 02:44

well now we know why they bought it ^.^

chadical | 0

#1359040 - Monday 6 September 2010 07:12

thats were Microsoft got the idea for sticky keys

Bear_Flu | 0

#1365438 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 02:30

zing!^

jacetopia96 | 1

#1832713 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:04

or 231 she's a teenager with a lot of cash

rainydayz133 | 6

#3685371 - Monday 5 December 2011 05:09

No, just no. it sounds like OP is around teenage years and she suspected that her sister was playing on her piano which her parents probably brought.

tyjay11642 | 0

#4220382 - Tuesday 27 March 2012 04:30

How is that even possible...?

the_enigma1019 | 1

#4605670 - Saturday 23 June 2012 10:31

# 270, the sister may have been really young, hence the sex sounding like her sister "playing". Would you let a young child bang on your piano?

aimzskee | 30

#6001711 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 02:51

Not something you woukd ever wish to see

MehrunesDagon456 | 20

#6068300 - Thursday 18 September 2014 10:47

I'm a ten year old but I have the maturity level of an adult, (hence my name, the name of a murderous 200 foot tall demon from hell)

By KHJ_ftw | 0

#82840 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:42

ugh!

biggerthanlife | 0

#4117310 - Saturday 3 March 2012 09:25

Here cums Mozart!

Zangetsu67 | 5

#4675256 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 07:15

First

arrow007archer | 19

#5994436 - Tuesday 1 July 2014 05:25

pass the brain bleach

By princess243 | 0

#82841 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:43

LOL eww!!

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#3923748 - Sunday 22 January 2012 10:46

Wait, you have your own piano but your name is Guitarchick?

krmc822 | 6

#4771502 - Saturday 4 August 2012 09:47

Dude that's jsut sick ^ and maybe she likes music

By Samael_fml | 0

#82845 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:43

You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!

Radgears47 | 23

#6282999 - Wednesday 6 May 2015 07:51

My parents are horny... Too horny. They have gone at it (i caught them in the act by accident) while ive had friends over.

By Serial_fml | 0

#82854 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:44

ahhh, nothing like sex on the piano

By Milena_fml | 0

#82855 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:44

#4, that's how you know it's a fake

By Boudica | 0

#82859 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:45

LOL, if they bought it they can abuse it.

myoukei | 31

#3632171 - Thursday 24 November 2011 10:29

what if it was either A: a gift from someone else (and not her parents) or B: something op saved up for themselves? ???

Satoaoi | 13

#5329358 - Friday 18 January 2013 12:15

not to have sex on. that's just stupid annoying and makes no fucking sense at all

By rawr_z | 0

#82860 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:45

Woah that's disgusting lol.

YUMmMm | 0

#972700 - Thursday 1 April 2010 06:42

agreed ^^^^ and OP you are scared for life ...

fatham | 0

#980857 - Saturday 17 April 2010 08:17

ur pretty

rupert_45 | 0

#1008489 - Thursday 27 May 2010 01:00

she's pretty

By alex_vik | 0

#82863 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:46

You have disgusting parents.

CanadianHuney | 0

#973070 - Friday 2 April 2010 05:06

I agree! ugh I'd sell the piano...

Natadance4eva | 0

#2953384 - Friday 22 July 2011 08:45

and without their permission...I'd be soo pissed, they need to get a room!!

By jazminbliss | 0

#82867 - Saturday 4 April 2009 11:46

oh ew. gag.

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