Gripes and strife By Jordan - 20/03/2023 12:00 Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML I agree, your life sucks 38 You deserved it 11 Tweet Share
Get out of my dreams, get into my car By Potatoe - 20/03/2023 10:00 Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML I agree, your life sucks 68 You deserved it 117 Tweet Share
Great start By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00 Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML I agree, your life sucks 224 You deserved it 35 Tweet Share