Close enough By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 10:00 Today, my boyfriend got me the awning I wanted for my terrace. Only he ordered it in the wrong material and the wrong size, figuring that anything similar was close enough. Now he's annoyed that he spent so much money and that I want to send it back. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 You deserved it 14 Share Tweet Share
Admit it By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00 Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 96 Share Tweet Share
Am I the asshole? By Springmaid - 02/10/2023 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 162 You deserved it 53 Share Tweet Share