Scumbag By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00 Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML I agree, your life sucks 85 You deserved it 20 Share Tweet Share
Healthy relationship goals By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 04:00 Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML I agree, your life sucks 70 You deserved it 20 Share Tweet Share
Desperate measures By dying - 29/09/2023 00:02 Today, after four days without sleep, I took an entire bottle of melatonin gummies. Nothing happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 188 You deserved it 53 Share Tweet Share