Bad timing By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 22:00 Today, a month into exercising for the first time in years to get summer body for vacation, the sudden exertion pushed back my period. If I'd sat on my ass, my period would have been on time this month, and over next month before my vacation started. I was really looking forward to period-free vacation. Not anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 You deserved it 13 Tweet Share
Poop run By Shitty Situation - 02/06/2023 11:00 - United States Today, I have to give my cat medicine to help with his constipation. He doesn't like it. On the other hand, my other cat, who isn't constipated, loves it. This may prove to be challenging. FML I agree, your life sucks 147 You deserved it 29 Tweet Share
Request denied By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00 Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML I agree, your life sucks 103 You deserved it 514 Tweet Share