You OK, hun? By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 22:00 Today, my husband asked what I’d done all day. I took it as a criticism and was about to chew his head off about not appreciating all I do, when I took a look at myself still in pyjamas, the filthy house, dirty plates, and unwashed laundry and realised I’ve done fuck all for weeks. I’m a bad wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 34 Tweet Share
Leftovers By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML I agree, your life sucks 147 You deserved it 27 Tweet Share
Honesty ain't always the best policy By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 16:00 - Canada Today, I finally got an interview for the job I want. The interviewer looked at my resumé and asked, "So, what have you been doing for the past 10 years?" I guess binge-watching Netflix wasn't the right answer. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 You deserved it 320 Tweet Share