Spillage By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 06:00 Today, while at a restaurant on a date, I spilled red wine on the white tablecloth. The waiter came over with a new one, saying, "Don't worry, it's not the first time someone's spilled wine here." My date leaned over and whispered, "It's the first time someone's spilled it on me, though." FML I agree, your life sucks 102 You deserved it 16 Tweet Share
Fresh air By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML I agree, your life sucks 145 You deserved it 46 Tweet Share
Fight clubbed By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 02:00 Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 336 You deserved it 38 Tweet Share