Keep quiet By PoorAndabroke - 28/05/2022 22:00 Today, I learned that you shouldn’t announce on social media that you’re leaving on vacation for a week. Your house might get broken into, and all your electronics will be missing. They were kind enough to leave a note saying, “If you can afford a vacation, you can afford to replace all this shit. Have fun!” FML I agree, your life sucks 59 You deserved it 181 Tweet Share
She's 28 By beelover97 - 28/05/2022 18:00 Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML I agree, your life sucks 245 You deserved it 29 Tweet Share
Handle with care By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 16:00 Today, I fell asleep with my new iPad on my chest, so when I woke up and pushed my duvet off me, the iPad went flying off me and broke on the floor. It’s my first ever iPad, my mom bought it for me for high school and I’ve only had it a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 151 You deserved it 374 Tweet Share