Slippery when oiled By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 12:00 Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 You deserved it 4 Tweet Share
Living conditions By Tal - 03/07/2022 10:00 Today, my brother said he could no longer tolerate living with me. He’s a sex offender on parole. FML I agree, your life sucks 89 You deserved it 16 Tweet Share
Giga barf By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00 Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML I agree, your life sucks 239 You deserved it 17 Tweet Share