Out of shape By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 02:00 Today, I’m now so unfit, I had to stop halfway through sex with my wife to catch my breath, and in the end we just gave up, as clearly neither of us was having an orgasm today. I don’t get it, I weigh exactly 11 stone and exercise regularly, but I have no stamina and shit lungs. I hate myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 90 You deserved it 27 Tweet Share
It was an accident, I swear By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00 Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 221 You deserved it 62 Tweet Share
Probably not By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 22:00 Today, I realized that I divorced my husband of 36 years and took up with a new man, just be in exactly the same situation I was in before. Will I never learn? FML I agree, your life sucks 91 You deserved it 384 Tweet Share