Prank or brain melt? By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Woodstock Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 34 Tweet Share
Meritocracy is a lie By Anonymous - 30/05/2023 00:02 Today, we got a new manager in his 20’s who has never worked our industry before. His introductory speech included, “and you will respect me as your superior.” Our veterans have pranked him three times already and he blames me because mine is the only name he seems able to remember. FML I agree, your life sucks 134 You deserved it 21 Tweet Share
One track mind By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML I agree, your life sucks 146 You deserved it 75 Tweet Share