Request denied By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00 Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML I agree, your life sucks 25 You deserved it 115 Tweet Share
All over the place By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 20:00 - Australia Today, I run a business with my partner, and work at a separate business as an employee. My partner got Covid, so our business is closed for now. I got it from him, but still need to work at the other place because the only other employee flew to Turkey on holiday, and the owner has no idea how to run her own business. FML I agree, your life sucks 130 You deserved it 34 Tweet Share
Smack my bitch up By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML I agree, your life sucks 197 You deserved it 42 Tweet Share