Fresh air By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Fight clubbed By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 02:00 Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 156 You deserved it 19 Tweet Share
It's the thought that counts By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 00:00 Today, I drove two hours to secretly buy an antique book my wife has been looking for for 30 years since her childhood copy was lost in a house fire. There was one other guy there interested in buying it, we were both cash buyers but with one difference: I was the one who forgot his wallet. FML I agree, your life sucks 208 You deserved it 74 Tweet Share