Phantom of the bus By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 00:02 Today, I have a facial scar from an accident, it's large but not disfiguring. A guy on the bus asked if I could turn away because it was scaring his kid (the kid wasn’t even paying attention) so I told him to screw off, but people started agreeing with him. FML I agree, your life sucks 106 You deserved it 18 Tweet Share
Sneaky By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 15:00 - United States - Cedar Rapids Today, after dating someone for a year and a half, upon meeting his mother for the first time he'd told me she has bad anxiety and that he’s going to introduce me as his friend, and the only reason I was meeting her was because she was selling her deceased husband's car. FML I agree, your life sucks 140 You deserved it 23 Tweet Share
Brian Cox voice By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 18:00 Today, my mom told me I need to stop yelling and swearing at my girlfriend. Um, OK, first of all mom, she’s my ex because she cheated on me with my best friend since nursery school, and when she turns up drunk at my door at 4 a.m., you can bet I’m going to yell and swear until she goes away. FML I agree, your life sucks 285 You deserved it 42 Tweet Share