Giga barf By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00 Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML I agree, your life sucks 151 You deserved it 12 Tweet Share
Some things aren't obvious By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 04:00 Today, my now ex-girlfriend accused me of wasting a year of her life when I told her I seriously don’t want kids. We’ve never discussed kids until today, but I’ve always known I never wanted them. Apparently she does want them, so she considers our whole relationship as a waste of a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 162 You deserved it 135 Tweet Share
It's not what you think By David - 02/07/2022 19:00 - United States - Jonesboro Today, I had the front door open, and my cat Watson, who I often call Little Boy, was sitting in front of the screen door. I wanted to close the door so, speaking to my cat, I said, "Come here, Little Boy," at which point a young child came running up to my door. His dad yelled, "Get back here!" FML I agree, your life sucks 238 You deserved it 57 Tweet Share