Helicopter parents By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 00:02 Today, my dad tried to confiscate my car keys because he doesn’t like how late I stay out on the weekends. I’m 26, have owned my own home since I was 24, and also how the fuck does he know what time I get home? My own dad is stalking me. FML I agree, your life sucks 118 You deserved it 13 Tweet Share
Bad timing By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 22:00 Today, a month into exercising for the first time in years to get summer body for vacation, the sudden exertion pushed back my period. If I'd sat on my ass, my period would have been on time this month, and over next month before my vacation started. I was really looking forward to period-free vacation. Not anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 140 You deserved it 58 Tweet Share
Poop run By Shitty Situation - 02/06/2023 11:00 - United States Today, I have to give my cat medicine to help with his constipation. He doesn't like it. On the other hand, my other cat, who isn't constipated, loves it. This may prove to be challenging. FML I agree, your life sucks 218 You deserved it 39 Tweet Share