Five knuckle shuffle By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00 Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 27 Share Tweet Share
Subtle threat By afraid - 26/09/2023 04:00 Today, my girlfriend has been playing SZA’s "Kill Bill" on repeat all day. I’m starting to get genuinely scared. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 You deserved it 13 Share Tweet Share
Man of steel By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 00:02 Today, my wife and kids all yelled at me because I was stood at the bookshelf looking for a book, blocking the Wifi router with my body, and their signals all dropped to almost zero, and had stopped them watching videos. FML I agree, your life sucks 196 You deserved it 44 Share Tweet Share