Bad habits By StopSnitchinBro - 04/06/2023 18:00 Today, I got fired from my job. Turns out, just because the new redheaded guy at work doesn't say anything about you calling them "Ed Sheeran" all the time doesn't mean he's not reporting it to management. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 101 Tweet Share
Violence is never the answer By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom Today, my coworker warned me that if I made one more dad joke, she’d belt me with a frying pan. Alas, I did not believe her capable of such violence, which is why I now sit here with a bag of frozen peas pressed to the 3-inch lump on the back of my head. Plus she was sacked, so now I feel horribly guilty. FML I agree, your life sucks 164 You deserved it 87 Tweet Share
Public freakout By Anonymous - 04/06/2023 12:00 Today, at Starbucks, I was sat next to a father and son where the son told his dad he wanted to meet in a public place for his own safety, because he had to tell him he’d gotten his half-sister pregnant. It might not sound like my FML but in the fist fight that followed they smashed my laptop. FML I agree, your life sucks 306 You deserved it 16 Tweet Share