The scene By Goober - 05/06/2023 06:00 Today, I found a curly hair in my fries at a restaurant. It was disgusting, so I screamed at my waiter. To my surprise, they kicked me out of the restaurant for, "making a scene". They wouldn’t even replace my fries. When did the customer stop being right? FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 196 Tweet Share
Soul searching By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 03:00 Today my ex- boyfriend came out as gay. My family were like, “It’s about time! Oh honey child, we knew he was a major queen the day you brought him home, that’s why we let you share a room on sleepovers. No way was he going to try anything.” It’s true, we dated for 5 months and I’m still a virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 150 You deserved it 75 Tweet Share
Sneaky By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 00:02 - Hungary - Budapest Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML I agree, your life sucks 240 You deserved it 43 Tweet Share