A tale as old as "Time" by Pink Floyd By Nelly - 04/10/2023 18:30 Today, now that I've lost a significant amount of weight, all the guys that turned me down saying they “liked me as just a friend” all of a sudden are in my DMs saying, “Hey beautiful” and asking me out on a date. Nice to know I’m only liked for my body. FML I agree, your life sucks 94 You deserved it 50 Share Tweet Share
Targeted vagueposting By Craig - 04/10/2023 16:00 Today, a girl I rejected is making passive-aggressive posts, and posting stories with anti-dating quotes, and “Fuck love” and “All men are dogs”, making me look like an asshole. Am I an asshole just for having free will about who I date? FML I agree, your life sucks 200 You deserved it 17 Share Tweet Share
Keep it in your pants By bad brother - 04/10/2023 11:00 Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 812 Share Tweet Share