Them frenchies don't fuck around By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 00:02 Today, my son, who I admit has a temper, met his cousins from France for the first time. Straight away he lost his temper, but before I could step in, his younger cousin knocked him out cold with a right hook, looked me dead in the eye and said, “That’s how you get a bitch under control.” FML I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Drunk with power By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 22:00 Today, I was detained by a stubborn cop who swore he saw me sprinting away after shoplifting. I’m missing part of my right foot, and walk with a cane and a limp, I haven’t sprinted anyplace in 12 years. Not even showing him my foot convinced him. I was sat in his car over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 147 You deserved it 18 Share Tweet Share
Annoyed By HateCelebz - 29/09/2023 20:00 Today, I was made to do checkout training at the supermarket i work in. My third customer spent £90 on food, and whilst I was serving her, she talked about her 6 kids and her ex. Only four hours of this shit to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 91 You deserved it 133 Share Tweet Share