That's nuts By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 14:00 Today, while stressing about our third date, which I had planned to be third date sex night, I binge-ate a bag of peanuts. When he picked me up, the first thing I did was kiss him. He asked me why he could taste peanuts. He never told me he’s allergic. Sex night turned into hospital night. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 13 Share Tweet Share
Close enough By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 10:00 Today, my boyfriend got me the awning I wanted for my terrace. Only he ordered it in the wrong material and the wrong size, figuring that anything similar was close enough. Now he's annoyed that he spent so much money and that I want to send it back. FML I agree, your life sucks 163 You deserved it 36 Share Tweet Share
Admit it By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00 Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 You deserved it 179 Share Tweet Share