Slip up By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 18:00 Today, I had pest guys over, so I asked if I should put my cat away. They asked if he was crazy, and I usually call him a "nut job" or a "handful" but instead of one of those, I said, "He's a handjob" to them. FML I agree, your life sucks 70 You deserved it 15 Tweet Share
False economy By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds Today, I tried to save money by buying a generic brand of coffee instead of my usual brand. It tasted terrible and I ended up throwing it away. FML I agree, your life sucks 117 You deserved it 57 Tweet Share
Close but no cigar By Degenerate - 22/03/2023 09:00 - United States - Bedford Today, I learned that in spite of walking during the ceremony, my graduation was denied. That was nearly 4 years ago, and I never knew this was a possibility. I'd been a drop-out all this time. FML I agree, your life sucks 209 You deserved it 45 Tweet Share