Gastropod scandal By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 04:00 Today, one of my aquatic snails banged my other aquatic snail til they both died. FML I agree, your life sucks 62 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Be honest By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 02:00 Today, I've been dating a girl for about a year. After about 5 months, her mom kicked her out so I had her move in with me. She’s super sweet and nice, but we aren’t intellectually compatible, and have wildly different interests. My best friend is everything she isn’t. I'm starting to crush on my friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 You deserved it 133 Tweet Share
I can't win By Benjamin - 20/05/2022 00:00 Today, if I try to hurry my wife out of the house before she's ready, she yells at me and we end up not going out, and yet if I leave her to get ready for as long as she needs we are ALWAYS late for our reservation, so we lose the table and she yells at me for not telling her how late we are. FML I agree, your life sucks 260 You deserved it 35 Tweet Share