Bailed out By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 18:00 Today, I’ve been texting a guy from my old college and we finally arranged a date. I told him it would have to fit my daughter's schedule and his interest in me vanished. Apparently I never mentioned having a kid and have wasted his time. I literally have text messages to him all about her. Prick. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 1 Tweet Share
What on Earth are you doing? By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 16:00 Today, in a bizarre power move, my cousin flashed me her tits. I thought it a mistake and didn’t acknowledge it, until it happened again for much much longer. I was terrified. Prior to this I hadn’t even realized she had fake tits. FML I agree, your life sucks 86 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Oh bless, sweet summer child By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 14:00 Today, my sister-in-law and I discussed what men like our husbands do at a bachelor party. I thought of beer, sports, and a strip club. Her version included church, wrestling (she believes they're former high school athletes), and sleeping together in the den (they’re 28 and in his own home). She was offended by my answers. FML I agree, your life sucks 151 You deserved it 24 Tweet Share