On a promise By cuz803 - 12/08/2022 00:00 Today, after 2.5 years of being single, I locked eyes with a cute girl. We were the same height at 6'1 so we joked that if we had a baby, it'd be huge. After some flirting, roughhousing, and making out, she gave me her number, and told me to bring condoms to her place. Then I woke up. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 You deserved it 7 Tweet Share
Kinky By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 22:00 Today, my husband asked if we could try food play during sex. I okayed it, thinking it would be the standard squirty cream or chocolate sauce. Let’s just say I was not expecting him to be eating crispy bacon and blue cheese sauce off my boobs. Good Lord, I married a weirdo. FML I agree, your life sucks 125 You deserved it 56 Tweet Share
Exploitation By Anonymous - 11/08/2022 18:00 Today, despite having made it clear that I'm neither interested, nor I am able to take over the jobs of the 3 members of staff who have recently left, my boss made a "Progress Plan" for me and will check on it weekly. I'm getting paid 1.5 times less than average in my role and he's not giving me a raise because the company is stingy. FML I agree, your life sucks 289 You deserved it 41 Tweet Share