Commitment By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 06:00 Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 You deserved it 32 Tweet Share
Painful negotiation By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 03:00 Today, in order to bump my grade up from total failure to the lowest possible passing grade, my training examiner eventually agreed to raise my score by one pity point for spelling my own name correctly on the exam paper, after I told him I had to pass the course or be fired from my job. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 You deserved it 167 Tweet Share
Skillset By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 00:02 Today, my son has the bizarre ability to remember any movie or series he has ever watched, even from the sounds without seeing the screen. He just identified Jumanji by the sound of Van Pelt's rifle, despite not having watched the movie in years… yet he only passed two GCSEs. FML I agree, your life sucks 173 You deserved it 57 Tweet Share