There's a first time for anything By OptimalPath - 27/09/2023 06:00 Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 9 Share Tweet Share
Bad guy By the last straw - 27/09/2023 04:00 Today, my boyfriend's jealousy reached a psychotic new low. While at dinner, I apparently made too much eye contact and dared to smile when the waiter took our order. He screamed, “Why don’t you just have him whip it out so you can suck him off right here?!” I’ve never been so humiliated in my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 You deserved it 6 Share Tweet Share
Time to move on By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 00:02 Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 199 You deserved it 22 Share Tweet Share