Poop run By Shitty Situation - 02/06/2023 11:00 - United States Today, I have to give my cat medicine to help with his constipation. He doesn't like it. On the other hand, my other cat, who isn't constipated, loves it. This may prove to be challenging. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Request denied By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00 Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML I agree, your life sucks 69 You deserved it 349 Tweet Share
All over the place By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 20:00 - Australia Today, I run a business with my partner, and work at a separate business as an employee. My partner got Covid, so our business is closed for now. I got it from him, but still need to work at the other place because the only other employee flew to Turkey on holiday, and the owner has no idea how to run her own business. FML I agree, your life sucks 209 You deserved it 46 Tweet Share