Trust your gut By no more please - 29/06/2022 03:00 - United States Today, my husband and I once again argued over expiration dates. He says I’m paranoid and wasteful. I finally gave in and ate some food I wasn’t so sure of. Well, his innards must be made of vibranium because I’m currently in the fetal position on the bathroom floor after puking for an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 You deserved it 16 Tweet Share
Roommates from hell, part 47757 By Sofvcked - 29/06/2022 10:00 Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML I agree, your life sucks 156 You deserved it 23 Tweet Share
Wingnut By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 06:00 Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML I agree, your life sucks 253 You deserved it 31 Tweet Share