Wanker horn By gran ruined masturbation - 01/06/2023 12:00 Today, if I'm out of breath, sweaty, or in a room with the door closed, my grandmother will loudly yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING!" as soon as she sees me. It's been going on for three years. My parents think it's hilarious. I want to die. FML I agree, your life sucks 44 You deserved it 9 Tweet Share
Freeloader By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 10:00 Today, my new roommate with I've been living for 30 days told me that we needed to consolidate our funds. When I said no, they called me a racist Karen. I don’t have a choice of roommate, due to being in a program. I'm the only one working and this person has no desire to work. FML I agree, your life sucks 105 You deserved it 8 Tweet Share
Freak By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 14:00 - Australia Today, my niece came to visit from out of town. It's also the day my partner tested positive for Covid. To minimize contact, I told her I would take her to the train station while he isolates. She refused. She then spent the day sitting as close to me as possible, hoping I was a carrier. She WANTED to catch it. FML I agree, your life sucks 159 You deserved it 29 Tweet Share