Nice try By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01 Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML I agree, your life sucks 130 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Getting on By Kelly - 05/07/2022 22:00 Today, I learned the hard way that age is not just a number when I completely threw out my back while sitting on the ground, gently tossing a ball. FML I agree, your life sucks 163 You deserved it 14 Tweet Share
The rhythm method By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 18:00 Today, my girlfriend has two speeds in bed: so slow that it’s just not exciting for me, or so hard and fast, I can’t physically keep up and it starts to hurt. We’ve discussed our different needs a bunch, but so we’ve had sex every night this week and I only orgasmed once, masturbating in the shower. FML I agree, your life sucks 295 You deserved it 46 Tweet Share