Drunk with power By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 22:00 Today, I was detained by a stubborn cop who swore he saw me sprinting away after shoplifting. I’m missing part of my right foot, and walk with a cane and a limp, I haven’t sprinted anyplace in 12 years. Not even showing him my foot convinced him. I was sat in his car over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 2 Share Tweet Share
Annoyed By HateCelebz - 29/09/2023 20:00 Today, I was made to do checkout training at the supermarket i work in. My third customer spent £90 on food, and whilst I was serving her, she talked about her 6 kids and her ex. Only four hours of this shit to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 You deserved it 42 Share Tweet Share
White out By pussy - 29/09/2023 16:00 Today, I was told to "stop being such a little pussy." Why? Because my body chose to pass out from the heat. I didn’t complain even once, but I drank plenty of water and still passed out. FML I agree, your life sucks 200 You deserved it 17 Share Tweet Share