Soap opera drama By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 06:00 Today, my wife has gotten into the habit of commenting on how much more attractive men in Latin soap operas are than me. When I suggested that an older character on the show looked like her mom, she started crying, and yelling about how hard the actress's life has been. FML I agree, your life sucks 103 You deserved it 10 Tweet Share
Rollercoaster By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 04:00 Today, I asked my girlfriend why my new package of condoms was open. When she failed to change the subject, she responded with, “This is why you’re a depressive crybaby who’ll die alone!” The fight ended with me proposing. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 You deserved it 327 Tweet Share
Automation By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 02:00 Today, and the past few weeks, my dad has been leaving me notes around the house, accusing me of putting the heating on at 3 a.m. and to stop. Except I've not touched the heating for months, and denying it results in both parents screaming that I'm lying. It doesn't occur to them that he's just fucked up the smart schedule. FML I agree, your life sucks 280 You deserved it 27 Tweet Share