Happy Kal Rekk! By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 03:00 Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 5 Tweet Share
Fake it til you make it By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 165 Tweet Share
Jello? Is it pee you're looking for? By Yudith - 07/06/2023 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML I agree, your life sucks 142 You deserved it 65 Tweet Share