One track mind By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00 Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 You deserved it 18 Tweet Share
Lifegoals By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 18:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML I agree, your life sucks 118 You deserved it 96 Tweet Share
Teenage zealot By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 15:00 Today, my daughter was complaining about having no friends. My son told her it’s her own fault for attending church 3 times a week and trying to convert everyone at school like a Jehovah's witness who you can’t shut the door on. He’s 100% right but now she won’t stop crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 286 You deserved it 126 Tweet Share