Perpetual 420 By anon - 08/06/2023 06:00 Today, I came home to pizza boxes piled high, dirty laundry everywhere, and a sink full of roaches, but all I did was smoke a bowl and turn the Switch on. My boyfriend and I have let our lives fall apart ever since our state legalized weed. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 1 Tweet Share
Happy Kal Rekk! By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 03:00 Today, my daughter got fired from a high five figures job for making up fake religious holidays to get days off, and for almost a year her boss was so scared of being called a racist, he never bothered to look into it until today, and she was sacked 10 minutes later. FML I agree, your life sucks 115 You deserved it 50 Tweet Share
Fake it til you make it By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 265 Tweet Share