Make it quick By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 22:00 Today, I miss the days when I was younger and my parents used to at least try to hide all the sex they were having. Now I’m all grown up, they just yell out not to come upstairs for at least 30 minutes, and they no longer even attempt to keep the noise down either. FML I agree, your life sucks 96 You deserved it 42 Tweet Share
Territorial By creepy af - 01/07/2022 09:00 - United States Today, I asked my girlfriend to wait at my new place for some furniture to be delivered. When I got the notification on my phone, I checked the cameras and saw her pressing her sweaty armpits against multiple surfaces. When confronted, she said she was using pheromones to “mark her territory.” WTF? FML I agree, your life sucks 264 You deserved it 47 Tweet Share
What logic is that? By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 16:00 Today, my parents lectured me on whether it was a good idea to let my girlfriend stay at the home of her ex boyfriend… and his husband. I’m 44 and trust her. My parents didn’t trust this logic and doubled down. FML I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 96 Tweet Share