8 out of 10 dentists By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 14:00 Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning, only to find out that I had been brushing my teeth wrong for years. He told me you're supposed to let the toothpaste do its magic instead of rinsing it off. Is this true? FML I agree, your life sucks 30 You deserved it 48 Tweet Share
Gurning By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 12:00 - United States Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML I agree, your life sucks 127 You deserved it 15 Tweet Share
Probable cause By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML I agree, your life sucks 166 You deserved it 57 Tweet Share