Pranks should be outlawed By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00 Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 0 Share Tweet Share
Them frenchies don't fuck around By Anonymous - 30/09/2023 00:02 Today, my son, who I admit has a temper, met his cousins from France for the first time. Straight away he lost his temper, but before I could step in, his younger cousin knocked him out cold with a right hook, looked me dead in the eye and said, “That’s how you get a bitch under control.” FML I agree, your life sucks 57 You deserved it 188 Share Tweet Share
Drunk with power By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 22:00 Today, I was detained by a stubborn cop who swore he saw me sprinting away after shoplifting. I’m missing part of my right foot, and walk with a cane and a limp, I haven’t sprinted anyplace in 12 years. Not even showing him my foot convinced him. I was sat in his car over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 221 You deserved it 23 Share Tweet Share