Splat! By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00 Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 You deserved it 6 Tweet Share
Malicious By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 12:00 Today, after the opportunity for a little malicious compliance came my way, and I did exactly what my prick boss told me to do, knowing it would screw him over in about a week, it happened. Unfortunately, he has a good legal team and he just successfully sued me for £100,000. I may have to sell my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 108 You deserved it 96 Tweet Share
Winding me up By Do I Smell Bad Or Something? - 02/07/2022 10:00 Today, I got a phone call from the psychiatrist I had an appointment with next week, telling me that they need to postpone, and the next available session is in three months. This is the fourth time this has happened to me in the last year, with the third doctor. FML I agree, your life sucks 160 You deserved it 12 Tweet Share