By Anonymous - 12/1/2021 21:30 - United States - Rochester Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 You deserved it 18 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/1/2021 13:22 - India - Sikka Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and haven't come out yet.FML I agree, your life sucks 76 You deserved it 12 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 15:21 - Canada - Edmonton Today after cooking dinner for the two of us, I asked my privileged boyfriend if he could walk me home. He refused. After I spent 20 min explaining to him the dangers of walking home in a sketchy part of the city at sundown for a petite woman, he asks: “do you still want me to walk you home?” FML. I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 0 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 20:59 Today while I was kissing my boyfriend he said he was still thinking about the girls from a YouTube video we watched before that. The worst part? I noticed that during the video he was touching himself but I thought it was because we were naked in bed together.. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 0 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/1/2021 11:32 - Germany - Ebersbach Today the garbage truck forgot to take our garbage. When my neighbor called to complain, the truck came back, backed about 20m into our cul-de-sac, then left, again, without taking the garbage. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 3 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sheila - 3/1/2021 10:21 Today, I missed breakfast, dropped my phone in the toilet, and got fired from my job. Welcome to 2021 I guess. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/1/2021 22:32 Today, after three years of unpopularity, I came out of my shell and announced I was running for class president. After I said "this is my platform," somebody screamed "GEEK!" and pulled my pants down. Now, I won't be president, and my purple granny panties are trending on Instagram. FML. I agree, your life sucks 104 You deserved it 9 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/1/2021 18:59 Today, after renting out our house, quitting my job, buying a boat to spend a year with the family. They want to return to lockdown in the snow. Seriously considering installing a plank.. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 10 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 17:24 - United States - Honolulu Today, Happy new year. Can’t go anywhere thanks to corona. Working in a mediocre job. My family doesn’t like me. Depressed about life . 49 years old and not motivated . FML I agree, your life sucks 76 You deserved it 14 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:22 Today, I was stuck in traffic. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but there were cars all around me. I had to U-turn but got yelled at. It’s fucking crazy. Just FML. I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 8 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 18:54 Today, Freshly graduated since September, I'm jobless but continually looking for a job opportunity in order to start my life and refund the loan that I made, but because of this fucking COVID that will be a fuckin struggle to find. I struggle so much to pay my study abroad just to go back to my parent's house... FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 1 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 07:08 Today, while on a Reddit thread, reading pansexual stereotypes, as a self identified pan, I read that people think that we are bisexuals who want attention and to feel special. Ummmmmm. Nope. Let me explain this, Pansexuals are attracted to everyone regardless of their sex or gender identity. Thank you for your time.. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 You deserved it 75 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Music = Life - 28/12/2020 21:17 - United States - Midlothian Today, my music addiction hit a new low. I started bringing my earpiece to listen to heavy metal during church service. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 13 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 08:18 - Germany Today my friend who verbally attacked me when I tried to tell him about my depression and panic, told me his father died from cancer and he lost all his support in life, his safe haven he could always go to. I was listening empathically and at the same time I felt jealous I never had what he lost. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:16 - India - Bangalore Today, I googled which company made the deodorant I used as I really liked it. I did not figure out which brand it is, but I did find out that it was for ladies. I'm a 17 year old male teenager. No wonder I never had a girlfriend in high school.. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 4 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 18:01 Today, After finding out that I am pregnant by my coworker that I was having a fling with. He told me to get an abortion because I’m not the person he wants to have his children. Mind you, we are both teachers and he loves kids. Apparently just not this one! FML I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 20 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mixedupsanta - 25/12/2020 14:50 Today, I watched the kids open gifts. If ordered a movie with some of their items from Amazon, and the toys arrived but the movie did not. This morning, my 5 year old opened a pretty festive little bag... with a copy of Die Hard in it. Fml I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 18 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 13:22 Today my mom has to spend Christmas alone upstairs because I have COVID. My girlfriend is stuck down here with me because she has been so exposed to me, and I feel like I've been run over by a truck.. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 You deserved it 19 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 12:17 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg Today I got a few things that I never got for Christmas before: My period, including cramps, a headache, a depression, severe loneliness, and the necessity to clean a very dirty house which was left this way by others. Other than that, I didn’t get anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mapmouse - 25/12/2020 07:36 Today I have a head cold. Instead of Christmas Eve in bed with tea resting my boyfriend is insisting on going to every urgent care, which are closed for the holiday, to take a covid test. Being in the cold makes me feel worse. I was planning on quarantining until Saturday to take a test when they reopen. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 1 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Steff - 24/12/2020 19:04 Today my family has COVID. My dad is in the ER for breathing issues. I was informed that I will no longer have a job after 1/10/2021. Then I discovered I had bowel symptoms and accidentally sharted myself. It’s Christmas Eve. FML. I agree, your life sucks 25 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 11:05 - United States - Chesapeake Today, Wedding moved twice and now cancelled. Was excited to still go on our honeymoon. PCR test on December 18th, negative. Test on December 22nd, positive. Honeymoon. Cancelled. 9K in hard savings. Gone.. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 5 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 08:02 - Philippines Today, December 24, 2020 It's the day before Christmas Eve, and I woke up at 7:30am to my mother shouting at me just because I didn't wake up early enough for her. My mom then decides to hit my head with a dirty broomstick (the broom end) while I'm having coffee because she's "stressed" because of me.. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 You deserved it 1 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 20:48 Today, Christmas got cancelled this year just like everything else! Thanks COVID for infecting me and letting my 14 days end on exactly the 26th of Dec. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 23/12/2020 16:08 - United Kingdom - Bolton today I spent 2 hours making Christmas card for my nan and grandad. 4 hours later my 1 year old brother somehow grabbed it and destroyed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 1 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:23 Today I partied with some friends and my crush. We all got wasted and my crush ended up sleeping with one of my friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 You deserved it 23 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 18:32 Today, my family won’t let me transition and I don’t know what to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 111 You deserved it 31 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jinkiesfarie - 20/12/2020 09:05 Today, I dressed up sexy to pick up my boyfriend from work. As soon as I got out of my car, one heel broke and then the other once I got into the store. FML! I agree, your life sucks 29 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 04:37 Today, Like every day, my husband got blackout drunk and took sleeping pills. He won’t remember that he vomited everywhere and I had to clean him and it up. He vomits 3-4 nights every week from this and is mean on top of it.. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 You deserved it 7 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 23:05 - Canada - Carleton Place Today, my fiance of three years told me his work is more important than me and our two kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 You deserved it 6 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 641 You deserved it 188 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 1139 You deserved it 176 11 Comments