Nearly FMLs

By Joshua Fong - 23/09/2023 21:40 - United States - Alhambra

Today, my dad yelled at me the whole day for doing nothing. I'd already been teased at school, so he just made my day worse. FML

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By Letter Daddy 2023 - 18/09/2023 07:03

Today, my son announced his plan to get his GED. He already has a Bachelor's Degree. I think he meant PhD, but he’s too proud to admit the mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:05 - United States - Ontario

Today, I keep gaining weight, I'm too tired to work out or make healthy food. I just keep complaining and I don't know what to do anymore. I just want to cry all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 07:04

Today, my aunt called me a "know-it-all" because I was giving my cousin (her daughter) college advice. I acted like I didn’t hear her, but I did and it hurt my feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 06:45 - Germany

Today, having learned decent English, I realize that not only do my fellow Germans mispronounce most international brand names - like Vicks VapoRub or Pedigree Pal - and have no idea what they mean. Even the voice overs on TV ads pronounce them wrong. FML

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By penetreyton - 27/08/2023 07:15

Today, all I did was go to classes and show up for coffee, yet I’m still the bad guy. Fucking psych ward patient. FML

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By simplewins - 26/08/2023 06:39

Today, in my country, the criminal justice system has been weaponized to indict political opponents for the gain of the opposing political party, eradicating any freedoms gained since its existence. FML

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By Everything Counts - 18/08/2023 00:36 - United States

Today, my wife just flew out to California to help our son. He has a super sensitive sense of smell and now my wife has to change where she is staying due to her AirBnB causing a sinus headache. She actually asked if I would be OK with her staying somewhere that remains open 24 hours. Screw my son's sinuses, stay safe. FML

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By Embarrassing af - 16/08/2023 07:10

Today, after an amazing night of sex at a hotel room for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend shook me awake in the middle of the night, told me it was over, and basically threw me out of the room with my overnight bag. Apparently, I “fart too much, and snore like a broken car engine.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 06:57

Today, I had to go shopping for clothes for school but my mom wouldn't wake up and she yelled at me when I tried, and I felt like shit so for the first time in weeks, I sobbed. I'm so tired and I don't know what the fuck to do. FML

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By I can't take it anymore - 15/08/2023 00:26 - United States

Today, I think my cat is dying. My grandma died two months ago and my uncle has terminal cancer, so why not take my cat as well? I'm beginning to think that the universe has something against me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 07:47

Today, is a bad day. You try to be a good person, and it gets you nowhere. People are mean and evil, and feed off negative energy. I might as well be exactly what you portray me to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:02

Today, my parents make me and my sibling do all the work. We have to do the laundry, clean, make them banana bread, and we're not allowed to get people's phone numbers without permission. It's not fair and if I pay for it, I think I should be allowed to have social media and do only my laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 07:00

Today, my girlfriend lied to me, broke her promises, betrayed me, and was rude to my friends. I've broken up with her because she does stuff like this a lot. I don't want to hurt her, but she hurt me first so I don't feel that bad, but I still feel kinda guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:41

Today, my friends and I believe in ghosts. With herbs, crystals, candles, chalk, salt, and a pendulum, we did a séance. My girlfriend kept shouting and leaving the circle, the two things we are NOT supposed to do. Now we have attachments/are possessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:37

Today, I learned that no matter how much you love someone, they'll still stab you in the ass. I also learned that once you realize they're toxic, it doesn't get better. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2023 22:22 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a present, someone gave me clothes that are way too small for me. They do this every time. I know I'll never have a girlfriend no matter what, and it's entirely my fault, but now, I don't want to eat anymore. I was actually having a really nice day before this happened too, when most days are depressing. FML

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By Am I backward - 31/07/2023 15:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I shared an FML with my brother about a Sydney girl whose sister hates her. His response? "The dumbest app or website ever. I can't believe that has any traffic still, I thought it died 10 years ago. Who even says FML anymore?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 06:59

Today, I learned my weed dealer got caught with 160 pounds of drugs, 19 guns, and 70,000$ in cash. He was the best weed dealer in my area. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 04:50 - Iceland - Reykjavik

Today, I had to break up with someone I love and who loves me because we are not right for each other. I miss him already. FML

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By Emily Mariah - 23/07/2023 00:13 - United States - Royal Oak

Today, I'm just so tired. My mental health is just not going good. It's so frustrating being the bad guy all the time. People always want to judge you on how you react to a situation, but not what caused you to react. My life is just a joke at this point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2023 06:55

Today, one of my favourite fanfiction sites was taken down by a DDoS attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 12:49 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I'm on a rollercoaster ride of emotions; there's happiness but mostly vague sadness, which I couldn't even explain myself, I'm so in love with my best friend and I don't know how to confess, and overthinking how he will react. It burdens me so much that I cry myself to sleep. I hope I get over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 09:47 - India - Mumbai

Today, just like every other day, I woke up and felt like shit. I don't know what to do and how to get better. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 07:40

Today, and for the past 4 years, my ex-BFF and her mother have been making my life hell. She called me horrible names, but when I would say something, she would start crying and make me feel bad. She kept snitching on me after I'd broken off the friendship, and made my parents think I'm bad again. Even for things we did together I would be in trouble. FML

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By lukey101 - 01/07/2023 15:07 - Australia

Today, I slaved over the stove for hours making a lovely chicken soup. When it came time to remove the bones and serve, I poured it into a strainer and let it all go straight down the drain. FML

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By Sparky - 15/06/2023 01:29 - United States - Suffield

Today I did my laundry. When I went to put my clothes in the dryer, I found my prayer book: it had gotten wrapped in a dress and I had put it through the wash. Church is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:57 - India - Bengaluru

Today, I didn't want to relocate but my husband forced us to. I packed up our current house. Our new house is four times smaller than our old house, and there's no place to keep our stuff. My husband is mad at me and I'm depressed due to the move away from family and familiarity. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2023 01:44 - United States - Columbus

Today, I did my daily two-mile walk in what I thought were well broken-in hiking sandals. Ended the walk with five blisters. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 08:08 - Israel

Today, I was discharged from mental health services and nobody cares. I want to go back. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

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Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML

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Today, I finally met my dream woman: a smokin’ hot green-eyed petite redhead. Or so I thought. I met her online and “she” turned out to be a 22 year-old guy trolling me. The worst part is that I separated from my wife for this girl. She won’t take me back no matter how much I beg and plead. FML

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Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML

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