Your everyday life stories

Today, my cat pissed in my bed, so I hate to change the sheets but just as I get out of bed and take my first step I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML

By - 9/8/2020 07:03

2 weeks ago my fiance got a tattoo of our soon to be born sons name on his arm in runic letters. My mom says to me Today, what are you going to do if something happens to the baby? Cover it up or leave it? I'm 33 weeks pregnant.. FML

By Haeyder_mcb - 9/8/2020 03:11

Today, it is my birthday and my parents ignored my presence the entire day. They did not wish, they did not talk and pretended I was just dead. FML

By Anonymous - 8/8/2020 20:48

Today, as usual, my period cramps got go bad that i can't eat or drink without taking a pain killer and end up puking and passing out if i take a pain killer before i eat. Cheers to 30 smooth years yet to come! FML

By Ahh - 8/8/2020 20:27

Today, I cant get my ex off of the one year lease. I cant find a roommate or a second ft job. I cant afford the rent here. And I'm pregnant with his child FML

By Anonymous - 8/8/2020 20:18

Today it’s so hot that I’m wearing as little clothing as possible. Well, except for my feet, they still need two pairs of socks and a hot water bottle. Which then makes the rest of me even sweatier. FML

By Anonymous - 8/8/2020 17:56

Today, I have trouble sleeping because of the banging noises in the room below. Also someone tends to lock the front door when I’m gone. Just roommates, right? Except that the room below is an empty basement and the only person living here with me is my granny, who cannot leave her bed. FML

By Anonymous - 8/8/2020 17:28

Today my boyfriend got into a motorcycle crash and went to the ER. Then he told me he cheated on me. FML.

By Shelbie - 8/8/2020 07:09

Today, I discovered that every time I go to the bathroom to poop, without fail, my entire family decides to watch TV. Right outside my bathroom. FML

By nia - 7/8/2020 19:58

Today I realize I have given myself 7 years of torture by trying to get my man to talk to me about our relationship and our respective needs, when his only passion is the next car he’ll buy and his only needs seem to be food, TV, and not being bothered. I think he actually wants to be dead inside. FML

By Anonymous - 5/8/2020 01:10

Today my dad realizes that “all his women” - me, my mother and his second wife – suffer because of him. He proceeds to pity himself for this heavy burden. He does not get the idea that maybe this might mean he needs to change. FML

By Anonymous - 3/8/2020 10:21

Today my dad is mad because I don’t want to go on a bike tour with him. I try to explain that I didn’t mean to reject him and that I can feel how upset he is about it. He gives me a scornful look and replies: “Your feelings are wrong, then.” FML

By Anonymous - 3/8/2020 09:57

Today, I realized that the one thing my mom really did teach me is that a parents love can dwindle. My mom and I used to be close but over the last four-five years since she's been with her current bf she started to change, now she won't even talk to me. I didn't do anything wrong.. FML

By Anonymous - 3/8/2020 04:27

Today, I was in high school, me and my friend decided to play with an outlet since my teacher left class. We somehow created a small fire with pencil lead and paper. We then had to evacuate the school because of a small fire. One of the students saw the whole thing and told we started the fire. FML.

By Dead_Eyevil - 30/7/2020 20:02

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Today, I was in online class, my mum sent me a happy friendship day post. She knew that I didn't have many friends. I was happy but asked her why as she isn't my friend, even though that she is closer than my friends. Her reply was that she was testing whether the picture she posted would appear as an image or as a link.. FML

By Anonymous - 30/7/2020 07:19

Today, I learned that the girl of my dreams can be with me because her father doesn't want her to be with a black guy. I've never met anyone else who made me nearly as happy as she does but for reasons out of my control we can't be together. We even had a heart to heart days before that now just seems to amplify the pain.. FML

By Anonymous - 30/7/2020 02:55

Today is the second day at work that all my computer files are missing. But this time its different. The IT instructions I received yesterday to move my files was very very wrong and last night all my work was erased, then the automatic backup file was saved over.. FML

By Jason McGinnis - 29/7/2020 21:39

Today me and my long distance boyfriend had our 1st fight. Because he pays attention to everyone but me. His response was im sorry I love you. Then disappeared all night and next morning said long distance is too hard and we're better off apart. FML

By Anonymous - 29/7/2020 01:17

Today, after about 14 years of not being able to figure out what causes my seizures, I find out going for drinks and getting a buzz causes not ONE seizure, but a week of 5+ seizures a day. I just got my license too. Guess I won't be going for drinks with the guys anymore. FML

By AloneAtPerkins - 28/7/2020 01:15

Today, I found I have something called aquagenic urticaria, meaning I'm allergic to water. The doctor said no water can touch my body or I will break out in hives, that includes sweat. I live in Florida. FML

By "Amanda Howard " - 27/7/2020 04:31

Today, I was trying to take stock and lighten my stress level. This didn’t lead to much because I realized: I am too stressed to be able to remember what exactly stresses me, and I am too busy to keep track of everything I do all day. FML

By Anonymous - 24/7/2020 14:04

Today, I had another nightmare about the psychiatric facility that I was admitted to last year. I went in for severe depression, anxiety, and PTSD. I somehow don't think they made it any better, but now I'm afraid to tell anybody if I've had a bad day. FML.

By MK - 23/7/2020 19:12

Today my teacher sent me 3 videos through WhatsApp and told me to watch it before the day ends. Well I just read the messages and thought it’ll be fine, without realising a hidden assignment inside the videos … apparently I didn’t finish in time … the clock struck 12 at midnight and exam marks deducted … FML

By mousecrap - 23/7/2020 02:23

Today my fiance and I found out, after having applied for a job in the cayman islands for November, that we are no longer moving due to COVID 19 and we will still stay in South Africa for the foreseeable future...FML

By - 21/7/2020 14:41

Today, after months of putting my life on the front lines as a xray tech, my employer told me they are eliminating my position immediately. I worked there 8 years. FML

By Anonymous - 17/7/2020 07:42

Today, as usual, I’ve cleaned and cooked for my family. My dad and brother are ‘working’ from home (I always find my bro playing Xbox). I do it so that my mum doesn’t have to after long days (she’s a nurse in the middle of a pandemic). I’m a housewife at 24 and I didn’t choose to have these lazy men in my life.. FML

By Anonymous - 16/7/2020 21:18

Today, due to Covid I was retrenched after ten years at my company. My parents and brothers were retrenched too. I now have to support 4 households including my own as I’m the only one who received a severance package. FML

By Anonymous - 16/7/2020 16:01

Today. I realized that I look 13, but am 17, and all the girls that are my age dont like me, but all the 13 year olds have a crush on me. FML

By Anonymous - 15/7/2020 18:57

Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life and all my friends have significant others. What is wrong with me? FML

By Anonymous - 14/7/2020 23:40