Your everyday life stories

Today I threw out a bunch of Coca Cola bottles that had been in my room for who knows how long. My mother noticed them in the recycling and promptly told our neighbours that I have a "coke habit". FML.

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 17:43 - Luxembourg - Mamer

So my boyfriend cant decide if he love me or not. I live with him.... And I dont know what to do know.

By "Mille" - 18/10/2020 16:11 - Denmark

Today, On a blind date, meeting up with a girl a long time ago. We both went to the wrong cafe. Asked a girl outside the cafe if she was my blind date. She was not did finally find her eventually lol.. FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, Went in to the wrong cinema screen with my wife. Thought this trailers Was long. Had to get up and go to the right screen.. FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today I went in for a routine check up...I also found out I have an incurable std and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 01:48

Today my girlfriend and I were walking near a pond when we saw a drake forcefully mating with a duck. She burst into tears and demanded I stop them. When I told her no that it’s just nature and thats how they breed she dumped me for supporting and enabling “rape”. Fml

By dumb cats - 17/10/2020 14:38 - United States - Victorville

Today marks 3 weeks of being sick with gastritis and constantly feeling pain and weak. Been pushing myself to work and despite doing 150+ files, my boss said it’s not good enough for the company and hinted I might be let go. I got my job during the pandemic and might be losing it after 3 months. FML

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 23:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, After a two year dry spell I was supposed to meet up with girl who talked up giving me the time of my life... Until she got sick. FML

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 10:14 - United States - Valmeyer

Today, my 10 year old son got an erection while we were bathing and he started rubbing it against my ass, FML

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 09:02 - India - Mumbai

I recently had a baby and I’ve been working out and eating really good to get my body back to normal and when I asked my dad if it looks like I’ve lost weight... he said “no honestly I think you’ve gained weight”

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 00:29

today I discovered that I'm a bad home owner. a few neighbors came over and they used all the ice and all the drinks and everything was dirty afterwards and I got upset although I always thought I was a good hostess but they disrespected my home so I got pissed and now I feel bad.

By - 17/10/2020 00:15 - Jordan

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. He stops, gets dressed & walks out the room. Naked & confused, I figured he’ll be right back. Nope, he was gone for 20 min & returned with a plate of food. Welp so much for having sex. Would have been nice if he told me though FML.

By Lonelywoman233 - 16/10/2020 22:37

Today my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hrs. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me because he knew I don't yell in public. FML

By - 16/10/2020 16:54

Today I finished a huge project for work. It took 3+ days and I was very proud of it. Except when I submitted it to my boss, he said that he already asked another person to do it. He used the person's project, not mine. FML

By milamadeleine243 - 16/10/2020 16:00

Today, A while ago I woke up in the middle of the night, and I felt like my underwear was twisting around, moved it a few times but it was always twisted again. I looked up and my brother was at the end of the couch. I don't know if it was a 'wrong place wrong time' thing... or if my brother was planning something lewd...FML

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 04:08 - Australia

Today, My girlfriend friend-zoned me bc her "grandpa said that we should just be friends". If you really love someone, you wouldn't care what ur family said, u would follow your heart. So now I'm single, heartbroken, and I have 4 exes who have done me wrong in the past year. FML

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 06:17

Today, I had the coil (a form of contraceptive) fitted so me and my boyfriend of two years can continue to have safe sex. He forgot the time of my appointment and proceed to argue with me about our communication. I am in so much pain and he wants me to explain what he did wrong. FML

By topper - 15/10/2020 11:43 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today after years of trying I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. Fml

By not the mama - 15/10/2020 01:51 - United States - Hesperia

Today, So I've been sick for 4 days so far my boss finally asked me do I want to go back to work he can cover my morning shift but cannot cover my night shift so I tell him I'll come in but guess what happens when I come in I'm still sick mind you guys I throw up I leave now from work I'm suspended now ... FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 22:45

Today some idiot with a #saveourchildren shirt followed me around a store. When I finally asked the fucker what their problem was they started screaming asking why I was holding hands with black children that obviously didn’t belong to me. I’m white. They’re mom is black. They’re my kids! Fml

By my kid! - 14/10/2020 11:25 - United States - Hesperia

Today, Just spent 3 hours (at work) reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble by my boss. FML

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 14:23 - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidently found my mother's porno videos online. Apparently, my mother used to be a porn star, which would explain why she abandoned my dad and I 27 years ago. I can't get the image out of my head, and I'm embarrassed. FML.

By - 13/10/2020 06:40

Today, I visited my grandparents’ grave. I walked over and notice that someone had weedwhacked the shrub in my grandpa’s side, cutting 3/4 of the shrub off. This Definitely isn’t the first time, and it only ever happens on his side of the plot, and to no one else. The cemetery refuses to do anything about it. FML

By Rebecca - 12/10/2020 21:17

Today, my gf and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my gf awkwardly giggle and say "hi daddy". FML

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 12:40

Today, Fuck i lost 1800 playing roulette and gambling at the casino. I have 30 left in my name. I hate life. FML

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 07:21

Today my boyfriend who's impossible to shop for finally told me he wants a certain hoodie. I thought finally! I can get it for his birthday! Its discontinued and can't find it anywhere. FML

By - 11/10/2020 21:55

Today, My ex got married yesterday. We’re still friends, but I can’t in good conscience say I’m happy for him, because a small part of myself wishes it had been me. Fml

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 20:53

Today, So I wasn't talking to my boyfriend for a while because I lost my phone and he got together with his best friend who decided to cheat on hem.So a few day's later he call's me and tell's me he found out she cheated on hem.Then he asked me to get back together because he "regret's" what he did.And what do I say...YES. FML

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 06:22

Today and for the last few days I've been really down, struggling. My partner's response is to get mad at me and ignore me when I need them the most...FML

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 09:04 - Australia - Melbourne