FML : Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room....

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By misc - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:06 / United States

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By brightlink | 8

#7435378 - Friday 7 April 2017 22:46

She wants you

By Personguy01 | 11

#7506414 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 8:40

.......................... If you use that I think it would be incest.

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By brightlink | 8

#7435378 - Friday 7 April 2017 22:46

She wants you

By OfficiallyFluffy | 6

#7436804 - Tuesday 11 April 2017 6:20

I had a really long debate about this with my friend once my side was that I would still use it

By Zoë Ruitenbeek | 11

#7448031 - Tuesday 2 May 2017 23:03

??????

By HEnRyEdwardsIII | 15

#7449872 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:03

ewwwwwwwww. just ew.
don't even think blowing your nose with her clean underwear before she wears it would be effective... then you would just have booger breath.

By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7466020 - Tuesday 6 June 2017 8:39

I have to say, that is quite disgusting

By SuperJay2806 | 12

#7502468 - Saturday 22 July 2017 0:43

I bet that's the best pussy you've ever tasted!

By Personguy01 | 11

#7506414 - Tuesday 25 July 2017 8:40

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By LunaWolf182 | 16

#7527722 - Wednesday 9 August 2017 22:38

At least you seen the toothbrush so you knew not to use it.

By MediocreMan19 | 18

#7610165 - Monday 12 March 2018 4:39

Sounds like it’s time to have a long talk with her, and get your parents involved too. That is completely inappropriate

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