By - 18/2/2020 14:00 Bad liar Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents are coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night, I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby Llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 769 You deserved it 105 14 3 7 64 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2020 01:00 Great mishap Today, while on the bus to my exam I was muttering a prayer for good luck, but the driver stopped the bus, took everyone out except for me and called the police as he thought that I had a bomb in my bag and the worst part was that I missed the exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 1206 You deserved it 176 13 3 89 23 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 18:00 When karma does its job Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 years old daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 484 You deserved it 2726 15 13 22 187 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 20:00 Best revenge Today, I found out my ex boyfriend cheat on me. My sister told me he saw her making out with another girl. I exposed him for having a small penis as revenge. FML I agree, your life sucks 456 You deserved it 1400 77 4 10 46 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 18:00 Bad luck Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML I agree, your life sucks 379 You deserved it 1138 22 2 21 67 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thescarlettfox - 16/2/2020 01:00 Monster in my bathroom Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was my tuft of hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 1020 You deserved it 664 5 4 8 126 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 01:00 Too stupid Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 369 You deserved it 1672 13 4 12 104 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 14:00 What a pity Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked her to watch the entire video, and I have seen that the elderly woman was my grand-mum, and the floor was wet by our daughter's pee. FML I agree, your life sucks 1054 You deserved it 501 20 3 70 41 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 10/2/2020 18:00 Chubby life Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML I agree, your life sucks 2112 You deserved it 218 169 6 51 66 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 10/2/2020 05:00 The bad luck Today, I decided to go put gas in my car, I got to the gas station and realized my purse was in my room hanging up laughing at my silly self. FML I agree, your life sucks 739 You deserved it 960 27 7 3 79 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 9/2/2020 20:00 Booby phone Today, when I was getting off the toilet, my phone fell out of my pocket. Now, it too is soiled with diarrhea. FML I agree, your life sucks 1531 You deserved it 420 22 4 68 97 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Broke - 7/2/2020 05:00 - United States This is my life Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML I agree, your life sucks 1694 You deserved it 153 90 4 21 42 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 6/2/2020 20:00 Family life Today, my wife told me that she has been unhappy for a long time and wanted a divorce. We bought a 200,000 house 6 months ago and we bought her a brand new car 2 months ago. Unhappy for a long time? FML I agree, your life sucks 2140 You deserved it 259 152 4 41 23 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By who knows - 5/2/2020 14:00 - United States - Mankato Tell me the reason Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 2854 35 7 10 69 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oznoG7 - 5/2/2020 01:00 - United States - Goodyear Who cares? Today, I lost all contacts in my phone. Then, I posted on all social media sites telling all my friends to text me back if they want me to be able to text them back. I got 2 replies: one was my mom and one was our domestic. FML I agree, your life sucks 1498 You deserved it 292 89 6 12 54 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MartysBoy - 3/2/2020 20:00 - United States - Scottsburg Last night Today, I was woken up by my brothers drunk throwing wet Cheerios on my face at 3:00 am and asking for a pillow. FML I agree, your life sucks 1470 You deserved it 139 8 6 24 89 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seattledad - 1/2/2020 14:00 Relaxing time Today, I went to a strip club after work to let off some steam. So shocked to my younger sister that I haven’t seen in a year on the stage naked. FML I agree, your life sucks 1928 You deserved it 409 11 10 148 72 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By handygirl - 31/1/2020 14:00 - Singapore - Singapore I am here! Today, I tried fixing my bedroom lock because the push button hasn't retracted. When I closed the door, I couldn't open it again because the spring's not attached to the latch, so that didn't retract either. I'm locked in my own room. FML I agree, your life sucks 1489 You deserved it 452 12 10 11 127 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By carriageway - 31/1/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News After sleepover Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML I agree, your life sucks 1817 You deserved it 168 28 7 155 24 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By viscious cycle - 29/1/2020 20:00 - United States - San Antonio At the same time Today, I went to go buy a bike lock as my bike is my only method of transportation, ironically as soon as I got the lock, my bike is gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1705 You deserved it 143 35 4 77 34 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 27/1/2020 21:00 - Ukraine - Zaporozhye Two times Today, I tripped over and broke my mom's favorite vase. Fortunately, I found 50 bucks that are just enough to buy the exact one in my pocket. But, I tripped over on the same spot and smashed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1022 You deserved it 1535 36 7 16 113 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ChiefKoala - 27/1/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood Vibrate mode Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML I agree, your life sucks 1695 You deserved it 183 10 4 8 235 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By night_fox88 - 27/1/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden Go out please! Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1893 You deserved it 191 17 6 67 136 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By minac11 - 26/1/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn I am sorry! Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML I agree, your life sucks 1605 You deserved it 288 22 3 101 22 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pandaling - 26/1/2020 05:00 - United States - Minneapolis Devil parents Today, my mother-in-law said: "People who don't have kids are children of the devil." I'm infertile, she knows this. FML I agree, your life sucks 2439 You deserved it 109 219 5 86 19 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/1/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm One night Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML I agree, your life sucks 1644 You deserved it 788 27 7 58 119 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 23/1/2020 01:00 Favorite child Today, I heard that my mom is coming back from France, where my brother lives. I have lived in the same place, exactly 45 minutes from my mother, for 6 years. She hasn't visited me once, but has been out of state to see my sibling. FML I agree, your life sucks 1954 You deserved it 180 175 9 15 21 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whiteboyfresh69 - 22/1/2020 20:00 - United States She likes it! Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML I agree, your life sucks 611 You deserved it 3177 48 7 196 96 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 22/1/2020 18:00 Strange noise Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 2490 You deserved it 170 11 8 281 51 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "onwardsandupwards" - 21/1/2020 14:00 Need help Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out of the grave. FML I agree, your life sucks 1814 You deserved it 406 15 5 79 168 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I found out thru a friend that my crush actually thinks Im creepy and disgusting, when all this time I was nice to her, paid attention to her whenever... I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
today I found out I was put on a back page fetish bonding site against my will, worst part is some jack ass expects me to go along with it and continues... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, while me and my husband had sex, I called my husband "Gabe". That's nowhere near his name and I don't even know a Gabe. He then asked what that... I agree, your life sucks 528 You deserved it 205 6 Comments
Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived,... I agree, your life sucks 753 You deserved it 814 15 Comments