By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 05:01 - United States Everyone's a critic Today, I finally left a one-star review for my doctor’s office. I mentioned my doctor was epic, but called them out on their poor billing practices. I got a call saying my awesome doctor actually owns the clinic. My next appointment is going to be so awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 448 You deserved it 184 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nima - 23/2/2021 02:01 Death wish Today, my parents went on vacation and told me that it is "absolutely imperative" that I do the dishes while they are gone. Instead, the sink decided to break and nothing will fix it, so I'm currently writing out my will. FML I agree, your life sucks 664 You deserved it 84 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kerry - 22/2/2021 20:01 - Canada Bathtime Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML I agree, your life sucks 762 You deserved it 54 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 00:30 - Germany You tried! Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML I agree, your life sucks 583 You deserved it 65 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 23:01 - Germany - Zittau I was bored before I even began Today, my ex started our conversation with, "How are you?" I asked whether this was just a way of greeting me, or if he genuinely wanted to know. He affirmed that he really wanted to know, then proceeded to talk about his work for the next two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 667 You deserved it 162 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 16:59 Time flies by Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 784 You deserved it 90 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brokenheartz - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom Happy Valentine's Day anyway Today, my boyfriend of 6 months told me he was not going to celebrate Valentine's Day because it was a "capitalistic consumerism holiday." He works in a bank and helps "capitalistic consumerism" 364 days a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 26877 You deserved it 5362 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AAA - 11/2/2021 11:01 Hole for life Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML I agree, your life sucks 305 You deserved it 859 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Michael - 5/2/2021 21:30 - Netherlands - Amsterdam Give me strength Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 835 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Youtube drama sucks - 4/2/2021 22:58 YouTube Drama Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML I agree, your life sucks 446 You deserved it 382 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/1/2021 03:30 Melted Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML I agree, your life sucks 604 You deserved it 127 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/1/2021 20:01 Parting gift Today, the girl who lived downstairs and who was also sleeping with my guy moved out. She left a stack of my mail she had been taking at my door. FML I agree, your life sucks 790 You deserved it 72 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eric Rivera - 29/1/2021 23:01 - United States - Philadelphia I've just got one of those faces Today, while walking to the corner store, I noticed a car full of teenage girls. As I got closer to the store, one of them who was still getting in, says, "Hurry, here comes a pedo!" I turned to look and see who they were talking about, but there was no one behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 830 You deserved it 89 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 14:01 - Germany The smell detective is on the case Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML I agree, your life sucks 808 You deserved it 76 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 18:03 - Singapore - Singapore Going swimmingly Today, I was excited to go to swim after a long time of not doing so because of Covid restrictions. After changing into my trunks and putting my goggles on, I jumped into the pool straight away, while still wearing my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 373 You deserved it 545 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ryan McArdle - 25/1/2021 10:58 What did I do? Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML I agree, your life sucks 663 You deserved it 88 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/1/2021 08:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds It's a cult Today, I found out via Facebook that my once-favourite aunt has fully bought into the QAnon bullshit about the "stolen" US election, bible quotes and all. We live in the UK. FML I agree, your life sucks 843 You deserved it 142 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/1/2021 05:02 The I in LGBTQA+ Today, like every day, I'm an intersex woman. I can't orgasm, have no vagina, and can't have my own kids. Every new partner I have requires an embarrassing explanation and biology lesson because no one knows what intersex means, even though it's quite common. At least I don't get periods? FML I agree, your life sucks 908 You deserved it 257 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 02:02 - Germany - Emden Cooperation Today, I share a bathroom with two other people and we divide tasks equally. They take care of making it dirty; I take care of making it clean. FML I agree, your life sucks 672 You deserved it 94 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Marie - 20/1/2021 05:01 Freaky Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 988 You deserved it 57 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 04:58 Impressive Today, a small fly was harassing my face, then it landed on a book next to me. I waved at it to make it leave, but it didn't. I got my fingers closer to it, to scare it off. Instead, it jumped on my finger as a playful parrot pet, spent a moment there, and flew off. I cannot even intimidate a fly. FML I agree, your life sucks 586 You deserved it 169 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 12:01 - Canada - Charlottetown No, not them! Today, after there was only one family that hated me enough to beat me up when we were kids, and we still don't get along as adults, my youngest brother is now dating into that family, and one of my older brothers is dating into that family too. It's like some kinda sick curse, or karma. FML I agree, your life sucks 707 You deserved it 97 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 09:01 - Canada - Edmonton Toxic masculinity Today, it was one of those rare occasions I wore shorts. The first thing my male cousin said was, "Why so sexy?” Misogyny is why I don’t wear shorts. FML I agree, your life sucks 684 You deserved it 615 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 11:01 The Good Life Today, I live in a tiny village in the countryside. Nice and quiet, right? Wrong. The farm next door rents out their land to some kind of soil processing company. Basically, it’s like living next to a never-ending construction site that knows neither Sundays nor holidays. FML I agree, your life sucks 647 You deserved it 54 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gollumapparently - 13/1/2021 05:01 My precious Today, my friend and I took an online quiz to find out what character from Lord of the Rings we look like. She got Arwen. I got Gollum. FML I agree, your life sucks 619 You deserved it 188 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/1/2021 11:01 - Germany No data for you Today, I got my first Android phone. Being aware that they are somewhat inclined to collecting data about you, I was still surprised when I had to tell the eBay app, of all things, that it wasn't allowed to know how much I exercise. FML I agree, your life sucks 652 You deserved it 143 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/1/2021 07:01 - United States - Fort Worth UTI Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 435 You deserved it 872 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sad guy - 8/1/2021 20:01 - United States - Baltimore Brotherly love Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML I agree, your life sucks 583 You deserved it 192 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ready to break up - 8/1/2021 05:01 - United States - Hesperia Smells like victory Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1146 You deserved it 233 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/1/2021 11:01 Odd one out Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 78 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side.... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 2 1 Comments
Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 56 6 Comments