Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Down in the dumps
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
More money, more problems
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Standards
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
Secret_Fire_King 0
hahaha.. I know.. You win, bro.. She lost..
jazziue 0
kinda of sucks but do u know how long medical school takes and how little interns get paid
imsexb3ast 0
guy above me is right. but still that's real dumb of her.
1ky1996 0
ya some one who's not a bone head
andyvillarreal5 0
in a way, i can kinda see the gf's opinion. he's going to be way out of money during and maybe a few years after med school. 1.) OP has to pay for school. 2.) interns don't get paid too well. 3.) OP has to afford food and supplies. in a way, she kind of is thinking in the long run. she knows that it's going to take years (maybe 15+) before they can get married and have a nice wedding and all. she's saving herself and OP pain in the future. i think she wanted to give him and her both a clean break. then again, she could stay with him and wait a VERY long time before he can provide her finanically. however, she'd be risking a more painful heartbreak in the future.
EpicFailML 0
I have to agree with 277. Doctors in many fields get paid well, but the return of investment for the education takes quite a while to kick in. I know from personal experience college and 4 years of medical school can put you at least $160,000+ in debt for most people, and that's not bad compared to many doctors I know. And as 277 pointed out, residency (which is at least 3 years- more for non-PCPs) pays $50,000ish per year. She's probably referring to providing financially in the near future... the "near future" being the next 10-15 years.
LolAtYourFail 12
that sounds like the verizon commercial haha
r_K3LY_pisN_0N_u 0
Who cares, that bitch sucks at making sandwiches anyways.
salsalover_12 5
it may take a while but im sure itll take the tmobile guy longer im also sure that he'll have a more difficult time even providing for himself
B4SK3TB4IL 0
medical school takes like 5-10 years b4 u can finally graduate and get a job
iampunk 0
I see what you did there 273.
munchkin10014 0
I do see 277's point, but I'm going to have to say that I disagree. OP's gf probably didn't take into account what 277 mentioned, but rather probably made some lame-ass excuse.
crimsongetsu 0
WTF is wrong with u ppl.. don't give props to tha bech... she's capable of maintaining herself financially... that's just being a hoe
kfchiken 0
med school takes max 13 to specialize and most universities use the own med student to fill job opening and when op is finished he'll make all the money the other guy made in that time with his first paycheck . point is either way you look at she's a dumb ass
jessthebest3 0
Yeah but... he OWNS it! ;P
Razman201 14
And just to think when either of them need surgery or a doctor you could get your revenge Mwahahahahaha XD
DRMIKA 4
But that's just talking financially. If she actually loved him, she would stay no matter what the money issue is
zomgbies 17
Has anyone else realized you dont own those stupid kiosks. They're rented. Shes screwed.
SourDisposition 5
I know, and though it may take a long time, becoming a doctor is definitely worth it. I'm sorry OP hope you find a girl who's hopefully smarter
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Krictix 14
Sounds like a challenge
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
rupert_45 0
the girlfriends a gold digging bitch. look for someone more sincere
supertacowaffle 41
It's proven that your second relationship is always happier. good luck :)
riax 9
It is actually the business industry that earns the most money, though of course there is a high salary with being a doctor, it's a steady income.
MUFC4EVER 0
well, there's no guarantee that you'll make it out of med school right =P either way, it's probably cuz that dude has money right now. but yeah, your ex is dumb.
tribridags 0
the dude can buy more kiosks then maybe some stores and get rich.
yeezheng 6
#3 Liverpool rocks!
ReesieBanana21 12
Totes yesh!!!! ???? What. A. Moron.
amyrules99 7
I agree with #3 she might have left you because the other guy has a job now whereas you are going to school then getting a job but as of right now you are jobless
dalink 24
College debt + med school debt = effing expensive... He might come out ahead in the long run.
G00N3R 19
Excuse me but we all know Arsenal is the best team in England
Driving_Gaming 22
Chelsea is the best.
RavensRule97 0
wow she's a douche. you deserve better.
InvisibleClarity 0
Guys are douches and girls are bitches.
Quidikic 9
Girls use douches. No idea why douche became a word to describe a heartless man.
Quidikic 9
Girls use douches. No idea why douche became a word to describe a heartless man.
This_Guy 0
Your ex-girlfriend's a bitch, good riddance.
bestnameright 14
Well those kiosks do have promise... Lol
ShadowOfThunder 0
You think she'll figure out what financial provision means when you're a full fledged doctor and he's still selling phones from a kiosk? Anyway, I doubt she's just that stupid, maybe she was just thinking of a nice way of telling you the sex was better with the other guy :P
havingalaugh 9
A kiosk owner for a cell phone company actually makes really good money. If has a halfway decent kiosk he's probably making 150k plus a year depending on how much traffic he gets. So not only does he make good money but he doesn't have to pay back any student loans
scarred_foreva 40
And no knows, maybe OP has a gambling problem, or is bad with managing money.
puhffft 0
She sounds dumb. Good riddance.
foltaggio 0
OK, the 50 people who clicked YDI, show yourself!
ch3s 4
Now it's 16660 people. I don't understand these people most of the time.
natsaysheyyy 16
Lol, it's 22K right now.
CarynAmber 12
I clicked YDI. He deserved to have her stupidity brought to light. A woman that naive and...stupid doesn't deserve a guy like him.
lgtservbot 13
I voted he deserves it, so he knows to find someone more smart to date.
MdUwais 11
its 35237 right now ???
intertk555 11
38587 Now... WTF why???
fish1806 0
life is a bitch, and so is your ex!!
Ldy_S_FTW 0
she's thinkin short term...she can't see the bigger picture...u're betta off without her. ...medical school huh? thats hott ;]
BellaBoo8275 1
medical school... very sexy
abceasyas123abc 12
Not really. Blood, sweat and tears doesn't make for a sexy ensemble..
jadeg0219 6
Yessss I man that can save a life
DovahShep 20
the grammar it hurts