Students, the best funniest jokes

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Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML

By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 20:01 - United States

Failing upwards

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Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML

By Anonymous - 22/2/2021 14:02

Alarmed

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Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML

By Anonymous - 11/2/2021 22:59 - United States - Oakland

That's a funny word, mom

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Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML

By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 08:01 - Germany - Teningen

In vain

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Today, I got my projects printed and spiral bound, only to get a text from my teacher 30 minutes later that everything must be in black and white. I paid extra money to have them in colour. When I asked her if colour was okay, she said, "I never asked for colour and I want it in black and white for everyone." FML

By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 02:00

Power tripping

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Today, I’m a student renting a room in an old lady’s house. The other lodger, who arrived a few weeks later, hates my guts now because my room has a tiny old TV and hers doesn’t. It wasn’t even my choice to take this room, it was decided by the landlady. But sure, I’m an evil, TV-hogging bitch. FML

By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 11:01

Renters' rights

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Today, I finally found out why I never got invited to parties in college. My fellow students considered me too ambitious to want to do anything but study hard. The reason they thought that? I tended to be present and on time for classes. FML

By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 08:01

Teacher's pet

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Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 23:01

Unloveable

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Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Hello?

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Today, my university required us to set learning goals for each semester and then evaluate them later. And no, the answer, "I want to learn whatever they teach me in the classes I’m taking" isn't permitted. Neither is picking your own classes. FML

By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 19:58

What's the point?

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Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

By Courtney - United States

Kids…

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Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

By Anonymous - United States

Desperate nan

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Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

By ananomoose - United States

Rush job

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