By Mimmi491 - 28/2/2021 17:01 Get on with it! Today, I'm waiting for the second evaluator to accept my master's thesis so I can graduate. If my grade isn't submitted by the end of the week, my credits will expire, which will have consequences for my job. The evaluator is the same woman who graded essays from the beginning of the college year at the end of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 639 You deserved it 50 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 20:01 - United States Failing upwards Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 644 You deserved it 392 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/2/2021 14:02 Alarmed Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML I agree, your life sucks 476 You deserved it 841 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/2/2021 22:59 - United States - Oakland That's a funny word, mom Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 771 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 08:01 - Germany - Teningen In vain Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML I agree, your life sucks 557 You deserved it 480 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 02:00 Power tripping Today, I got my projects printed and spiral bound, only to get a text from my teacher 30 minutes later that everything must be in black and white. I paid extra money to have them in colour. When I asked her if colour was okay, she said, "I never asked for colour and I want it in black and white for everyone." FML I agree, your life sucks 871 You deserved it 182 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 11:01 Renters' rights Today, I’m a student renting a room in an old lady’s house. The other lodger, who arrived a few weeks later, hates my guts now because my room has a tiny old TV and hers doesn’t. It wasn’t even my choice to take this room, it was decided by the landlady. But sure, I’m an evil, TV-hogging bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 813 You deserved it 60 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 08:01 Teacher's pet Today, I finally found out why I never got invited to parties in college. My fellow students considered me too ambitious to want to do anything but study hard. The reason they thought that? I tended to be present and on time for classes. FML I agree, your life sucks 796 You deserved it 90 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 23:01 Unloveable Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 854 You deserved it 73 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee Hello? Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 73 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 19:58 What's the point? Today, my university required us to set learning goals for each semester and then evaluate them later. And no, the answer, "I want to learn whatever they teach me in the classes I’m taking" isn't permitted. Neither is picking your own classes. FML I agree, your life sucks 672 You deserved it 130 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Courtney - United States Kids… Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML I agree, your life sucks 17257 You deserved it 1245 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Desperate nan Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML I agree, your life sucks 51088 You deserved it 3537 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ananomoose - United States Rush job Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 11644 You deserved it 93381 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to... I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 3 1 Comments
Today, i went to my optometrist to get an eye exam and order some new glasses. I figured i could get that and then order some new wireless earbuds with... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 739 You deserved it 248 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 562 You deserved it 228 4 Comments