By kikuhime - 17/1/2021 02:01 Oh, hello Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1384 You deserved it 74 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North You old fool Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML I agree, your life sucks 1046 You deserved it 50 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 11:01 If it quacks like a duck, it's a quack Today, we got the news that my dad will be dying of Covid. My mom, former nurse, still insist it's a hoax and that the holistic route will cure him. FML I agree, your life sucks 1025 You deserved it 61 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 23:01 Supportive Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent me 5 pictures of his wife in a small bikini, saying, “Guess who doesn’t have your problems?” FML I agree, your life sucks 928 You deserved it 218 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By malicemassacre - 17/1/2021 23:01 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 917 You deserved it 125 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 11:01 Technology hates humans Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML I agree, your life sucks 896 You deserved it 191 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SilverRaven77 - 19/1/2021 23:01 Backwards world Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML I agree, your life sucks 893 You deserved it 107 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kayla - 16/1/2021 11:02 - United States - Wenatchee Never name-drop Today, I had a job interview. I have another job I want to leave, but haven't said anything yet. At the interview, I mentioned where I worked, and the interviewer name-dropped my manager. She then told me he was her step brother. So much for not wanting my manager to know. FML I agree, your life sucks 892 You deserved it 123 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 14:01 Lazy git Today, my fiancé was offered a job by my boss working as a dishwasher. This is awesome, especially since he just got fired from his last job. When I brought it up, his reply was, "I don't want to work as a dishwasher." I guess beggars can be choosers. FML I agree, your life sucks 808 You deserved it 154 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 01:59 - Jamaica - Kingston Thanks for being so compassionate Today, and for the past year, I've been struggling with depression because of family life. I've been talking to my mom for the past weeks, telling her things that happen when she isn't home as a way to build trust. I finally told her I have depression and have had had it for a long time. She laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 793 You deserved it 56 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 23:01 Unloveable Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 777 You deserved it 65 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JinsNeck.exe - 19/1/2021 19:02 - United Kingdom - Blackpool Toodles Today, after knowing my friendship group for 9 years, who were like my family, I found out that they actually hate me and have been trying to get me to go away for 5 years. When I left, they laughed at me, argued with me and their exact last words were, "K bye" and then kicked me out. FML I agree, your life sucks 773 You deserved it 109 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 11:01 Innocence Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML I agree, your life sucks 762 You deserved it 92 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/1/2021 07:59 Bottom of the list Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML I agree, your life sucks 758 You deserved it 174 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 13:58 Housemates from hell Today, my housemate saw some stuff in the barn, thought I surely wouldn’t be using it, so he stacked lots of lawn furniture on top. The “stuff” in question? Bales of hay. As in, daily food for my horses. FML I agree, your life sucks 757 You deserved it 56 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sacha - 19/1/2021 08:01 - Canada When nature calls Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 129 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ella - 15/1/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom Thanks Boris! Today, after Boris made his Monday night lockdown announcement, my husband announced that no way can he handle another lockdown stuck in the house with me and two teenagers, so he drove all night to our static caravan and insists he’s staying there alone until lockdown is over. FML I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 148 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Marie - 20/1/2021 05:01 Freaky Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 737 You deserved it 47 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 08:01 Unfortunate Today, I was eatings a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML I agree, your life sucks 722 You deserved it 100 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/1/2021 11:01 - Germany Sing me to sleep Today, there are two parts to my life: The 12 hours I spend in bed each night trying to fall asleep, with limited success, and the 12 hours I'm up and trying *not* to fall asleep, also with limited success. FML I agree, your life sucks 703 You deserved it 77 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ouch - 18/1/2021 08:02 Fragile Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 698 You deserved it 77 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/1/2021 02:01 On a scale of 1 to Annoying… Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 697 You deserved it 54 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/1/2021 02:01 - Germany - Ebersbach Organisation rules Today, my college is so intent on teaching us teamwork that we hardly ever get to do any assignment by ourselves. Even if we could do it better alone. Even if we spend half our time trying to find a slot where all the team members are free to meet. And of course it’s a different team for each task. FML I agree, your life sucks 683 You deserved it 57 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee Hello? Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 679 You deserved it 67 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/1/2021 08:01 Self-own Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML I agree, your life sucks 652 You deserved it 83 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 12:01 - Canada - Charlottetown No, not them! Today, after there was only one family that hated me enough to beat me up when we were kids, and we still don't get along as adults, my youngest brother is now dating into that family, and one of my older brothers is dating into that family too. It's like some kinda sick curse, or karma. FML I agree, your life sucks 649 You deserved it 90 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 21:27 - India - Bangalore Jack of all trades… Today, I'm a generalist with moderate knowledge of multiple domains, but since I'm not a specialist in any, I'm not getting a job. FML I agree, your life sucks 636 You deserved it 180 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 14:01 - United States - Pittsburgh Cabin fever Today, the only thing more unbearable than lockdown is lockdown with sloppy roommates, who do nothing but complain about each other behind their backs to me, and also bring up past events like a broken record. FML I agree, your life sucks 635 You deserved it 67 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BackIGo - 15/1/2021 02:01 - Australia Back to the drawing board Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 630 You deserved it 134 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 10:59 - United States - Farmingdale What a tit Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 627 You deserved it 262 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today my therapist tells me to keep a list of things I am thankful for. The only thing I can come up with, that I am genuinely thankful for, is the fact... I agree, your life sucks 31 You deserved it 5 1 Comments
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 56 You deserved it 29 1 Comments
Today, I tried pouring water on myself like in Coyote Ugly to the song "Pour Some Sugar On Me." I ended up waterboarding myself and I didn’t stop until... I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 128 2 Comments
Today, since I've been falling for the girl I've been sleeping with for the past couple of months, I decided it was time for us to talk about making things... I agree, your life sucks 258 You deserved it 409 6 Comments