CaptainShalliwaffle Say more :
Op here: Nope, it didn't smash the toilet, it literally cut it right down the middle and got stuck there. It was just this huge, metal edged mirror balanced against the wall by the toilet and I nudged it over. Did pay for the repair but it took weeks as the plumber messed up the job. She had to use her neighbour's bathroom for over a fortnight.
By OhCrap - / Friday 2 March 2018 09:56 /
Stella5127 Say more :
or all those people doubting my story! this ACTUALLY happened in july of 2016. I now have a boy named Nate. I kept my pills in a pill holder in the fridge with 'mon tue wed' on it. my friends daughter would come over every night after school to look after our oldest daughter, Tilly, after kindergarten while my husband and I would finish work. She had ample opportunity and being a busy teacher id just...
By Stella5127 - / Tuesday 28 November 2017 05:01 / Australia - Melbourne
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Today, my landlord called me to complain about me and my fiancée having sex too loudly every Friday night. Every Friday night I work the night shift. FML

By Phil - / Thursday 1 March 2018 01:30 / Germany - W?rselen
ashlyrose45 Say more :
I replied to a comment before, but I figured I'd post an update; some of you were right about it being more than a couple days, but it turns out I have PTSD, which cause fits of rage. I'm medicated now and we just celebrated our second anniversary
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 21:20 /
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Raemel Say more :
OP here. While I definitely wouldn't have accepted, as it might make things weird for my student (who is only 11 btw for whoever thought I should ask her if her parents are together), he is definitely still married, as I asked him. According to him, they are separated, which I'm sure is not fun, but I live in a small town and I'm sure I would be fired were I to date a married person. I explained that...
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By BonusForDaddyIssues - / Monday 29 January 2018 00:00 / Australia - Brisbane
OP here. No exciting reply to the wannabe client, I opted to only politely declined to work with them. Glad I did because a colleague did take them on and they changed the project repeatedly and refused to pay for the work. Bullet dodged, but now I wish I had been snarky.
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tr3yr Say more :
While I must say I thought that was a good idea... I did just that. Her response, “She did not care as long as he does not bring anything home to her.” I also found out that she filed for a divorce though but she said it was to “just teach him a lesson because he did not tell her.” When I confronted him he just kept lying and saying how he wanted to be with me but couldn’t think of being without his...
By tr3yr - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 17:06 /

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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 whatshername?! 123
2 im365sostressed 7
3 CaseyR 4
4 SweetCheeseIt 0
5 ЗАБЕРИТЕ 12 000 РУБ ЗДЕСЬ www.mnogodeneho.tk TsGGX 0
6 SamuraiWookie 0
7 Divya14 0
8 ЗАБЕРИТЕ 12 000 РУБ ЗДЕСЬ www.mnogodenehk.cf ulN4q 0
9 anna_love88 0
10 kayteeeee417 0
# Total 134

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 1713
2 BadAtPuns 1117
3 Ashamed_Sister 621
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 134
7 EclipticaLibra 117
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 47
10 xsandra 45
# Total 4552

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 Taurus_ChicKa 50
2 thisisbutaname 24
3 barnes_fml 0
4 nateline 0
5 sotheresthisboy 0
6 ilml_not 0
7 alv1n12 0
8 soo1029310 0
9 Mt5224 0
10 nadiee 0
# Total 74
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