FMyLife
Check out the app

Account

Log in
Login via
Facebook Twitter
or
Forgot your password?
New here? Join the FML community

FML

Submit Moderate

Categories

All
Random
Spicy
Nearly FMLs
The Top
FML - The Follow-Up
FMyLife FMyLife
Submit your FML Moderate the FMLs
Log in
Login via
Facebook Twitter
or
Forgot your password?
New here? Join the FML community
All Random Spicy Random Spicy Nearly FMLs The Top FML - The Follow-Up
​

Submit your FML

Have you just experienced an FML moment?

Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.


    Remaining characters: 320

    Your story must start with “Today,” and end with “FML”. TXT language is forbidden and spelling mistakes hurt people’s eyeballs, so the use of either would result in the direct dismissal of your FML. Don’t use this space for discussions, advertising or spam, or for posting anything which isn’t an FML. Furthermore, it’s not possible to obtain badges by posting keywords, so stop believing things you’ve read on message boards. Don’t try reposting old FMLs, we’re not that daft.


    Please read our guidelines for posting

    The Top
    The most agreed on FMLs The most commented on FMLs The most favorited
    The top of the day The top of the week The top of the month

    The top of the year

    The all-time greatest FMLs

    Jilting John

    By Loveless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 248 670
    You deserved it 15 456

    Breaking news

    By blaise - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML
    I agree, your life sucks 169 216
    You deserved it 13 468

    Devious

    By James - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 164 271
    You deserved it 13 322

    Catfished

    By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 117 130
    You deserved it 293 976

    Get outta my way

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 87 848
    You deserved it 4 477

    Oh no

    By marriedwithfamily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 87 647
    You deserved it 3 573

    Rubbing it in

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML
    I agree, your life sucks 79 761
    You deserved it 4 852

    Challenger

    By Dr. Virgin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied, "Trying to lose your virginity." FML
    I agree, your life sucks 79 694
    You deserved it 6 674

    Sucks to suck

    By ladeda - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, my name was called during an assembly because I'd won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 75 118
    You deserved it 6 845

    Timing matters

    By efff my life. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

    Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 74 072
    You deserved it 4 413

    OKAAAAAAAY

    By Awkward - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 71 365
    You deserved it 8 114

    Great expectations

    By sheryl_m - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I came home expecting a surprise party. It was my birthday and I had overheard my friends planning it all week. Nobody was there. It turns out the party they were planning was for my friend's dog's birthday. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 68 760
    You deserved it 4 634

    Huge fan

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML
    I agree, your life sucks 67 817
    You deserved it 10 412

    Life on Nightmare mode

    By shitforchris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, I had to give the girl I am absolutely in love with advice on how to have better sex with her boyfriend. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 66 238
    You deserved it 12 080

    Do not pass Go

    By andjusticeforall - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 62 275
    You deserved it 4 532

    Performance anxiety

    By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 62 244
    You deserved it 11 226

    Blast from the past

    By fat_thighs - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I read a PostSecret that said, "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 61 898
    You deserved it 11 948

    Scammy family

    By scammed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

    Today, I found out after spending my life's income on paying for my grandma's cancer treatment that she has been faking it. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 61 760
    You deserved it 3 690

    Nope

    By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

    Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
    I agree, your life sucks 61 739
    You deserved it 8 260

    Retention

    By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 61 456
    You deserved it 8 662

    Good to know

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

    Spicy Spicy
    Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML
    I agree, your life sucks 60 938
    You deserved it 14 123

    You must be kidding

    By offuckingcourse - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

    Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 60 262
    You deserved it 20 589

    Who goes there?

    By scared shitless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

    Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 60 069
    You deserved it 3 913

    Let down

    By Reaper - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

    Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I loved her. She said, "Me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML
    I agree, your life sucks 59 479
    You deserved it 5 206

    At least someone's happy…

    By reckless182 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I had to tell my 10 year-old son that his father and I are getting a divorce. His reply? "Yes! I call living with dad!" FML
    I agree, your life sucks 58 638
    You deserved it 13 537

    Assigned bald at birth

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 58 308
    You deserved it 3 247

    Self confidence

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, my parents and I were looking through old photos. My dad comments, "Wow you were chubby back then. But that's ok, it was baby fat." Then he turns to me and asks, "What's your excuse now?" FML
    I agree, your life sucks 58 079
    You deserved it 11 570

    Hell hath no fury

    By child of a crazed women - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Halethorpe

    Today, it's my birthday. Since my parents are in the middle of a divorce, my mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts my dad got for me in the fireplace. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 57 994
    You deserved it 2 998

    Dutch courage

    By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 57 792
    You deserved it 5 006

    Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

    By Invisible - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

    Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 57 234
    You deserved it 5 840
    Next

    Keywords

    Work Pranks Management Kids Parents Love Racism Food Health Sleep Money Technology TV shows Annoying Television Poopoo peepee Allergies Religion Teenagers Mental health Confused Sex Jealousy Concert Music Family Argument Politics Awkward Noise
    Nearly FMyLife FMyLife
    Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 9
    You deserved it 26
    Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 67
    You deserved it 6
    Spicy Spicy Spicy
    Today, and intermittently ever since I moved in, the guy who lives in the apartment next to me keeps having loud sex with his hookup of the week, while I’m trying to watch TV, eat dinner, etc. I can’t even complain about him to my landlord. Why? The noisy guy is my landlord. FML
    I agree, your life sucks 65
    You deserved it 12
    Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML
    I agree, your life sucks 426
    You deserved it 69

    We new friends!

    Download on the App Store Our app is now available on Google Play

    Even more FMLs

    • Nearly FMLs
    • FML - The Follow-Up

    Useful links

    • FAQ
    • Contact us
    • Terms of use
    • The list of badges to find
    • Moderation ranking

    FML around the world

    • Français
    • English

    © VDM SAS, All rights reserved

    ​