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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
By wait, what - / Tuesday 17 October 2017 21:00 / United Kingdom - Southampton
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 October 2017 06:00 / United States
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Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my butt. FML

By "Alex Neiva" - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:30 / Canada - Toronto
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By Peridot - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - London
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OP here. To address some confusion: I don't sleep in the same bed (or room, for that matter) because I apparently snore like a rusty chainsaw. We moved into our new place a year ago with an old beat up bed, she ordered a new bed while I was out of state working 4 months ago now. To further clarify, I've napped in the bed once, and we do use it for purposes other than sleeping. However, she has to...
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By FML Approved - / Monday 16 October 2017 14:30 /
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Today, a guy tried a pick-up line on me and followed me into a nearby mall. He left me after 10 minutes, but later sent me a request on Instagram. I never gave him my name. FML

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