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Today, due to poor planning and a number of undesireable coincidences, Ive been stuck in an airport alone 1,500 miles from home on Christmas day. FML

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By "gmanbuilder" - / Wednesday 16 January 2019 12:00 / United States

Today, my mother came to Christmas high and gave me coupons and beauty samples for Christmas. I don’t even wear makeup. FML

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By Thanksmom - / Wednesday 16 January 2019 16:00 /

Today, my sister gave our father marijuana for Christmas. FML.

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By "733yoda" / Wednesday 16 January 2019 08:00 / United States - Lynbrook

Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML

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By queenmabby / Wednesday 16 January 2019 12:00 /

Today, my kids excitedly woke me up at 2 AM saying they saw Santa Claus. I’m the only adult in the house, and I got up to find a man dressed as Santa Claus trying to steal our TV. FML

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By miro - / Wednesday 16 January 2019 04:00 /

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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By isuckatparking. seriously. - / Wednesday 16 January 2019 02:00 /

Today, my step-mother, went into my bedroom, then immediately embarrased me and called me white trash for having a "dirty home". I travel a lot for work and, while I was away, my ex trashed the house. I tried my best to clean, but had to hide recycle-ables and laundry in my bedroom. FML

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By TheFamilysGrinch - / Wednesday 16 January 2019 00:00 /

Today, I've been waiting for an appointment to discuss therapy and medication for my depression and anxiety for months. It's Christmas and I can't get out of bed to join my family.

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By "Owl03031990" / Tuesday 15 January 2019 20:00 /

Today, I'm crippled from a bad case of stomach flu. I haven't shit properly in almost a week, and it's come down to choosing whether i want to eat or be able to leave the toilet for more than ten minutes. I have to visit in-laws Today. FML.

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By alliwantforchristmasisacure - / Tuesday 15 January 2019 18:00 /

Today, it’s Christmas Eve. But my parents got into a fight. My brother tried to intervene, but got caught in the argument. Now, my brother’s returning to college and my parents are divorced. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Tim - / Tuesday 15 January 2019 07:00 / United States - Pomona

Today, I got a surround sound system from my best friend. I didn't even have it hooked up when the sub woofer fell to the floor and smashed. I don't know if it can be fixed. FML

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By 123_omg - / Tuesday 15 January 2019 14:00 /

Today is Christmas Day. I’ve spent the day alone, watching over my sleeping daughter who is unable to participate because her abuser manipulated her to the point that she is unable to eat in public or be in noisy crowds.

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By Anonymous / Tuesday 15 January 2019 12:00 /

So my church does a toy drive for low income families, and I bought a toy to be sent to a local child who lives in one. I bought a Bumblebee action figure from Target. Today, a package came in the mail plus a card... From my church... Inside was the toy. They just called me poor on Christmas. FML.

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By Allen - / Monday 14 January 2019 22:00 / United States - Marietta

Today, I realized how much I hate my life and resent my husband. He lies to me about everything, would rather masturbate to cartoon porn than have sex with me and hardly ever showers or brushes his teeth. What did I ever see in this man. FML.

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By Mylifesuckshard - / Tuesday 15 January 2019 02:00 /

Today I was waiting for my boyfriend in nothing but a red thong and a Santa hat for when he gets home, only when he got home he had up and decided to invite his parents and both his brothers for Xmas eve. I’ll never live this down FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 15 January 2019 00:00 /

Today, I discovered some mold in my bedroom. Being a responsible tenant, I reported it to my landlord. He freaked out and yelled at me as if I were a small child and threatens to kick me out. I've lived there for 5 years. He's always said what a “wonderful“ tenant I am. Btw, it's Christmas Eve. Fml

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By Faey - / Monday 14 January 2019 20:00 /

Today i was looking at pictures of me as a baby and i stumbled upon abortion paperwork, i was about to be an abortion. FML....

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By - / Monday 14 January 2019 18:00 /

Today, I discovered that it is possible to have both a UTI and a yeast infection after a hysterectomy. FML

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By - / Monday 14 January 2019 16:00 /

Today I broke my mirror off going to the drive through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like ..."fuck dude"... FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - / Monday 14 January 2019 14:00 /

Today, after realizing my Christmas tree stand had been misplaced, I thought a large vase full of dirt would be a perfectly acceptable substitute. My living room carpet is now covered in dirt and broken glass, and I still don't know where the stand is. FML.

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By but why - / Monday 14 January 2019 06:00 / Canada - Whitby

Today, I finally confronted the neighbors upstairs about their incessant loud noises. At first, they wouldn’t open the door. Why? Well when they did, I was hit with the overwhelmingly aroma of dank kush. I asked them to keep it down so my very sick baby could nap. The noises never stopped. FML.

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By CantWaitToMOVE - / Monday 14 January 2019 04:00 /

Today, I worked hard baking two cakes to take into work to spread some Christmas cheer. When I brought them in, some customer's brat kid demanded a slice. We couldn't give her any because of health codes, so her mom went apeshit and poured soda all over them. FML

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By - / Monday 14 January 2019 02:00 /

Today I drove a hour and a half to get my brother for Christmas Eve, he called me 20 min before I got there to tell me that he's not coming. FML

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By "jobekka" / Monday 14 January 2019 00:00 / Denmark

Today, my dad "jokingly" asked if I wanted a new false leg for Christmas, not as my main present, but as a "stocking filler". He makes this joke every fucking year. FML

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By I can't stand leg puns! - / Sunday 13 January 2019 20:00 /

Today I went out to celebrate having beaten my nearly crippling addiction to porn. I treated myself to a nice dinner a new outfit and a new game. When I came home my roommate was using my projector to watch hardcore porn on the entire living room wall. Goodbye 180 days of no viewing. Fml

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By bad roomie / Sunday 13 January 2019 18:00 /

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

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By Anonymous / Sunday 13 January 2019 16:00 /

I saw my dad. On Omegle. While he was masturbating. He didn’t stop when he saw it was me.

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By years of therapy. / Sunday 13 January 2019 14:00 /

Today I am not traveling home during the holidays. Why? Because my ex boyfriend still lives with my parents. Yep, the guy I dumped 3 months ago took over my room back home. Guess I don’t have to wonder which “kid” is the favorite. FML.

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By forever alone - / Sunday 13 January 2019 12:00 /

Today, I had a new set of knives delivered, I'm a chef. My boss says to me ''Be careful with your new knives, they're going to be sharp, you don't want to cut your nail off.'' Not 2 minutes later I chop my whole nail off my right index. He jinxed me. FML.

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By cabatt - / Sunday 13 January 2019 04:00 /

Today, I found out that not only am I working Christmas Eve, but I have to drastically change my sleep schedule to work a graveyard shift. FML

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By "emeraldapostle" / Sunday 13 January 2019 02:00 /

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Today I found out why my inlaws hate me so much. Apparently my husband told his brother, who then told the entire family, he caught me cheating a while...

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Today, I found myself yet again crying because my boyfriend is angry and doesn't want to speak to me. What did I do, I hear you ask? I got upset at him...

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Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

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Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

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Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year...

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Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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