By Anonymous - 7/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom - London Nice outing Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 268 You deserved it 96 4 2 5 27 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "pixie_pix13" - 7/12/2019 03:00 Back to work Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store I threw my hands up and yelled "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML I agree, your life sucks 158 You deserved it 501 3 1 4 42 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 6/12/2019 20:00 He leads a double life Today, I met my boyfriends family, his mother asked me if I am the girl who drives a Jeep that he had been sneaking in every night. But, I drive a Honda. FML I agree, your life sucks 888 You deserved it 55 31 5 29 19 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 6/12/2019 20:00 I'm not blind Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML I agree, your life sucks 1180 You deserved it 159 21 6 89 63 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ewt - 6/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria Not a joke! Today, I found out that my best friend does not wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML I agree, your life sucks 1159 You deserved it 92 16 3 116 13 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By icy - 6/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville Not fair! Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML I agree, your life sucks 1314 You deserved it 176 17 3 63 13 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yolomane - 6/12/2019 01:00 He does not care! Today, I was walking to the bus stop for school. And the bus drove past me, I chased it and fell in a puddle, my boyfriend was in the bus, and he laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1071 You deserved it 136 19 4 18 65 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2019 20:00 Broken vibrator Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML I agree, your life sucks 1122 You deserved it 142 55 5 23 23 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2019 18:00 Crazy best friend Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML I agree, your life sucks 1384 You deserved it 421 24 36 33 196 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2019 14:00 Taking pictures Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML I agree, your life sucks 1285 You deserved it 266 19 5 46 82 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gal - 5/12/2019 05:00 Sham of a threesome Today, a man I have sex with sent me a video of him, not fucking but MAKING LOVE to a girl we had a threesome with, he's in love with me, but the girl is in love with him, what a sham of a threesome. FML. I agree, your life sucks 580 You deserved it 1291 30 9 28 44 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Gamessence" - 5/12/2019 01:00 Insomnia Today, we went to our grandmother's house. I have to share a room with my parents, I suffer from insomnia. So I'm stuck trying to pretend to sleep while I hear my mom fingering herself loudly. FML I agree, your life sucks 1710 You deserved it 120 16 6 153 37 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/12/2019 20:00 Where is everyone? Today, I tried to have a game night at my house. Suggesting a popular card game that everyone plays, snacks, and BYOB. No one showed or even said they weren't coming. FML I agree, your life sucks 1471 You deserved it 107 137 3 14 12 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oregon - 4/12/2019 18:00 Does it taste good? Today, while my boyfriend was fingering me, he accidentally pulled out my NuvaRing, he then licked it off and placed it back inside me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1502 You deserved it 254 31 8 200 75 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/12/2019 14:00 - Australia - Bentley A frightening brother! Today, I found out that my older brother has been watching incest porn. I am now scared to go home whenever he's there. FML I agree, your life sucks 1613 You deserved it 183 21 9 98 74 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jorgevasquez12 - 4/12/2019 05:00 Staring at... Today, my mom took me to Hooters and I couldn't help, but stare at our waitress... well, her chest. My mom called me out on this and when I got mad at her, she replied, “What? Just because she has large breasts doesn't mean you need to stare at them! You don't see her staring at your tiny penis! FML I agree, your life sucks 900 You deserved it 1846 20 3 19 216 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Orange - 4/12/2019 01:00 What is my pastime? Today, my parents went through my room and found a journal that I started writing in 2 years ago up until now. They read it and now they know I'm bisexual, and my favorite pastime is listening to them having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 668 You deserved it 1975 26 8 163 48 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By buckerooo - 3/12/2019 20:00 Too much feeling! Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky when we decide to try the old 69. One thing leads to another when her clit ring went deep into my nose, and leaving me feeling like the wrong kind of bull. FML I agree, your life sucks 1196 You deserved it 333 5 6 19 115 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Notcheating - 3/12/2019 18:00 Not a cheating! Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. I agree, your life sucks 2156 You deserved it 241 13 16 23 271 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Tarun Kumar" - 3/12/2019 14:00 Her plan! Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1369 You deserved it 711 21 4 14 145 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriouslywtf - 3/12/2019 03:00 Selfish parents Today, I asked my parents to stop posting pictures of me and my ex-girlfriend on Facebook. They said no because “she’s still nice to them”, despite the fact that she cheated on me and sexually assaulted me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2051 You deserved it 131 42 5 184 19 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/12/2019 19:00 - Australia Smell good Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML I agree, your life sucks 1740 You deserved it 106 19 13 173 44 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kaylee_Knudsen - 2/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Seattle Ripping you a new one Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me and he tried to shove himself back into me just as quick. It was the wrong hole. I now know and feel the term, 'ripping you a new one.' FML I agree, your life sucks 2191 You deserved it 202 14 4 137 75 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 2/12/2019 18:00 She plays tricks on me Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML I agree, your life sucks 2695 You deserved it 116 65 5 183 29 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lovesucks - 2/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai Is she better than me? Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 2228 You deserved it 207 31 5 132 14 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LonelyStranger - 2/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens Alone Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML I agree, your life sucks 1951 You deserved it 168 87 4 18 13 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shut up loser! - 2/12/2019 03:00 Not her fault neither mine Today, my 4 year old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 3718 You deserved it 385 44 22 25 464 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 1/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Tallahassee Loud and long Today, I'm stuck with sleeping in the same room as my mother. The problem? Her snores are extremely loud and a full minute long. I'm not kidding, I timed it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1459 You deserved it 105 11 6 38 80 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 1/12/2019 20:00 Picture game Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML I agree, your life sucks 941 You deserved it 1358 26 12 13 262 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - 1/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City Secret sex Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML I agree, your life sucks 1228 You deserved it 283 6 7 20 175 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today was my 30th birthday. Three people remembered and my only present was an eviction notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Todays my birthday and i was sexually harrased. then my crush/ex told me he likes another girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 5 0 Comments
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants,... I agree, your life sucks 1180 You deserved it 159 7 Comments
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the... I agree, your life sucks 1384 You deserved it 421 16 Comments
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