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Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - / Thursday 15 November 2018 03:00 /

Leg Day

Oops!

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By FML Videos - / Thursday 15 November 2018 00:30 /

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend For "Stretching Her Out"

His abnormal size caused expensive damage down under.

By Gloria Borger - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:00 /

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By calamity janet - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00 /

Slow and Steady

Move it, buddy!

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By FML Videos - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 18:30 /

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By Mr. E - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 17:30 /

Japanese Man Marries Anime Character

I now pronounce you man and hologram!

By Gloria Borger - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 10:52 / United States - New York

Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML

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By notlilien - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 14:00 /

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 12:00 /

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

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By Ouch - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 05:00 /

Today, at 16 years old, I got "the talk" from Dad. He began with "I don’t really need to give you the talk do I? It would just be awkward for us both." I agreed with him, and we drove home in silence. Thanks for avoiding the awkwardness, Dad. FML

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By TalkedTo - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 03:00 /

No Shame

At least he's honest!

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By FML Videos - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 00:30 /

Texas Woman Celebrates Divorce By Blowing Up Wedding Dress (VIDEO)

The marriage went out with a bang!

By Gloria Borger - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 23:48 /

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By Walk of Shame - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:00 /

System Failure

Malfunction - the system is down!

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By FML Videos - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 12:30 / United States - New York

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 17:30 /

Belgium: Bonus of €30,000 Accidentally Given To Employees

Unfortunately for them, they have to give it all back.

By Gloria Borger - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 16:40 /

Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML

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By LicenseLoser - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, my class had a debate about religion. My classmate said that Christians couldn't be circumcised because "only Jewish people are". Without thinking, I said it isn't true because I'm Christian and I’m circumcised. I accidentally gave the whole class a mental picture of my dick. FML

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By Big Mouth - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 14:00 /

Today, a few months after my son lost a canine tooth, he went to get a replacement fitted. He came home with his other canine tooth removed and both replaced by vampire fangs. Permanent vampire fangs in his mouth, where people can see them and judge me for being a bad parent. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, I spent almost nine hours cleaning because I was promised I could go to junior prom if my room was cleaned. I missed a dust bunny and couldn't go. I had a date for this, who I'd had a crush on for over a year and barely managed to ask to go with me. FML

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By SharpDressedMan - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 06:00 / United States - Leesburg

Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 05:00 /

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - / Tuesday 13 November 2018 03:00 /

Dog Fail

Living that clumsy life!

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By FML Videos - / Monday 12 November 2018 18:30 / United States - New York

Judge Sasses Cop Who Ate Marijuana Edibles On duty

This story has only gotten better over time.

By Gloria Borger - / Monday 12 November 2018 18:05 / United States - New York

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By caly - / Monday 12 November 2018 16:32 / United States

Mondays

How's your day going?

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By FML Videos - / Monday 12 November 2018 18:30 /

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 12 November 2018 18:00 /

They are humans !

		Nickname
		Nathalie Mazzanti
		eretike
		choukette88
		tilt80
		Aerthys
		bawawa
		ChantalFabianne
		F0uFouNette
		madrista2210
		kimhausselman

Game Ranking

End of game in

Zombie

#	Nickname	Bites
1	whatshername?!	189
2	im365sostressed	7
3	CaseyR	4
4	MysteryGuitarMan	2
5	thatoneasiangirl	0
6	manicspecimen	0
7	Danitorresciadne	0
8	horselover69	0
9	Briannm	0
10	wordsoftruth	0
#	Total	202

vampire

#	Nickname	Bites
1	newbiemalestr8	2044
2	BadAtPuns	1268
3	Ashamed_Sister	915
4	abigiggles	220
5	hellsingthecreator93	183
6	Dave_Davington	134
7	EclipticaLibra	120
8	Vaella	81
9	Callyn	48
10	xsandra	45
#	Total	5317