By Youtube drama sucks - 4/2/2021 22:58 YouTube Drama Today, I went down a four-hour YouTube rabbit hole trying to understand the Onision drama. I finally snapped out if it, thinking, "I don't care about any of this. What am I doing with my life?" FML I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 3 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/2/2021 21:30 Yada yada yada Today, after almost a year of no steady work, I struggled to get anything done once my 7-months pregnant girlfriend woke up at noon. She wanted to talk the whole time, and eventually broke down crying because of her relationship with her mother. I spent the the day consoling her. No wonder I can't get any work. FML I agree, your life sucks 59 You deserved it 35 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/2/2021 20:01 At last Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML I agree, your life sucks 130 You deserved it 15 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By POP-o-popo - 4/2/2021 17:01 Bored Today, school finally opened up using a hybrid schedule. Unfortunately, two of my teachers were quarantined and half of the school was on Zoom. I spent two hours in the library doing nothing with a mask on. Everyone else was on Zoom in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 215 You deserved it 34 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Matt Steele - 4/2/2021 14:01 Call the cops Today, after they said being a dad is fun, after saying that you got to do things when you were a kid… Well now, I'm at the lost and found of the city, asking, "Have you seen my kid?" FML I agree, your life sucks 209 You deserved it 137 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Boundaries - 4/2/2021 11:01 So that makes it alright? Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML I agree, your life sucks 389 You deserved it 41 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LockedDown - 3/2/2021 23:03 - United States - Vancouver Need warmth Today, due to the pandemic and living alone, I finally had some physical human contact for the first time in six months for my dental checkup. Which was also the last contact I had almost a year ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 354 You deserved it 41 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/2/2021 04:53 You sure it was your birthday? Today, it was my birthday. My partner of 9 years, and father of my two children, bought me a set of headphones for him to use on the treadmill. Didn’t wrap them, didn’t say happy birthday to me, didn’t tell my kids it was my birthday and worked on the yard all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 60 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FalkensLabyrinth - 3/2/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner Tact Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML I agree, your life sucks 421 You deserved it 100 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh What's more embarrassing? Today, I pulled out an annoying nose hair with a tweezer and it made me cry. Not particularly painful but it triggered the tear duct. Had to pretend it was from yawning when someone asked why the teary eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 361 You deserved it 120 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Billie - 4/2/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria Can't win Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML I agree, your life sucks 488 You deserved it 123 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AngryBlackMan - 3/2/2021 21:30 - United States This is America Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 828 You deserved it 121 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 19:55 Fill her up Today, I'm nearly done with my cortisol treatment for a persistent multi-day migraine. Good news: it actually stopped for the last two blissful, pain-free days. Bad news: apparently anything less than the maximum dose of cortisol doesn't prevent me from getting a new migraine. Here we go again. FML I agree, your life sucks 516 You deserved it 33 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 17:01 Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths Today, my sisters took me to a gay bar to celebrate my birthday. All was going well, until the drag queens demanded anyone with a birthday on stage. My sisters forced me to go. Turns out, it was for a twerking contest. I can't dance and have social anxiety. When I got off the stage, I cried. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 84 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 14:02 Flattery will get you nowhere Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 503 You deserved it 139 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlatan126 - 3/2/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard It's the thought that counts… Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML I agree, your life sucks 545 You deserved it 93 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 01:01 - Mexico - Iztacalco That's… sexy Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML I agree, your life sucks 565 You deserved it 173 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elaine - 2/2/2021 21:01 - United States - Denver Are you a wizard? Today, I tried to prove a point to my six-year-old son who refuses to drink water from the kitchen sink in favor of from the bathroom faucet. I filled up two cups, one with the kitchen water and another with the bathroom water, thinking he wouldn’t tell the difference. He gagged on the kitchen water. FML I agree, your life sucks 221 You deserved it 609 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anja - 3/2/2021 03:30 Thanks, I hate it! Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 165 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 01:56 Right under your nose Today, my husband took our 5-month-old to the doctor, who diagnosed him with a severe sinus blockage and referred us to a specialist. This is the third major health problem with our son that our husband has picked up before I did. My job? I’m a nurse in a paediatric clinic. FML I agree, your life sucks 356 You deserved it 492 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 23:01 - Germany Clean up in aisle 3 please Today, despite my asking her several times, my mom seems incapable of putting dog food in a bowl. She just throws it on the floor, where you step on it, slip on it, the doors get stuck on it and the tiles are now full of greasy dog food crumbs. FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 60 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 21:30 It's the monstaaaaah Today, a 4 year-old saw me and started crying and screaming like heck. I mean, I knew that I didn't look good, but this is too much. FML I agree, your life sucks 542 You deserved it 62 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 14:01 - Australia Thanks, I hate it Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML I agree, your life sucks 630 You deserved it 88 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Dad - 2/2/2021 17:02 That's not very pog Today, my son and his friends were gaming in his room when I thought I'd use a word I recently discovered online. I said, "Hey, this is all very poggers." My son sighed and said, "How do you do, fellow kids?" I got Steve Buscemi-ed. FML I agree, your life sucks 187 You deserved it 728 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ben Moy - 2/2/2021 07:57 - United States - Wallingford Once bitten… Today, after worrying for years about grinding my teeth after various dentists mentioned seeing evidence. Apparently, this worry manifested as subconsciously putting my tongue in the way at night, to the point where I have an open bite at 39 when I never had a problem before. I can't bite through sushi or sandwiches. FML I agree, your life sucks 520 You deserved it 80 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ishnar - 2/2/2021 05:01 - United States PMS PSA Today, while my partner usually has their work mic muted, I went in and complained about my period. Turns out today was the one day they didn't have it muted. Their whole team heard, and I used to work with some of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 244 You deserved it 642 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 07:58 Simps gonna simp Today, I just found out that I was missing almost $500 from my debit card. Turns out my brother used my card to simp on a streamer. When I confronted him, he said, "But you would have simped on her either way." FML I agree, your life sucks 617 You deserved it 79 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By inefficiencies - 2/2/2021 05:10 See ya! Today, I was supposed to have a hospital appointment I've been waiting three months for, but they changed it to a phone call. The call consisted of the consultant asking questions and saying, "Yes, I see that in your notes", before concluding I need to a physical appointment and booking one… for three months' time. FML I agree, your life sucks 741 You deserved it 37 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie Unmatched Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML I agree, your life sucks 726 You deserved it 201 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/2/2021 00:30 Not a biology major Today, after we had sex for the first time, my boyfriend shouted, “Huzzah! My genes will live on!” We used a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 616 You deserved it 124 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today is twenty-nine day that me and my boyfriend have not seen each other, because here is fucking lockdown. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 8 0 Comments
Today, I told my friend (who I have a "friends marriage pact" at 30 with) that I have developed feelings for her only to have her say even though there... I agree, your life sucks 27 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML I agree, your life sucks 565 You deserved it 173 7 Comments
Today, I received my first dick pic from my boyfriend. Problem is, we broke up 3 weeks ago and his next message said, "Oops, sorry, wrong person." FML I agree, your life sucks 630 You deserved it 88 5 Comments