By LittleMissRejected - / Friday 21 July 2017 14:27 /
By BatIntoHell - / Friday 21 July 2017 05:58 / United States - Minneapolis
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By Littlebigben - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 05:00 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, due to religious restrictions, I'm not allowed to have medicine for my cold. The only thing my family will let me have is milk tea. I'm lactose intolerant. FML

Beackers675 Say more :
Hey everyone, OP here! So uhm..just for the record I'm not a minor, no CPS needed. As for their religion, I personally do not follow it, but out of love and respect for my parents I let them take care of me, (I'd been away from home for a long time and got sick upon my return) it was a nasty cold, and I was miserable, but I'm fine now. My family doesn't believe in unnecessary medications if the body...
By "Beackers675" - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 09:00 / United States - Minneapolis
FML - The follow-up

Today, my drunk brother told me he has an incest fetish. FML

asperix Say more :
alright, so i posted this about 5 minutes after he told me at a party. the day after he explained that hes kinda in love with my sister-in-law and thats what drunken him means by incest fetish. i know that she also have feelings for him... not sure wether i should help them or run away.
By "asperix" - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:50 /
FML - The follow-up
Loraz Say more :
Hey, so I'm from South Africa. It is general practice with most reputable shelter/rescue centres to inspect property, etc to ensure that there will be no problems resulting in the new owners having to return the animal. We also, unfortunately have a ridiculously high problem with dog fighting. On the up side, I was able to ask for a more experienced inspector to come around and give their opinion....
By Loraz - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:31 /

Today, as we were going through airport security, my mom tried to joke with the person searching her bag, saying, "Just don't take out my vibrator!" She practically shouted it for the whole line to hear. FML

By Embarrassed Daughter - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 08:26 / United States - Erlanger
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Today, my mom asked me to back up her phone. When I downloaded all of her pictures and checked to make sure they were all saved, I accidentally saw the topless photos she's been sexting my dad. I can erase the files, but not the images in my mind. FML

By yepi'mblindnow - / Thursday 13 July 2017 11:48 /