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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML

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By Why Dad? - / Saturday 21 October 2017 00:00 / Canada - Ajax

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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 October 2017 05:00 / Denmark - Viborg

Too Much Sugar

Sometimes all you can do is sit back and let them get it out of their systems.

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By FML Approved - / Friday 20 October 2017 22:00 / United States - New York

Today, my pneumonia came back, so I called the health hotline for advice. They transferred me to the emergency department, who sent an ambulance. The paramedics asked, "Why call an ambulance?" and then told me it was an overreaction. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 October 2017 01:30 /

The Best of the Worst of FML #37

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By Alan - / Saturday 21 October 2017 00:00 / France - Paris

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By RIPJarJar - / Friday 20 October 2017 22:18 /

Just Hanging On

It'll get better. Eventually.

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Today, the friend I recommended for a job at my workplace is getting fired for being one of the worst people they have ever hired. FML

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By Worker - / Saturday 21 October 2017 01:12 / Australia - Forrestfield

Tinder Users Post Their Online Photos Alongside What They Actually Look Like When Swiping Tinder, And The Results Are Pretty Funny!

Tinder users usually tend to present themselves in their best light. Which sometimes means being a bit economical with the truth: a...

By Alan - / Friday 20 October 2017 17:30 / France - Paris

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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By Travellingluck - / Friday 20 October 2017 16:12 /

Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML

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By Jodie Zawadzka - / Friday 20 October 2017 06:00 /

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By IguessFML - / Friday 20 October 2017 05:00 /

Rejection Hurts

Dating is so difficult these days...

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By FML Approved - / Friday 20 October 2017 04:00 /

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 19 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York

Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML

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By thegreatcometofawayhamilton - / Friday 20 October 2017 01:48 /

These 24 “First of All” Tweets Are Brutal, Hilarious, And Perfect For Everyone Who Hates People

“First of all” is the new meme that’s taking over Twitter and it’s the verbal eye roll of people who’ve have had it up to here with...

By Nina - / Friday 20 October 2017 00:00 /

Cat Burglar!

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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By Aimee Lutz - / Thursday 19 October 2017 22:00 /

When you run out of kibble...

Say it isn't so!

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 19 October 2017 20:30 /

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Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire work obsolete. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 October 2017 19:00 / Germany - Berlin

These 22 Pictures Are Guaranteed to Piss You Off At Least A Little

There are certain little things that you come across every now and then that are so frustrating, they make you yell at inanimate objects....

By Nina - / Thursday 19 October 2017 17:30 /

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he knew my middle and last name. He doesn't. We've been together almost six years. FML

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By "ev_lyn_aw" - / Thursday 19 October 2017 15:00 /

Not helping.

Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML

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By child abused - / Thursday 19 October 2017 00:00 / United States - New York

C'est la langue de l'amour!

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 October 2017 05:00 /

Pop Quiz Day

No thanks.

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 22:00 / United States - New York

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York

Today, the handle on our front door broke, leaving us unable to open it. We got a guy to come to sort it out, but all he succeeded in doing was completely wrecking the door. He says he can come back next week. We have no other way out of the house. FML

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By ihaveissues - / Thursday 19 October 2017 01:30 /

30 Times People’s Petty Exes Tried Texting Them and Got Totally Dragged

After a breakup, there’s always an unofficial winner and loser. Here is a collection of losers whose desperate texts ended up getting...

By Nina - / Thursday 19 October 2017 00:00 / France - Paris

Today, after extensive tests due to pregnancy-related issues, I've been told my diet must change. I can no longer eat salt, sugar, gluten, or meat, and lactose is questionable. The doctor hopes it will end after the birth. Seven months to go. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 16:00 / United States - Indianapolis

Dog Jump Fail

Practice doesn't always make perfect!

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By FML Approved - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 15:10 / United States - New York

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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By Richard - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 13:23 / United States

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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated....

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Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire...

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to...

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Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him...

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