By - 18/2/2020 20:00 Great mishap Today, while at work I felt the need to fart. My coworker stepped out of the back room, I knew this was my chance. I went for it and to my horror I realize that I shit myself and it dripped down my pants, almost to my socks. In complete panic I ran and fall down with shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 266 You deserved it 153 7 2 8 26 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "LilTropics" - 18/2/2020 19:58 I just woke up and was getting ready for my day when I realized I had extra time to spare, so I decided to pleasure myself before I took a shower. My girlfriend woke up to use the bathroom and walked in on me. I agree, your life sucks 132 You deserved it 212 2 1 1 22 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2020 18:00 Who is that? Today, while me and my husband had sex, I called my husband "Gabe". That's nowhere near his name and I don't even know a Gabe. He then asked what that means "Gabe darling". FML I agree, your life sucks 271 You deserved it 103 1 2 3 17 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2020 14:00 Bad liar Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents are coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night, I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby Llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 65 9 2 5 38 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2020 05:00 Oops... sorry Today, I was having sex with this guy I’ve been seeing... I was on top and as I was bouncing up and down on him, I went too hard and bent his penis a little... FML I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 161 10 4 56 26 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 18/2/2020 01:00 Great mishap Today, while on the bus to my exam I was muttering a prayer for good luck, but the driver stopped the bus, took everyone out except for me and called the police as he thought that I had a bomb in my bag and the worst part was that I missed the exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 1019 You deserved it 160 10 3 76 22 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 13:00 Quick stench Today, I had a meeting with my boss, while walking to the meeting room, I feel a fart building up. I ignore it. As I prepare to sit down in the small room my body decided to release the gas with special sound effects I tried to disguise by coughing but the smell had already reached my boss’s nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 764 You deserved it 218 8 2 21 68 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 18:00 When karma does its job Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 years old daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 412 You deserved it 2269 14 10 17 155 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 14:00 Free trip Today, my boyfriend and I were supposed to go to Vietnam. Yesterday, I had to call the police because he was again getting verbally abusive saying I deserved all the times he hit me in the past. He left for Vietnam and said it wasn't a good idea for me to go with him. I paid for the flights. FML I agree, your life sucks 1253 You deserved it 435 41 5 87 15 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 05:00 Women being Today my wife told me she feels I judge her clothing choices and it makes her feel ugly and she has started to hate me for it. I'm nearly blind. I don't mind what she wears. FML I agree, your life sucks 1320 You deserved it 74 74 6 17 20 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 01:00 Missing a long time ends up no longer being Today, I went to meet my girlfriend after 3 months of not seeing each other, and I find out she has a new friend who she shares nudes with. FML I agree, your life sucks 1266 You deserved it 128 51 5 30 10 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 20:00 Best revenge Today, I found out my ex boyfriend cheat on me. My sister told me he saw her making out with another girl. I exposed him for having a small penis as revenge. FML I agree, your life sucks 429 You deserved it 1320 73 4 10 45 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 18:00 Bad luck Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML I agree, your life sucks 355 You deserved it 1079 22 2 20 63 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 14:00 Oh gosh Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML I agree, your life sucks 940 You deserved it 473 10 1 8 72 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tsbh - 16/2/2020 05:00 Badaboum Today, I eat some nuggets that looked weird, immediately after my stomach was hurting and I was full of gas. While, in the parking lot one of my friends made me laugh and a really big and noisy fart came out in front of everybody there, and I couldn’t stop laughing and farting. FML I agree, your life sucks 960 You deserved it 463 12 2 6 119 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thescarlettfox - 16/2/2020 01:00 Monster in my bathroom Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was my tuft of hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 983 You deserved it 652 5 4 8 120 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 13:00 My advantage Today, I found out why my girlfriend calls me Irish when I'm actually Welsh. I thought she was playing, but her friend informed me that it was because I'm annoying but at least I'm her pot of gold. FML I agree, your life sucks 1227 You deserved it 161 22 5 16 80 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 14:00 Time to sleep Today, while my wife and I had sex, our dog jumped on, joined the bed and sleep next us. FML I agree, your life sucks 1008 You deserved it 272 11 3 8 103 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 22:00 - United States - Saint Paul Shameful little thing Today, my girlfriend said I'm great in bed despite my tiny thing. Then, she broke up with me because it's too embarrassing to carry out that with her friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 1350 You deserved it 127 54 3 23 39 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 01:00 Too stupid Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 360 You deserved it 1638 13 4 12 104 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 20:00 Short memory Today, I had to do some really hard maths. I had an idea to crack it, then went looking for a rubber to rub out my other equations. When I came back, I forgot the idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 1168 You deserved it 320 26 3 10 84 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Beth is shamed - 14/2/2020 12:00 Sensual surprise Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived, I dropped my towel to not only flash him? but to show him also that I am clean. FML I agree, your life sucks 746 You deserved it 789 173 9 10 35 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 14:00 What a pity Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked her to watch the entire video, and I have seen that the elderly woman was my grand-mum, and the floor was wet by our daughter's pee. FML I agree, your life sucks 1037 You deserved it 496 20 3 70 41 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 05:00 Pain in the neck Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1191 You deserved it 179 55 3 36 17 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 01:00 Shit life Today, I stayed home while my husband took my mom to a doctor appointment. I am in my room reading Facebook and my dad starting to yell, I thought he was hurt, so I ran into the living room, and he was masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 1617 You deserved it 161 21 1 53 107 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrokenWings - 13/2/2020 20:00 Scammed Today, I realize that I spent at least 700 dollars on my roommate and friends with benefit. I told him he needs to start paying me back. He decides to tell me that he found someone else a couple months back, and was just waiting for an excuse to leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 1237 You deserved it 529 31 2 26 47 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 19:00 I don't care Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but later used the video to masturbate. FML I agree, your life sucks 447 You deserved it 3365 37 8 22 278 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 14:00 Yuck Today, in the middle of the lecture I coughed so hard that I farted loudly. Nobody recognized the sound, but the smell exposed me... FML I agree, your life sucks 1292 You deserved it 238 10 7 8 127 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 05:00 Women's excuse Today, after telling my wife of the Valentines getaway I have planned, she tells me she just started her period!!. FML I agree, your life sucks 1324 You deserved it 810 51 9 14 88 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 18:00 Well done for me Today, I set up a blind date for my crush, hoping they wouldn’t match... they both thank me for the perfect date and now they decided to go out on Valentine’s day... FML I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 2517 45 6 10 89 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realised I had 4 (justifiable) FML posts in 48 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, while me and my husband had sex, I called my husband "Gabe". That's nowhere near his name and I don't even know a Gabe. He then asked what that... I agree, your life sucks 271 You deserved it 103 4 Comments
Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived,... I agree, your life sucks 746 You deserved it 789 15 Comments
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