By guiltyschuldig49 - 28/5/2020 14:00 Noise annoys Today, and for months, my upstairs neighbor has been stomping on their floors, hard enough to shake our walls. We thought it was their child, but found out it’s the mother. She took up running, and due to the pandemic, she does it in the living room. She's already been told to stop. Repeatedly. I work 12-hour nights. FML I agree, your life sucks 193 You deserved it 10 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/5/2020 08:00 Lemon or haunted? Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML I agree, your life sucks 423 You deserved it 34 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/5/2020 05:00 Alexa, play "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 513 You deserved it 41 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/5/2020 02:00 Looks aren't everything Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 492 You deserved it 109 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 23:00 British Broadcasting Corporation Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 185 You deserved it 1135 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 20:00 "Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…" Today, my wife wants a divorce. Apparently, she only married me for my potential, since my twin brother is a lawyer, she hoped I’d become a success as well, but since I’m content to be a carpenter, she considers me a disappointment and a failure. FML I agree, your life sucks 1106 You deserved it 69 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 17:00 Fish and chips is life Today, my husband had his hands full with the shopping, so I was carrying the baby and the bag with our takeaway in it. I tripped down the steps and fell over. Did my husband ask if I or the baby were OK? Nope. But he did ask if I’d squashed his fish and chips. FML I agree, your life sucks 895 You deserved it 112 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 14:00 Scarred Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML I agree, your life sucks 736 You deserved it 88 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By my eyes!! - 27/5/2020 08:00 Knock next time Today, I walked in on my husband's elderly parents getting it on. It’s beautiful they still love each other, I just wish they hadn’t decided to express that love on our living room sofa. FML I agree, your life sucks 1007 You deserved it 83 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cpiro - 27/5/2020 05:00 Live from the chopper Today, my friend borrowed my car and decided to get pulled over after a high speed chase. My car got towed in a town over 100 miles away. Choose your friends wisely. FML I agree, your life sucks 951 You deserved it 190 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/5/2020 02:00 It's a marathon, not a sprint Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 774 You deserved it 179 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/5/2020 23:00 Incognito browsing Today, my dad is super overprotective and can view my search history through his phone. I'd downloaded the Google app to be able search for things he wouldn't approve of. I just realized I've been making all these searches on my school account. I go to a private school and they can view my search history. FML I agree, your life sucks 537 You deserved it 1252 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JessicaandGhazi - 26/5/2020 20:00 Expanding universe Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those wont even fit in 2 weeks?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1039 You deserved it 238 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/5/2020 17:00 Mind control Today, after my fiancee gave me $100 to spend at the garden center as my Mother's Day gift, when I was on my way home from the center, he called and yelled at me because I didn't get what he wanted me to get. FML I agree, your life sucks 1083 You deserved it 94 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KTBeck - 26/5/2020 14:00 Three is the magic number Today, my husband returned from a hiking trip. We had "I missed you" sex and after we were done, he told me about all the ticks he had while on the trail. He then went to shower and while washing, he found a tick latched to his penis. I technically had a three way. FML I agree, your life sucks 1300 You deserved it 184 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks a lot - 26/5/2020 08:00 Stay alert! Today, my state began relaxing the quarantine order. We decided to take the kids for a nice picnic in the park to get them outside. First park we went to, we saw a homeless man openly pissing in the parking lot. Second park, we saw two teens fucking on the table. Day was officially ruined. FML I agree, your life sucks 1219 You deserved it 230 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/5/2020 05:00 Captain Dumbass Today, after my husband spent several days in his shed welding, he showed me his completed Captain America shield. It looked shit. I warned him not to throw it, but he threw it anyway, missed his target, bounced it off the garage and smashed the kitchen window, showering our kids in glass. FML I agree, your life sucks 1456 You deserved it 162 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By N/A - 26/5/2020 02:00 Time is of the essence Today, my job offer from a Fortune 500 company was canceled because of the coronavirus. This is the third time this year a job I passed interviews and tests for got canceled. I’m an international student who just graduated last week. I only have 90 days to find a job to stay in the US. FML I agree, your life sucks 1320 You deserved it 137 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alyxandrea Loffer - 25/5/2020 23:00 Small town blues Today, our town is so bored that the most entertainment we got was on the local buy and sell trade page, where someone posted that they got someone else's package in the mail, and everyone in town spent 6 hours trying to guess what was in the box. It was actually the highlight of most of our day. FML I agree, your life sucks 1021 You deserved it 128 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/5/2020 20:00 Oh, hai! Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it's my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 1113 You deserved it 362 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By secretmisery05 - 25/5/2020 17:00 Oh, hello there! Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 845 You deserved it 526 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/5/2020 14:00 Some friends you've got there Today, I got my commissioned anime portrait done. One of my friends commented on why all my commissions are skinny look-alikes, when I'm really fat in real life and active in body positivity. Then everyone started agreeing with her, stating that if I was so happy with who I am, why my art is of me slim? FML I agree, your life sucks 602 You deserved it 1259 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PoorJudgeOfCharacter - 25/5/2020 08:00 How could you? Today, I found out that before I met my boyfriend of one year, he slept with his twin brother's ex girlfriend who his twin had dated for two years before ending things. Am I dating a monster? FML I agree, your life sucks 996 You deserved it 192 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sad fat drunk - 25/5/2020 05:00 Boozehound Today, I realized that my one and only motivation to lose weight was the fact that it would take less alcohol to get me blitzed if I didn’t weigh as much. FML I agree, your life sucks 914 You deserved it 350 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deadman - 25/5/2020 02:00 Creeped out Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 460 You deserved it 1574 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/5/2020 23:00 Bad news Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML I agree, your life sucks 1886 You deserved it 88 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tryingtohelp - 24/5/2020 20:00 Good samaritan Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML I agree, your life sucks 2163 You deserved it 225 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/5/2020 17:00 Let it all out Today, I had too much to eat at dinner. I had to cut sexy time with my husband short because I couldn't do it. I feel bad because it's his birthday today but we stopped. I then proceeded to throw up everything I ate today. FML I agree, your life sucks 1088 You deserved it 454 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/5/2020 14:00 Spreading it around Today, I overheard my co-worker talking about how she's going to Panama City, Florida this weekend and is going to "get lit." It's the middle of the pandemic, and she's going to go party on a beach. She'll be back at work Tuesday. FML I agree, your life sucks 1349 You deserved it 186 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rawr_ily96 - 24/5/2020 08:00 - United States Barf Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML I agree, your life sucks 1071 You deserved it 161 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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