FML - The follow-up
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Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
By unemployedliar - / Friday 19 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Aurora

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy
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By RoastedbyNature - / Thursday 18 May 2017 22:11 /

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:08 / Germany
By Still No Phone - / Thursday 18 May 2017 12:11 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was extremely stressed because I lost my ATM card, so I reconstructed my day, eventually finding it in the freezer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:05 / France - Paris
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