By Anonymous - 6/7/2021 00:01 - United States I had no idea! Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 You deserved it 1 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By litterbug - 6/7/2021 04:01 Nice day for a picnic Today, I have to go to court to contest a bullshit citation I got in the local park. I’m pregnant and was picnicking with my kids when my toddler ran off. I took off after him, leaving my blanket and food. When I came back, the power tripping park ranger wrote me a ticket for littering. FML I agree, your life sucks 130 You deserved it 7 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By eww David - 6/7/2021 02:01 Grossed out Today, my friend is upset with me since I never want to hang out at her house or eat her food. The problem is she has multiple dog beds in her kitchen and a cat litter box under her dining room table. I love her and invite her to hang out other places, but she’s still offended I won’t go to her’s. FML I agree, your life sucks 204 You deserved it 24 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Crushingdefeat - 5/7/2021 18:03 - United States - Staten Island Pillow Fight Club! Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML I agree, your life sucks 209 You deserved it 33 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lee - 5/7/2021 16:01 - United States Freak out Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML I agree, your life sucks 275 You deserved it 63 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mario Hugo - 5/7/2021 20:00 Circular Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML I agree, your life sucks 164 You deserved it 522 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By grieving - 5/7/2021 12:01 - Australia Today, on Judge Judy… Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML I agree, your life sucks 558 You deserved it 18 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/7/2021 16:00 Pump and dump Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 70 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By coolrunnings1021 - 5/7/2021 14:01 Back and forth Today, my wife is a tennis fan and is watching Wimbledon. I hate tennis, but she gets in a mood if I suggest we watch anything else. FML I agree, your life sucks 332 You deserved it 303 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dirty boy - 5/7/2021 11:00 I'm just saying… Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 565 You deserved it 66 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/7/2021 08:00 Can't win Today, like nearly every morning, I got yelled at by a relative because I got up late. Nearly every night, I lie in bed with anxiety attacks because of her daily insults. I get up late to avoid her, but she decided that I sleep great, which makes her angry. She also gets angry if I get up earlier than her. FML I agree, your life sucks 650 You deserved it 51 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele Hot hot hot Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML I agree, your life sucks 542 You deserved it 135 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/7/2021 04:00 Annoying internal jukebox Today, I can remember enough of a song for it to be stuck in my head, but not enough of it to help me identify the song. FML I agree, your life sucks 528 You deserved it 68 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/7/2021 01:59 Classic Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 636 You deserved it 69 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not a cheater - 4/7/2021 15:01 - United States Startled Today, I was writing in a journal as part of my therapy. I jumped and hid it when my boyfriend startled me by coming in. He now swears I must be cheating, that I’m keeping secrets from him and I trust a stranger with my personal thoughts more than I trust him. That’s kinda the point of therapy. FML I agree, your life sucks 599 You deserved it 107 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Seth - 4/7/2021 22:01 Shit yourself time Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML I agree, your life sucks 487 You deserved it 355 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brad - 4/7/2021 21:59 - United States Where did you guys come from? Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 684 You deserved it 39 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 18:00 FUPA kings Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML I agree, your life sucks 774 You deserved it 81 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 16:02 Sprain in the ass Today, after two months of recovering from a sprained ankle, the doctor told me I was fully healed. On the way to my car from the doctor's, I stepped on some leaves, which were covering a small hole. A hole big enough for me to trip on and give me another sprained ankle. FML I agree, your life sucks 702 You deserved it 70 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 13:59 He was just chillin' Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 250 You deserved it 688 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unpatriotic - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene Respect Independence Day! Today, my manager made me remove an Eiffel Tower ornament from one of my displays. Not because it didn't look good or match the theme, but because it was "disrespectful" to have it out on the 4th of July. FML I agree, your life sucks 44768 You deserved it 8090 171 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 10:59 Sunday morning bliss Today, my alarm clock consisted of my children stomping on my manhood while dumping Froot Loops on my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 616 You deserved it 149 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 07:59 The taste test Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me when I went to give him a blowjob after he got home and his knob tasted different. It was the other woman’s fanny juice still on him because he hadn’t had a shower yet. So f…ing angry and grossed out right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1732 You deserved it 119 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chelseasdead - 4/7/2021 06:01 Creepy Crawly Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 654 You deserved it 87 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unluckypanda - 3/7/2021 16:04 - United States - Makawao Timing is everything Today, I had a photoshoot planned weeks ago, getting one of the last coveted spots. My boyfriend couldn’t even show up on time. It was a sunrise shoot. We arrived once the sun had been up for 25 mins already. He wondered "what the big deal is?” FML I agree, your life sucks 671 You deserved it 142 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 02:01 Not really a good sign Today, my long distance girlfriend of 6 months, who landed in canada last week, and for whom I was supposed to travel from Toronto to Vancouver next week to meet her for the first time, blocked me. FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 120 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 08:01 - Australia - Smithfield Low key Today, my family is placing bets on my being pregnant. I'm experiencing a very painful miscarriage and no one knows. I didn't want to eat a pre-made gas station salad when I visited for lunch and apparently the only explanation could be pregnancy, not that I didn't want to die from food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 827 You deserved it 51 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/7/2021 22:01 Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML I agree, your life sucks 272 You deserved it 976 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By weird - 3/7/2021 20:01 Perish the thought Today, I found out that my half-brother from my mom’s side is dating my half-sister from my dad’s side when I caught them hooking up at our last family event. Even though they aren’t blood related, it’s still super creepy for some reason. FML I agree, your life sucks 751 You deserved it 177 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/7/2021 18:01 Thoughts and prayers Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML I agree, your life sucks 787 You deserved it 69 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my boss keeps on bullying me while at work. She's my ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I've been feeling in the dumps for three days. A few months ago, I had sex with a supervisor before quitting the job I was working in, as I moved... I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 11 0 Comments
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me when I went to give him a blowjob after he got home and his knob tasted different. It was the other... I agree, your life sucks 1732 You deserved it 119 7 Comments
Today, I gave my mom a shirt as a birthday present. Apparently, she already had the exact same shirt, so asked me for the receipt so she could return it... I agree, your life sucks 389 You deserved it 623 4 Comments