By - 17/2/2020 05:00 Women being Today my wife told me she feels I judge her clothing choices and it makes her feel ugly and she has started to hate me for it. I'm nearly blind. I don't mind what she wears. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 2 0 0 2 1 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 17/2/2020 01:00 Missing a long time ends up no longer being Today, I went to meet my girlfriend after 3 months of not seeing each other, and I find out she has a new friend who she shares nudes with. FML I agree, your life sucks 353 You deserved it 42 18 3 10 2 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 20:00 Best revenge Today, I found out my ex boyfriend cheat on me. My sister told me he saw her making out with another girl. I exposed him for having a small penis as revenge. FML I agree, your life sucks 183 You deserved it 505 39 1 4 13 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 18:00 Bad luck Today, a fly landed in my soup. When I first went to post an FML about it I dropped my phone in the toilet. I cleaned up my phone with a napkin. Now I have some poop under my nails. FML I agree, your life sucks 144 You deserved it 453 11 1 15 19 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 16/2/2020 14:00 Oh gosh Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML I agree, your life sucks 492 You deserved it 277 7 1 3 32 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tsbh - 16/2/2020 05:00 Badaboum Today, I eat some nuggets that looked weird, immediately after my stomach was hurting and I was full of gas. While, in the parking lot one of my friends made me laugh and a really big and noisy fart came out in front of everybody there, and I couldn’t stop laughing and farting. FML I agree, your life sucks 627 You deserved it 329 10 1 3 74 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Thescarlettfox - 16/2/2020 01:00 Monster in my bathroom Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was my tuft of hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 699 You deserved it 490 3 3 7 92 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 13:00 My advantage Today, I found out why my girlfriend calls me Irish when I'm actually Welsh. I thought she was playing, but her friend informed me that it was because I'm annoying but at least I'm her pot of gold. FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 124 18 4 10 63 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 14:00 Time to sleep Today, while my wife and I had sex, our dog jumped on, joined the bed and sleep next us. FML I agree, your life sucks 783 You deserved it 230 9 2 7 79 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 22:00 - United States - Saint Paul Shameful little thing Today, my girlfriend said I'm great in bed despite my tiny thing. Then, she broke up with me because it's too embarrassing to carry out that with her friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 1103 You deserved it 104 44 1 17 36 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 15/2/2020 01:00 Too stupid Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 303 You deserved it 1354 11 4 9 86 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 20:00 Short memory Today, I had to do some really hard maths. I had an idea to crack it, then went looking for a rubber to rub out my other equations. When I came back, I forgot the idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 993 You deserved it 280 21 2 6 70 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Beth is shamed - 14/2/2020 12:00 Sensual surprise Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived, I dropped my towel to not only flash him? but to show him also that I am clean. FML I agree, your life sucks 630 You deserved it 580 99 6 6 22 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 14:00 What a pity Today, my wife showed me the end of a funny video on his phone. I laughed because an elderly woman slipped on a wet floor. Then, I asked her to watch the entire video, and I have seen that the elderly woman was my grand-mum, and the floor was wet by our daughter's pee. FML I agree, your life sucks 916 You deserved it 441 16 3 68 32 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 05:00 Pain in the neck Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1083 You deserved it 161 50 3 34 12 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 14/2/2020 01:00 Shit life Today, I stayed home while my husband took my mom to a doctor appointment. I am in my room reading Facebook and my dad starting to yell, I thought he was hurt, so I ran into the living room, and he was masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 1466 You deserved it 140 20 1 49 96 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrokenWings - 13/2/2020 20:00 Scammed Today, I realize that I spent at least 700 dollars on my roommate and friends with benefit. I told him he needs to start paying me back. He decides to tell me that he found someone else a couple months back, and was just waiting for an excuse to leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 1148 You deserved it 488 31 2 23 41 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 19:00 I don't care Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but later used the video to masturbate. FML I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 3147 36 6 20 255 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 14:00 Yuck Today, in the middle of the lecture I coughed so hard that I farted loudly. Nobody recognized the sound, but the smell exposed me... FML I agree, your life sucks 1226 You deserved it 216 10 7 7 121 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/2/2020 05:00 Women's excuse Today, after telling my wife of the Valentines getaway I have planned, she tells me she just started her period!!. FML I agree, your life sucks 1259 You deserved it 770 49 9 13 83 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 18:00 Well done for me Today, I set up a blind date for my crush, hoping they wouldn’t match... they both thank me for the perfect date and now they decided to go out on Valentine’s day... FML I agree, your life sucks 462 You deserved it 2404 43 5 10 85 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 20:00 Discover secret Today, my mom kicked me out and laughed at me. Why? She caught me wearing nothing but a pink thong. I’m a male who wants to cross-dress and am self conscious. FML I agree, your life sucks 1612 You deserved it 756 131 8 26 50 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 18:00 Right in the millet Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and our grandma walked in the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 722 You deserved it 1875 58 16 180 93 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 14:00 - United States Almost father Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML I agree, your life sucks 21916 You deserved it 107926 32 6 83 193 821 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/2/2020 05:00 Chance would have it Today, I found my ex on bumble after she told me that she needed a break from our relationship and just want to focus on herself. She also said that she is too busy to worry about anyone else but she said she is looking for a relationship on bumble. FML I agree, your life sucks 1448 You deserved it 190 83 7 18 11 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 12/2/2020 00:00 Good idea Today, my girlfriend parked in a disabled space with no authorisation. There was a car park attendant walking towards the car and before we got out she said to me, “sorry, but needs must” and she punched me in the balls. The attendant thought I was disabled when I got out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1743 You deserved it 262 15 8 55 171 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 11/2/2020 20:00 Swinish moment Today I went to change my daughter's diaper, mind you this was a blow out. She threw her hands down to get poop all over her arms, hands, then face. FML I agree, your life sucks 1311 You deserved it 160 22 3 35 70 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By enchilada_ice_cream - 11/2/2020 18:00 Crazy and Spicy Today, my wife and I tried to spice up our sex by blindfolding her. She started saying it felt good inside her, but I hadn’t gone in yet. I look down and our hamster escaped from its cage and was crawling inside her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1553 You deserved it 462 55 7 305 85 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/2/2020 14:00 My husband's passion Today, my husband loves his cat more than our new baby daughter. This morning he spent 2 hours playing with the cat, yet when I handed him his flesh and blood daughter, he found an excuse to hand her back after 5 minutes, then 5 minutes after that, he was playing with the cat again. FML I agree, your life sucks 1365 You deserved it 261 107 4 18 72 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 11/2/2020 05:00 Sly boyfriend Today, during a drunk game of truth or dare, my boyfriend of 3 years admitted he secretly fabricates reasons for himself, or me, to punish my 7 years old son by sending him to his room, where he will end up sulking for several hours, all, so he won’t have to bother co-parenting for those hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 1917 You deserved it 275 208 3 121 12 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, after my girlfriend of almost 5 years graciously offered me her $8000 inheritance to fix my credit she informed me that she blew it all 8 months... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
I had my 1st threesome with a married couple. Everything was going good till me and his wife went 69 with me at the bottom. Husband came in from behind... I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 39 0 Comments
Today, I wanted to surprise my husband because of valentine's day by being naked with a towel. I waited behind a door for him to enter. When he arrived,... I agree, your life sucks 630 You deserved it 580 15 Comments
Today, my girlfriend sends me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I was cheating on her. I got angry with her but later used the... I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 3147 16 Comments
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