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Cheese Grater Nail Art Has Arrived (VIDEO)

As ugly as it is, it could be quite useful... and painful!

By VDM - / Friday 16 November 2018 10:55 / United States - New York

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By Dana - / Friday 16 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By haley - / Friday 16 November 2018 14:00 /

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 16 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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By just socially awkward - / Friday 16 November 2018 12:00 /

Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 16 November 2018 05:00 /

Today, I went to school without knowing that all my math books had been peed on by my cousin's cat. FML

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By disboydanielx - / Friday 16 November 2018 03:00 /

Lifting Fail

Calling the fashion police.

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By FML Videos - / Friday 16 November 2018 00:30 /

Tattoo Artist's Wife Preserves His Skin After Death

Nearly his entire body is covered in tattoos...

By Gloria Borger - / Thursday 15 November 2018 17:45 / United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - / Thursday 15 November 2018 22:00 /

Instagram Struggles

Still cute though.

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By FML Videos - / Thursday 15 November 2018 12:30 / United States - New York

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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By DEAD inside - / Thursday 15 November 2018 08:30 / United States - Pomona

Canada Running Low On Cannabis

The shortages may persist for years!

By Gloria Borger - / Thursday 15 November 2018 10:59 / United States - New York

Today, as a kindergarten music teacher, my principal came in to observe and evaluate me. I thought I'd gotten the hang of managing 23 5-year-olds, but it was a zoo the whole 30 minutes and I didn’t manage to teach anything. I'm not sure I'll be keeping this job. FML

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By cacheson - / Thursday 15 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, while enjoying a lovely 80 degree day, I returned from a 2-hour bike ride to find my truck window smashed. The only thing taken was my change of clothes. My insurance company says it'll cost $1000 to replace the window. I feel like I got robbed twice. FML

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By acmariner99 - / Thursday 15 November 2018 08:00 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By Ashton - / Thursday 15 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Louis - / Thursday 15 November 2018 13:00 / South Africa

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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By Asteria - / Thursday 15 November 2018 05:00 /

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Justkillme - / Thursday 15 November 2018 03:00 /

Leg Day

Oops!

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By FML Videos - / Thursday 15 November 2018 00:30 /

Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend For "Stretching Her Out"

His abnormal size caused expensive damage down under.

By Gloria Borger - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:00 /

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By calamity janet - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00 /

Slow and Steady

Move it, buddy!

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By FML Videos - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 18:30 /

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By Mr. E - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 17:30 /

Japanese Man Marries Anime Character

I now pronounce you man and hologram!

By Gloria Borger - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 10:52 / United States - New York

Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML

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By notlilien - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 15:30 /

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 14:00 /

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 13:30 /

Today, I'm scared to leave my bedroom. During the night, what must have been a giant spider made a web 4 feet wide stretching from the lightbulb to the tv and then down to the desk corner. It's blocking my path to the door and I can't tell where the 8-legged bastard is hiding. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 12:00 /

Today, I tried to break up a fight between two of my coworkers. They decided to show their gratitude by smashing me in the face with a thick ceramic dish. FML

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By Ouch - / Wednesday 14 November 2018 05:00 /

They are humans !

		Nickname
		Zoune91
		Alicia1992
		Leouuuuune_0506
		nana1698
		MaxChevali3r98
		marion160197
		camorranaponessa
		snini
		misterwayne10
		Colas80

Game Ranking

End of game in

Zombie

#	Nickname	Bites
1	MysteryGuitarMan	430
2	whatshername?!	199
3	im365sostressed	7
4	CaseyR	4
5	imightbeazombie	0
6	darkdepressed	0
7	littletrainer	0
8	cnclalacrap	0
9	scizzoid	0
10	ndisabeast	0
#	Total	640

vampire

#	Nickname	Bites
1	newbiemalestr8	2560
2	BadAtPuns	1457
3	Ashamed_Sister	1000
4	abigiggles	220
5	hellsingthecreator93	183
6	Dave_Davington	135
7	EclipticaLibra	120
8	Vaella	81
9	Callyn	48
10	xsandra	45
#	Total	6127