Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML
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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
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On 03/11/2014 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel
Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML
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On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
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On 03/11/2014 at 3:21am - misc - by why me? (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML
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On 03/10/2014 at 8:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
↑ ksks1234's comment : Since you both made the mistake, maybe you both can laugh about it and become friends.
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
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On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)
↑ bettyxoxo's comment : Why didn't you just ask him to turn off the music? If you guys were friends I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML
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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
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On 03/10/2014 at 10:23am - work - by Frozen (man) - United States
Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML
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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)
Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML
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On 03/09/2014 at 11:07pm - misc - by WheresMyPotOfGold (man) - Ireland (Wicklow)
Friday 7 March 2014
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