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By MrsMusselLady - / Saturday 22 April 2017 08:10 / United Kingdom - Huntingdon
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Today, I woke up early for work, put on my uniform, took two buses, and when I got there my boss laughed and reminded me that I was fired yesterday. FML

By Penelope Cruz - / Friday 21 April 2017 14:42 / Brazil
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By Annettedarling - / Thursday 20 April 2017 06:42 / United Kingdom
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Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 April 2017 13:41 / Italy
FML - The follow-up
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Hey guys OP here and FINALLY got an fml published! Phoned them again yesterday at a more appropriate time and they just told me due to high emergency volume to phone tomorrow (as in today). If they don't cancel it today, I will go ape shit as they're still billing me :) thanks everyone!
By cydia123 - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 16:38 / United Kingdom - Chesterfield
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