By how many?! - 22/8/2019 00:01 Today, a woman contacted me because she thinks my daughter and her children are half siblings. I thought it was a scam until she sent me a picture of my estranged ex and her kids, who look almost identical to mine. I’m the eighth woman she's contacted so far, with who knows how many more to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 104 You deserved it 7 1 0 11 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 22:00 Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML I agree, your life sucks 83 You deserved it 212 7 0 1 10 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 20:00 Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML I agree, your life sucks 329 You deserved it 42 4 1 5 23 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 18:00 Today, I now have been dumped by 4 serious girlfriends in the last 5 years, each of them for the same reason: Being with me would have meant dealing with my mother who, without fail, asked each of them when we planned on marrying and having kids, every single week. FML I agree, your life sucks 585 You deserved it 135 11 1 40 5 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toothbreaker - 21/8/2019 16:00 Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 484 You deserved it 88 9 1 12 32 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML I agree, your life sucks 588 You deserved it 51 6 1 6 44 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 12:00 Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 383 You deserved it 638 3 2 7 57 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 06:00 Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 724 You deserved it 193 4 1 1 82 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 04:00 Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML I agree, your life sucks 379 You deserved it 840 17 5 7 63 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/8/2019 02:00 - Brazil Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 370 You deserved it 1161 4 1 8 91 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By why.mom - 21/8/2019 00:01 Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML I agree, your life sucks 1735 You deserved it 65 22 2 171 14 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CathyMary - 20/8/2019 22:00 - United States - New York Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I guess when things seem too good to be true, they really are. FML I agree, your life sucks 1117 You deserved it 123 10 4 50 29 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/8/2019 20:00 - Canada Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML I agree, your life sucks 1007 You deserved it 70 12 5 7 76 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jackal - 20/8/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 1130 You deserved it 75 11 3 58 6 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/8/2019 16:00 Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 1124 You deserved it 86 13 2 49 8 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jess - 20/8/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML I agree, your life sucks 866 You deserved it 320 9 5 4 81 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fatnlonely - 20/8/2019 12:00 Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML I agree, your life sucks 1127 You deserved it 289 75 4 16 25 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dang. - 20/8/2019 06:03 Today, I figured out the bank account my mom set up for me is actually a joint account, and she gets half the money I deposit. I have been putting money in there for 10 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1462 You deserved it 361 26 5 100 19 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ugly - 20/8/2019 04:00 - Australia Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML I agree, your life sucks 1237 You deserved it 115 53 3 30 38 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rachele321 - 20/8/2019 02:00 Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my step father's new cellphone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1777 You deserved it 116 16 2 178 28 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/8/2019 00:01 Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML I agree, your life sucks 1294 You deserved it 109 86 0 22 45 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tooefficient - 19/8/2019 22:00 Monday, Monday, so good to me… Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1230 You deserved it 70 16 1 12 60 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Wanted - 19/8/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Salford Today, I got a letter summoning me to court for leaving the scene of a car accident I had in London. I live in Manchester and don't own a car. FML I agree, your life sucks 1422 You deserved it 57 9 0 35 63 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alan - 19/8/2019 18:00 WTF is Happening on TikTok? FML investigates. Here's a few examples of great (and not so great) videos that caught our eye in the TikTok revolution! 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/8/2019 16:00 Today, my husband is still swearing he’s not cheating, forgetting I have a bachelor's in criminal justice with a minor in criminology. Leaving for work 2 hours early going to the same address every morning? Late every evening going to the same said address? How stupid does he think I am? FML I agree, your life sucks 1491 You deserved it 189 82 3 20 38 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DeathPopStar666 - 19/8/2019 14:00 Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML I agree, your life sucks 1312 You deserved it 70 25 1 8 85 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By greenroses92 - 19/8/2019 12:00 Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML I agree, your life sucks 1440 You deserved it 74 19 4 124 6 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/8/2019 06:01 Today, I had to stand outside the changing room while two of my coworkers had noisy sex. I just needed my car keys. FML I agree, your life sucks 1367 You deserved it 128 13 5 6 83 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FunTimes - 19/8/2019 04:00 - Canada Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML I agree, your life sucks 1305 You deserved it 82 9 3 84 28 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Steph - 19/8/2019 02:00 - United States Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML I agree, your life sucks 1225 You deserved it 334 18 29 8 127 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, while borrowing my dads car for a few days while mine is getting repairs, another lady and I backed into each other. Except she drove away, leaving... I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I have no Friends. The only Text Messages I get are from Family Members or My Pharmacy Telling me My that My Prescriptions are ready. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 You deserved it 8 0 Comments
Today, my date asked me if I enjoyed golden showers. We were in the middle of making out, and it was our first date, which I thought was going well. I... I agree, your life sucks 1117 You deserved it 123 17 Comments
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my... I agree, your life sucks 1777 You deserved it 116 26 Comments
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