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Today, I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement, I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't know what casual means. FML

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:38am - work - by xorenae - United States (California)

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
9 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

#21382238
25 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by elizacandle (woman) - United States

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
37 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
40 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15791) - you deserved it (988)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

rachelfromtarget's comment : Well thats not a healthy relationship.

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Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (2008)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

beararm's comment : no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.

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Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
64 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

uglyheadedbitch's comment : If they're stealing your stuff, either kick them out or move out, simple as that. FYL

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Today, I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turned in online days ago. I thought mine was well written and I'd even finished it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minutes of talking and feeling proud, I realized that I forgot to turn it in. FML

#21381740
26 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Dwight Schrute - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
93 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

#21381631
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18231) - you deserved it (1880)

On 03/25/2015 at 11:43pm - health - by anonymous - United States



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