Google Maps strikes again!

Today, I went shopping for some nice clothing for work. Annoyed that the first two stores I went to didn't have anything, I drove to a store in an unfamiliar part of the city. Not only did Google Maps direct me to a store that doesn't exist, but my car broke down in the parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 118

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By -_- - / Thursday 21 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 457

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By sevenshotmovie - / Thursday 21 September 2017 07:00 / United States - Sheffield

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Colombia

  Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the same bed. And I definitely did not expect them to have sex while I was there either. Nor to learn that he moans more than she does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 7007

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 September 2017 06:00 / Colombia

Today, I got some news from two colleagues, one of whom just got married for the first time, and the other whose long-time wife was recently diagnosed with an advanced form of cancer. I wrote each of them a heartfelt note, which would've been thoughtful if I hadn't mixed up the recipients. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 968

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By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, the city finally turned the water on to my new home after waiting for 2 months. This is how I found out that someone had stolen the copper water pipes from under my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1547

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By NoWater - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 18:30 / United States - Milwaukee

The customer is always a dong

Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1717

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By Obviously works everywhere - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 23:15 /

Seems fair

Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1724

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 20:00 /

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Bored, she paints her face with gouache for a laugh, but then it won't come off: panic ensues!

What do you get up to when you're bored out of your mind? You probably get up to no good; that's what we do. And good luck trying to...

By Foxtrot - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 18:30 / France - Paris

Taking the Micheal

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2369

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By Michael - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 16:00 /

Photo

Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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I agree, that was well spotted 1588

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By Goober - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:30 /

Today, I started my new job as a UPS delivery guy. I successfully delivered only 3 out of the 25 packages : One to my ex and his new boyfriend, one to an elderly lady who pissed herself because, "I rang the bell to loud" and one to a little girl who screamed, "Stranger danger !" FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2158

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By patate - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 13:00 /

FML - The follow-up

Today, after years of pain and swelling in my foot from what I thought was chronic ankle sprains, I found out I have a broken bone in my foot. I have no clue how long it's been broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 3337

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indienerdgirl Say more :

Hey all OP here. I'm surprised this got published. But yes I did go to doctors and I got Xrays. Long story short is after the first sprain it became a problem during the winter months. My husband jokes that I like to kiss the sidewalk. I went to 2 doctors who just thought they were sprains and took xrays and saw nothing. One sent me to doctor #3 who thought my tendons were over stretched and sent me...

By "indienerdgirl" - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 09:35 /

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1921

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, my buddy congratulated me on getting a girl's phone number written on my arm. I was too embarrassed to tell him it was the number I needed to find my furniture at IKEA . FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1683

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By Loner - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 19:30 / United States - Paramus

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Are You Too Damn Sexy? Simmer Down to That Dad Bod With the Dadbag

These days, women are tired of Prince Charming. The Seth Rogen look has been brewing in the hearts of eligible bachelorettes for some...

By Nina - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 00:30 / France - Paris

Today, when I woke up I saw that my bald head is covered with my wife's period blood. Again. She does it regularly once a month, despite asking her not to. She thinks this blood activates hair growth. She is serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 3561

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By stillloverher - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 23:45 /

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Singapore

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because yep, there was already an ad for an opening in my position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2088

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By beybmoo - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 03:45 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1864

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By Ewwwwno - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 11:00 / United States - Seattle

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Some Dude Got His Penis Stuck in a Gym Weight and It Took Firefighters Three Hours to Cut it Out

In this edition of “Don’t Put Your Dick in That” the FML news team heads to Germany, where one lascivious gym-goer gave into the allure...

By Nina - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 18:30 /

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "we were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2658

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2047

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 13:00 /

Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2498

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By floff - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, some wisenheimer hacked my Facebook account and posted that I just won the Powerball. I now currently have 284 "friend" requests and 142 tags as "family". FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2751

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By lucky? - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 01:30 /

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Improve your life with these simple anti-FML life hacks!

The following information are called "Life Hacks" because they aim to pirate your way of life and make it better. However, some are...

By MacGyver - / Tuesday 19 September 2017 00:30 /

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 3281

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By numbcrumb - / Monday 18 September 2017 23:15 /

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Slovenia

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of us. We're married and expecting our first child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2874

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By Anonymous - / Monday 18 September 2017 21:45 / Slovenia - Medvode

Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2732

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By Renna303 - / Monday 18 September 2017 20:00 /

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This Twitter Saga About A 12-Year-Old Who Gets His Girlfriend Pregnant Is A Comedy Roller Coaster You’re Going to Want to Ride

In the latest literary blockbuster à la Twitter, a pre-teen learns the importance of sex education after his girlfriend tells him he’s...

By Nina - / Monday 18 September 2017 18:30 / France - Paris

Today, I found out the works council won't let the company offer me the job for which I was the only applicant because the council requires 3 years experience with the company. I've only been here for 2 years, 10 months, and 26 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2848

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By starving_freelancer_forever - / Monday 18 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 2342

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By "Brain_fart" - / Monday 18 September 2017 05:00 / United States - Salt Lake City