By Gina Marie Lombardi - 31/7/2021 11:01 Lonely, so lonely Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 2 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Driri - 31/7/2021 08:00 Quickfire round Today, I had a panel job interview with 3 people. My nerves got the best of me, especially when they asked me about my weaknesses. I gave them an answer, but they kept bombarding me with additional follow-up questions that I couldn’t think of the answers to. It got so bad, I was reduced to tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 88 You deserved it 11 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pinsky - 30/7/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago Kitchen Nightmare Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML I agree, your life sucks 139 You deserved it 11 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 22:01 - United States - Brookville Seems unlikely Today, I teasingly asked my crush why he never came to visit me in my dorm. He said that all his friends there had moved out and gotten apartments, so he had no reason to go to my dorm. Oh. I thought we were friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 191 You deserved it 31 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 20:00 - United States Prosecution time Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML I agree, your life sucks 375 You deserved it 54 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/7/2021 00:01 Unsociable media Today, I'm a social media manager, and a client complained about having to put forward her personality to gain followers, also refusing to promote her works personally on camera. She's an actress. FML I agree, your life sucks 303 You deserved it 36 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama Eventful day Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 460 You deserved it 49 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 20:01 Slipping Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML I agree, your life sucks 135 You deserved it 468 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft Are friends electric? Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML I agree, your life sucks 431 You deserved it 47 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States It's just a prank, bro Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML I agree, your life sucks 49967 You deserved it 4164 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FrogMyLife - 30/7/2021 14:59 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth Poor old Kermit Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML I agree, your life sucks 361 You deserved it 80 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/7/2021 14:01 Medicare for all Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML I agree, your life sucks 557 You deserved it 47 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 11:01 - South Africa - Cape Town Libertarian dream Today, it's been 50 hours since our power outage began. The authorities don't seem to be bothered enough to fix the problem and are constantly making excuses for delays. Did I mention my warm water fish are dying from lack of heat, and it's my time off work? FML I agree, your life sucks 531 You deserved it 44 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 07:59 - United States Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML I agree, your life sucks 754 You deserved it 162 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 06:01 Repair this Today, at my appliance job, we received a used dryer that needed to be fixed. I took it in the back room to test it. I plugged it in and turned it on. It started to smell so bad that I went to shut it down, but before I did I see two used condoms fly out of the back vent. FML I agree, your life sucks 578 You deserved it 26 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 04:01 - Australia The bobs and vagene guy Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML I agree, your life sucks 472 You deserved it 83 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brenden Alistair Maye - 30/7/2021 01:59 Inebriated utterances Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 611 You deserved it 66 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 00:01 Catch me! Today, like every month, I have to play hide and seek. Every month? Yeah. My cervix somehow moves around inside me, and if I want to bleed into my menstrual cup and not around it, I have to find and catch my cervix first. FML I agree, your life sucks 575 You deserved it 92 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2021 22:01 - Czech Republic - Prostejov It's alright Today, I dreamt of my mom. She came over to me, and said, "Hey, I'm alright, the doctors were wrong." My mom died 4 months ago due to Covid-19 complications, and waking up shouldn't be so painful. FML I agree, your life sucks 1054 You deserved it 41 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2021 20:01 Long haul Today, my flight from China to Moscow arrived late, making me miss my next transfer flight back home to Ireland. I had to wait for 24 hours for the next flight, without food vouchers, without a free hotel room, and without a free plane ticket that the airport was suppose to give. FML I agree, your life sucks 777 You deserved it 68 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lousydriver - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada Things that go bump in the… parking lot Today, I was about to drive out of a parking lot. The space in front of me was empty, so I figured I could drive forward. I hadn't noticed that there was a median in front, and my car got stuck. FML I agree, your life sucks 9341 You deserved it 31709 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/7/2021 02:01 - Australia - Drummoyne Royal flush Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML I agree, your life sucks 725 You deserved it 56 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stace - 29/7/2021 16:01 - United States - Birmingham Olympic kerfuffle Today, my dad went on a rant about the US Olympics gymnastics team, claiming that it was a disgrace that someone dropped out, and that it was disrespecting "our flag". He's never watched the Olympic games ever, not to mention any gymnastics. FML I agree, your life sucks 723 You deserved it 88 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2021 08:01 - Canada - Oshawa Workers rise up! Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML I agree, your life sucks 710 You deserved it 111 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lordoftheweird - 29/7/2021 10:59 What the…? Today, because no one else was willing to, I had to explain to my uncle that he's white, that I'm not his grandfather, and that he's mentally challenged. FML I agree, your life sucks 624 You deserved it 50 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/7/2021 23:01 - United States - Portland Who are you? Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML I agree, your life sucks 782 You deserved it 88 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By OnReceivingEnd - 28/7/2021 21:01 - United States - Peoria Red tape Today, I contacted the Unemployment Office. I was told that I needed to send additional information, then that the information had already been received, and that the case would be reviewed. For the fourth time. I've been out of work for three months, and haven't received a dime. FML I agree, your life sucks 713 You deserved it 66 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2021 04:01 Out of it Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 687 You deserved it 166 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ryan Engle - 29/7/2021 02:01 Isn't that illegal? Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML I agree, your life sucks 848 You deserved it 42 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/7/2021 00:01 Don't know, don't care Today, I realised that if I died, no one would care. I know this because when I called my partner distressed last night, he told me he needed to sleep and hung up in less than 45 seconds, and a friend told me to call lifeline. I haven’t heard from either of them since. FML I agree, your life sucks 775 You deserved it 124 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my wife told me she hates me and that I would fail in school. I've been busting my ass off. I have good grades and am dealing with 3 classes, work,... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, my ex sent me a happy birthday through Whatsapp. My actual boyfriend didn't even notice me at all. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 You deserved it 10 0 Comments
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything... I agree, your life sucks 139 You deserved it 11 3 Comments
Today, I've been single for so long, I very nearly had a wet dream about an anthropomorphic frog. A FROG. FML I agree, your life sucks 361 You deserved it 80 6 Comments