FML : Your everyday life stories

When you’re all alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go…to Lonelyville, New York? Wait, no, that’s not how it goes....

By imatotalloser - / Friday 28 July 2017 05:00 /

20 Places With Comically Depressing Names That Will Make You Want To Take A Trip to Disappointment Island

By Nina - / Friday 28 July 2017 02:00 /

Not cool, bro

Today, I found out that my husband of 11 years shared nude pictures of me with random people online, to 'show me off' and to masturbate to the pictures he received in return. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 July 2017 00:30 /

Coming across a spider in your home is usually pretty scary, no matter what size it is. When it's a Huntsman the size of a small child...

By FML Approved - / Thursday 27 July 2017 23:00 /

Huge spider terrorises Australian couple: When cosplaying goes too far!

By Alan - / Thursday 27 July 2017 21:30 /

Off to a good start!

Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML

How many times do we have to go over this? No, women aren’t interested in receiving unsolicited dick pics. So when this woman found...

By lovergirl - / Thursday 27 July 2017 12:00 / United States - Orem

Woman Warns Men Not to Send Her Dick Pics, Her Response When They Do is Absolutely Savage

By Nina - / Thursday 27 July 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

Today, I found out that the reason why the guy I took home from the bar seemed to understand everything about me instantly was because he was my ex's secret drug dealer. FML

By FML Approved - / Thursday 27 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

A dealer of both drugs and hugs

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided we are staying for good. FML

By fallingforfakenamesandmindgames - / Thursday 27 July 2017 13:00 /

World

Bangladesh

Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML

By WhatisLife - / Thursday 27 July 2017 09:00 / Bangladesh - Dhaka

By Unnoticed - / Thursday 27 July 2017 06:30 / Australia - Thornlie

Here's the July selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Yes, people actually submitted these, so strap a helmet...

By FML Approved - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 23:00 /

The Best of the Worst of FML #33

By Alan - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 21:30 /

Erection for Protection

Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock solid erection. FML

Can you name the movie before the timer runs out?

By zingle af - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 20:00 /

FML Shitflix Episode 2

The flight from Long Beach, California to San Francisco is only an hour and a half, but for one woman it felt so much longer. It may...

By FML Approved - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 18:30 / France - Paris

Woman Shares Photo of the Worst Airplane Passenger Imaginable to Sit Next to and Her Story Goes Viral

By FML Approved - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 16:00 / France - Paris

Today, after living in Korea for 6 months due to my husband's military career, doctors finally found out why I've been sick since I've been here. I'm allergic to the air. The air quality is so bad here that it is making me sick. Only 2 more years to go before we get moved again. FML

By FML Approved - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 14:30 / France - Paris

World

Republic of Korea

Time to invest in a gas mask!

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

By crystalxuk - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 20:00 / Republic of Korea

Trolled by technology

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking up, this is the place to check out idiots being idiots....

By Rightswiper - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 05:00 / South Africa

FML's weekly selection of 23 hysterical fails from around the world!

By Alan - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 02:00 / France - Paris

Today, I was having a chat with a fellow veteran I bumped into at a car show. He ended the conversation by turning to my dad and saying, "you're lucky to catch a young honey like this." Then went on to ask if we'd tried anal yet. FML

By Fatherdaughter - / Wednesday 26 July 2017 00:30 /

Yoga is great for relaxing, reinforcing and stretching those muscles. It's not so great when you've got a tendency to release methane...

By FML Approved - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 23:00 /

She lets one rip in her first yoga class and her story is hysterical!

By Alan - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 21:30 / France - Paris

Today, I vomitted on an Oxford professor during my first university interview. They called me "little miss nervous" in my second interview. FML

Have you watched episode 2 yet? Let us know if you had the same reaction!

By MenstrualCrampsRuinedMyAcademicFuture - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Glasgow

Game of Thrones S07E02 Reaction Reel

It's won't be a shock to anyone that parrots are exceptionally good at imitating us humans. Most of the time, their imitation skills...

By FML Approved - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 18:30 /

She murders her husband but then gets reported… by her parrot (VIDEO)

By Alan - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 16:00 /

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

By FML Approved - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 14:30 /

A Poopy Proposal

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

By aliciababy24 - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 21:00 / Australia - Ashburton

Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML

By Misspoopypants - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 05:00 /

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra I own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought....

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 25 July 2017 00:30 /

FML

The Top

Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table...

Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and...

Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me...

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Nearly

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments....

Today, I woke up to my rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling...

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided...

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Bangladesh

Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Republic of Korea

Time to invest in a gas mask!

Today, after living in Korea for 6 months due to my husband's military career, doctors finally found out why I've been sick since I've been here. I'm allergic...

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Spicy

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a hot British guy. He spent 90% of the date talking about his ex, but I invited him back to my place anyway. He came...

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my...