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Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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By Jota - / Monday 23 October 2017 19:00 /

Here Are Twitter’s Favorite Reactions to The Season 8 Premiere of 'The Walking Dead'!

And yes, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. Full disclosure: I’ve never actually watched the show, but I know it’s like, a thing, so I’m going...

By Nina - / Monday 23 October 2017 17:30 /

Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 23 October 2017 16:19 /

FML's 15 favorite and/or weirdest balls-ups we've seen this week!

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

By Alan - / Monday 23 October 2017 00:00 /

Today, I turned twenty two. Three days ago I was fired. Two days ago I failed a midterm. Yesterday my boyfriend and I broke up. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By unlucky22 - / Sunday 22 October 2017 19:00 /

Just 20 Funny Tweets to Help You Get Your Giggle On This Weekend

It’s Sunday and that means tomorrow you have to face real life again. So before you nosedive into the FML-iest day of the week, have...

By Nina - / Sunday 22 October 2017 17:30 /

Today, I spent 2 hours painstakingly making a berry tart for my best friend. As I was taking it out of the oven, the glass dish slipped from my hands and shattered all over the kitchen floor. Now I have no tart and I owe her housemate a new dish. FML

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By Nirius - / Sunday 22 October 2017 06:00 /

Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML

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By Whatthehell - / Sunday 22 October 2017 05:00 /

Don't Touch My Fries

These aren't beetles... This is Sparta!

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By FML Approved - / Sunday 22 October 2017 04:00 /

Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML

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By khlonnae - / Saturday 21 October 2017 19:30 / United States - Dayton

15 FMLs About People Who Are Definitely Aware of Reptiles In Honor of National Reptile Awareness Day

When I think of national awareness days, I think about things like diseases or social problems not everybody knows the consequences...

By Nina - / Sunday 22 October 2017 00:00 /

Today, at 7 months pregnant, I dealt with migraines, body aches, and morning sickness. In my rush to the bathroom, I couldn't get my dog out of the way and puked on his back. Now he needs a bath, but wet dog makes me more nauseous. FML

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By Preggers - / Saturday 21 October 2017 13:00 / United States - Redondo

Group Project Struggles

Not helping never looked so cute!

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By FML Approved - / Saturday 21 October 2017 14:30 / United States - New York

Embarrassing.

Today, I slipped and fell while shopping at a local grocery store. I slipped and fell in the same store last week. FML

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By DanielleinDC - / Saturday 21 October 2017 13:00 / United States - Washington

This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are In!

FML’s commenters are back for another week of outwitting you. This time, with snappy commentary, sharp-witted repartee, and puns, naturally.

By Nina - / Saturday 21 October 2017 17:30 / France - Paris

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML

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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - / Saturday 21 October 2017 08:00 / United States - Houston

Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML

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By Why Dad? - / Saturday 21 October 2017 00:00 / Canada - Ajax

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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 October 2017 05:00 / Denmark - Viborg

Too Much Sugar

Sometimes all you can do is sit back and let them get it out of their systems.

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By FML Approved - / Friday 20 October 2017 22:00 / United States - New York

Today, my pneumonia came back, so I called the health hotline for advice. They transferred me to the emergency department, who sent an ambulance. The paramedics asked, "Why call an ambulance?" and then told me it was an overreaction. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 October 2017 01:30 /

The Best of the Worst of FML #37

Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

By Alan - / Saturday 21 October 2017 00:00 / France - Paris

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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By RIPJarJar - / Friday 20 October 2017 22:18 /

Just Hanging On

It'll get better. Eventually.

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By FML Approved - / Friday 20 October 2017 20:30 /

Today, the friend I recommended for a job at my workplace is getting fired for being one of the worst people they have ever hired. FML

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By Worker - / Saturday 21 October 2017 01:12 / Australia - Forrestfield

Tinder Users Post Their Online Photos Alongside What They Actually Look Like When Swiping Tinder, And The Results Are Pretty Funny!

Tinder users usually tend to present themselves in their best light. Which sometimes means being a bit economical with the truth: a...

By Alan - / Friday 20 October 2017 17:30 / France - Paris

Today, after a week of severe gastroenteritis that required a hospital stay, I was finally feeling well enough to go in the pool at our holiday resort. My fiance slipped on the edge of the pool and we're back in the hospital. Happy vacation! FML

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By Travellingluck - / Friday 20 October 2017 16:12 /

Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML

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By Jodie Zawadzka - / Friday 20 October 2017 06:00 /

Congratulations. You played yourself.

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

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By IguessFML - / Friday 20 October 2017 05:00 /

Rejection Hurts

Dating is so difficult these days...

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By FML Approved - / Friday 20 October 2017 04:00 /

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By FML Approved - / Thursday 19 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York

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Today I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great until my bowls started feeling it during our first game of bowling....

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Today my girlfriend dumped me over text. Literally 30 seconds afterwards my friend texted me freaking out because her crush asked her out. FML

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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated....

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Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire...

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to...

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Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him...

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