By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States Watch a movie Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn of my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML I agree, your life sucks 122 You deserved it 8 1 0 10 2 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 18:00 It is free Today, I've decided to pay for sex. Stopped at a hooker and asked how much would it cost for a blowjob. Apparently she was a boy and told me: "If you suck my penis first, it is free". FML I agree, your life sucks 131 You deserved it 380 4 2 4 44 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States Proof of love Today, I flew cross country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. I agree, your life sucks 562 You deserved it 38 8 0 35 3 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert Good tasting Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML I agree, your life sucks 729 You deserved it 303 8 3 78 24 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cipherbug - 15/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Orange Do not be afraid Today, I opened my fortune cookie to read: 'Do not be afraid to take that big step'. I had a lot of thoughts sucking on my boss's penis lately. FML I agree, your life sucks 304 You deserved it 737 16 2 15 77 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ElaborateScheme - 14/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Palm Beach Gardens Corner sofa Today, I came back tired and late from the library and fell asleep in my couch. When I woke up, I realized that everything had been stolen except my couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 803 You deserved it 64 7 1 60 11 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lethall - 14/12/2019 18:00 Best present! Today, I had my first threesome. It was a present from my girlfriend to 'temper my high libido'. I couldn't get it up. I ended up taking a huge dildo in my ass. I am now bleeding from my bottom. FML I agree, your life sucks 593 You deserved it 1455 24 6 43 119 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00 Just a question Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML I agree, your life sucks 1045 You deserved it 122 2 4 20 92 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "princessmia" - 13/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Sequim Felt so bad Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML I agree, your life sucks 558 You deserved it 1100 5 4 36 64 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00 Real dream Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 988 You deserved it 200 8 6 39 52 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HeatherCorinne - 13/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Savannah The laziness of a night Today, while in bed I was really thirsty so I grabbed the bottle of water on the nightstand and chugged it fast. When I was done I realized it wasn't water. FML I agree, your life sucks 456 You deserved it 1057 20 3 17 54 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 13/12/2019 20:00 Unconditional call Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2275 You deserved it 207 30 3 153 17 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By virginity - 13/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Cromwell Temptation night Today, I lost my virginity to the hottest guy. He told me that his parents were out of town, so I could stay the night and not worry. They came home to hear us moaning in his room. FML I agree, your life sucks 1320 You deserved it 366 8 6 20 109 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JooJoo2004 - 13/12/2019 03:00 - United States Silent noise Today, I was about to sleep at midnight, when my older brother came into my room, and started sucking on my toes. FML I agree, your life sucks 1552 You deserved it 102 19 6 192 20 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jor - 13/12/2019 01:00 Parental syndrome Today, my husband and I waited 6 years to have sex due to religion. We finally married and everything was great, until he enlisted in the military and was STD tested. My parents never felt the need to tell me I was born with HIV. FML I agree, your life sucks 2441 You deserved it 150 41 5 291 9 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00 So cute Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML I agree, your life sucks 1249 You deserved it 793 13 4 35 89 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Egyptian ToyBoy" - 12/12/2019 18:00 In the middle Today, my girlfriend stopped in the middle of sex to sit on my face... I thought it was sexy until she peed all over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1890 You deserved it 322 20 27 132 101 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford Courtesy visit Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1494 You deserved it 219 12 5 32 88 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00 The charity Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1486 You deserved it 509 43 6 90 21 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/12/2019 01:00 Tasting a lot at high school Today, an old friend showed me pictures proving that my high school sweetheart, who is now my wife, was the school slut who would give anyone a blowjob in the toilets for a fiver. So basically every time I kissed her in high school, I was tonguing another guys cum. I feel physically sick right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1929 You deserved it 331 47 7 149 49 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thefaekitten - 11/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Akron Certainly true! Today, My boyfriend and I caught my dad masturbating on my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1804 You deserved it 102 17 6 140 33 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 11/12/2019 18:00 Celebration Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 2206 You deserved it 207 34 7 195 88 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia It was yummy Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1425 You deserved it 186 15 5 105 16 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anyagrande - 11/12/2019 05:00 - United Kingdom Thank you mum Today, I was brushing my teeth. My mum walked in and exclaimed "oh that is the toothbrush I used to clean the toilet!". Thanks for putting it back in the toothbrush holder, mum. FML I agree, your life sucks 1571 You deserved it 166 15 9 122 21 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1400 You deserved it 276 49 10 4 118 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By okthen - 10/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Pittsburgh One day with him Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years...by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML I agree, your life sucks 734 You deserved it 1357 14 7 17 103 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KonKos - 10/12/2019 18:00 - United States - San Francisco A bigger one Today, I decided to pay for sex. Turned out the woman I paid was a man, but that is not the worst part. His penis was bigger than mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 785 You deserved it 2125 11 12 17 254 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00 Not my turn Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML I agree, your life sucks 2034 You deserved it 649 31 7 214 64 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "Miguel Seminario" - 10/12/2019 03:00 Throw it away Today, I was wearing an old t-shirt, my mom saw me and told me to throw it away, I replied: "one last use and I throw it" and she replied: "that's what your ex-girlfriend said before she dump you".FML I agree, your life sucks 1596 You deserved it 251 21 5 35 190 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00 Pleasant smell Today, while watching tv in my dorm, i clearly hear my roommate yell to someone proudly, I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here. He's been my roommate for four months... FML I agree, your life sucks 1500 You deserved it 153 7 6 91 38 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, a photo of my dog got more likes on Instagram than a photo of me. FML. I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 3 2 Comments
Today I found myself staring at a really hot girls ass, to then walking past and getting a good wiff of shit. FML. I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 28 0 Comments
Today, I've decided to pay for sex. Stopped at a hooker and asked how much would it cost for a blowjob. Apparently she was a boy and told me: "If you suck... I agree, your life sucks 131 You deserved it 380 2 Comments
Today, I had my first threesome. It was a present from my girlfriend to 'temper my high libido'. I couldn't get it up. I ended up taking a huge dildo in... I agree, your life sucks 593 You deserved it 1455 6 Comments
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