By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 23:04 I need some me time Today, my fiancée decided to go on a 3-hour trip because she needed a break from the baby and me. I forgot to mention who she went with: her ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 130 You deserved it 6 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 20:02 Mixed signals Today, I had the girl of my dreams in my bed. She was laughing and smiling, kissing and talking. It was great. Then suddenly she said, "I want to go home; is that rude?" Then she left. I called, but now I'm blocked. FML I agree, your life sucks 339 You deserved it 41 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 17:01 Abuse Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 414 You deserved it 62 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/7/2020 14:02 Good job Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML I agree, your life sucks 654 You deserved it 48 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 08:01 Missed opportunities Today, I turned down a chance to go to a bar with a girl I like because I have an autoimmune disorder and don't want to get sick because of being irresponsible and obviously COVID 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 707 You deserved it 88 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 05:02 The urge Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML I agree, your life sucks 901 You deserved it 87 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/7/2020 02:04 Life imitates art Today, I had to sit through the film The 40 Year Old Virgin with my friends, who thought it was hilarious. I'm well over 40 and also a virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 211 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nja - 12/7/2020 23:01 Socializing Today, it's the first day in 14 weeks I've got dressed up and gone out anywhere other than to go food shopping. Shame it’s to attend a funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 835 You deserved it 59 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/7/2020 20:01 A ghost Today, I'm stuck in quarantine and my friends are planning stuff like swimming without me in our group chat, instead of doing it in another chat group. It's like I don't even exist. FML I agree, your life sucks 765 You deserved it 222 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/7/2020 17:01 Night terrors Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML I agree, your life sucks 759 You deserved it 293 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cook for yourself dammit! - 12/7/2020 14:01 Kitchen Nightmares Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML I agree, your life sucks 1376 You deserved it 104 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Elizabeth Ann - 12/7/2020 08:01 Boom! Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML I agree, your life sucks 1014 You deserved it 91 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/7/2020 05:01 Vicious and unprovoked Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 973 You deserved it 109 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hannieannie - 12/7/2020 02:02 His type Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 1002 You deserved it 97 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/7/2020 23:06 Dangling modifier Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML I agree, your life sucks 871 You deserved it 214 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/7/2020 20:01 Twinned Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML I agree, your life sucks 867 You deserved it 201 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/7/2020 17:02 Everybody needs good neighbours Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1073 You deserved it 78 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/7/2020 14:01 Office world is hell Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML I agree, your life sucks 1041 You deserved it 86 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By littl3storm - 11/7/2020 08:08 Dad of the month Today, I found out that my 'dad', the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 1502 You deserved it 69 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alwayspotato - 11/7/2020 05:02 Bittie Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML I agree, your life sucks 1101 You deserved it 101 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chap - 11/7/2020 02:01 Monetize your shit life Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML I agree, your life sucks 1072 You deserved it 147 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/7/2020 23:01 Covid 19 ain't going anywhere Today, my fiancé and I decided to just have a small wedding and have a big reception later, out of concern for everyone’s health and safety. My mother won’t stop asking us, “What’s the point now?” I thought our marriage was the point. FML I agree, your life sucks 1189 You deserved it 89 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/7/2020 20:02 My ex the dumbass Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML I agree, your life sucks 1639 You deserved it 122 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By foreveralone - 10/7/2020 17:04 Waiting for that special someone Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML I agree, your life sucks 1219 You deserved it 142 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not outdoorsy - 10/7/2020 14:02 The call of the wild Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML I agree, your life sucks 426 You deserved it 1644 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml9124 - 10/7/2020 08:01 Unreasonable Today, my company published "return to work" procedures for when the pandemic stops. HQ is in Maryland, I live in Arizona. I have worked remotely for the last 8 years. My new boss didn't know this. He wants me to move back to Maryland or find another job. FML I agree, your life sucks 1648 You deserved it 54 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/7/2020 05:00 High on emotion Today, a woman I’ve liked for years falsely claimed to be strung out on crystal meth rather than just turning me down. FML I agree, your life sucks 1090 You deserved it 93 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/7/2020 02:02 Higher standards Today, my mom fought with me again for missing an "important" 4th of July family barbecue. I was working until the morning, finishing grad school applications. There are always family events, and also apparently my brother missing the same barbecue to party with friends is perfectly fine. FML I agree, your life sucks 1270 You deserved it 82 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oof - 9/7/2020 23:01 Boom, headshot Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML I agree, your life sucks 853 You deserved it 1228 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/7/2020 20:02 Wrap it Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML I agree, your life sucks 1588 You deserved it 321 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, due to some highly corrupted data that I had nothing to do with and no control over, around 5 years of pixel art I had made and spent most of my... I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, after begging for months to get help drilling my custom made shelves into the wall, and have my husband deny me that, and tell me to just ‘stick... I agree, your life sucks 28 You deserved it 7 0 Comments
Today, I had the girl of my dreams in my bed. She was laughing and smiling, kissing and talking. It was great. Then suddenly she said, "I want to go home;... I agree, your life sucks 339 You deserved it 41 6 Comments
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's... I agree, your life sucks 1639 You deserved it 122 10 Comments