By Passive ass aggressor - 8/4/2021 02:00 Cranky Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 15 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By is. - 8/4/2021 00:30 A bug, not a feature Today, I discovered that it is not, in fact, normal for ones hands to randomly stop working sometimes. I thought I was just clumsy. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 You deserved it 10 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 23:00 Overreaction Man Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 180 You deserved it 130 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ethan - 7/4/2021 20:30 - United Kingdom - London Time for the dentist Today, I got home to my son holding his brother down with one foot on his chest and both hands on a pair of pliers, trying to pull out his infected tooth, looking like some sort of redneck, hillbilly comedy sketch. I half expected to hear sound effects in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 158 You deserved it 41 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 20:00 Never go public Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML I agree, your life sucks 87 You deserved it 510 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not a fan - 7/4/2021 08:00 - United States Sex workers unite! Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML I agree, your life sucks 517 You deserved it 110 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 14:00 Happy Birthday, I guess… Today, my family decided it'd be a great idea to berate me for not being excited enough for my brother and his wife's baby news. They told us on my birthday, adding that if I wasn't so fat I'd have one too. I have insulin-resistant PCOS. FML I agree, your life sucks 483 You deserved it 46 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By singlepringle - 7/4/2021 01:57 - United States Love is hell Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML I agree, your life sucks 363 You deserved it 159 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 01:58 - United States Evil eye doctor Today, my step-son broke his glasses. Our doctor said he would no longer see us because my step-son is transgender, and a new law in our state allows him to do this. Apparently, it was foolish to be honest on medical forms. Finals are in a month but we have to find a new doctor before he can even study. FML I agree, your life sucks 695 You deserved it 189 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom Spice Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML I agree, your life sucks 257 You deserved it 487 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 02:00 Significant other Today, my Apple Watch notified me that my long-term exposure to loud noises may be dangerous to my hearing. I’ve been crying since my SO left. FML I agree, your life sucks 574 You deserved it 109 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymoys - 6/4/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom Talk to her! Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 552 You deserved it 195 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/4/2021 16:00 - United States - Wilton Classic story Today, I’m getting so old that the local radio station that plays the “old classics” is playing songs I listened to in high school. FML I agree, your life sucks 561 You deserved it 95 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mere - 6/4/2021 21:30 Nice parents you've got there Today, I was called a whore by my own parents, simply because I’ve never had a relationship that lasted longer than a month. Everyone I’ve ever dated has dumped me. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 89 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jenni - 6/4/2021 20:00 I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I made you cry Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML I agree, your life sucks 276 You deserved it 676 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By single again - 6/4/2021 17:00 Women shouldn't fart? Today, I slept in the same room as my girlfriend for the first time. She is sweet, smart, and drop-dead gorgeous, so naturally I thought she was going to be the one. Until she farted in her sleep. 56 times. FML I agree, your life sucks 235 You deserved it 1214 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Andrew Cab - 6/4/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom Relief Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML I agree, your life sucks 1396 You deserved it 239 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/4/2021 11:00 - Germany - Papenburg Good boy Today, I realized my boyfriend rather qualifies as a pet: He loves eating, he hardly ever talks or listens, but he is cuddly, always enjoys having me around and can – within limits - be trained to do useful things. FML I agree, your life sucks 633 You deserved it 166 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - 6/4/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom Tense Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML I agree, your life sucks 614 You deserved it 93 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By psychobunnycutie - 6/4/2021 05:00 Narcissistic parents strike again Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML I agree, your life sucks 991 You deserved it 62 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Emily - 5/4/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville Not you, her Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML I agree, your life sucks 826 You deserved it 80 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IHateMyLife - 6/4/2021 00:30 Promises, promises Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 980 You deserved it 125 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yuna - 5/4/2021 22:59 Mouthwatering Today, I discovered that I have a condition in which saliva frequently falls out of my mouth for no apparent reason. I’m 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 737 You deserved it 61 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maria lucia - 5/4/2021 21:30 Weird kid Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML I agree, your life sucks 662 You deserved it 143 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By saya - 5/4/2021 20:00 Screamo Today, my neighbor heard me scream and decided to call the cops because she thought I was being murdered. Nope, just stubbed my toe. FML I agree, your life sucks 590 You deserved it 174 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By illusia - 5/4/2021 16:58 It's complicated Today, I was screamed at for not doing the dishes because I was exhausted. Last year, when my arm was broken, I did all my chores without complaint. I don’t know how to explain to my parents that I’d much, much rather work with a broken arm than while tired. FML I agree, your life sucks 645 You deserved it 99 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By llamaborn - 5/4/2021 14:00 Dr Who Today, at the age of 21, I learned that the phrase, “A stitch in time saves nine” is not about traveling back in time and saving nine people. FML I agree, your life sucks 232 You deserved it 556 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PooperParty - 5/4/2021 11:00 Crybabies Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 305 You deserved it 1350 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ytho - 5/4/2021 00:00 - United States - Denver Stinky Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 962 You deserved it 114 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anomynous - 5/4/2021 05:00 Freaked out Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML I agree, your life sucks 594 You deserved it 276 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today I celebrated Easter without my kids because my ex is using the system as a weapon. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today I almost drowned in a swimming plool and it was the same place where I almost died when i was a kid.FML I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him... I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 15 0 Comments
Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers... I agree, your life sucks 517 You deserved it 110 8 Comments