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I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently , working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

#21384707
74 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

timb1234's comment : Its not like your running a underground fitness club

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2day I found out there's a support page on Facebook looool for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
129 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

ajlopez's comment : Did you like the page?

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Today, I Am Seven Months Pregnant With Third Child. I Woke Up To Two-and-a-half Year Old Trying To ( Pop The Balloon ) In Tummy. FML

#21384638
46 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks!! FML

#21384619
80 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I got in an argument wit an ex-grlfriend wo kept tactlessly bragging to me about er new boyfriend. I told er to read wat se'd sent me... ten pretend er boyfriend was telling er tat. Fifteen minutes later... er boyfriend calls me... yelling 4 making er feel sad.

#21384606
95 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

WitEluded's comment : The iPhone has a really cool feature where you can block numbers

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YESTERDAY I TOOK MY CLASS TO SWIMMING LESSONS AT THE LOCAL PUBLIC POOL. ONE STUDENT CAME OUT AN PROUDLY TOLD ME THAT SHE'D POOED IN THE SHOWER, BUT IT WAS OK BECAUSE SHE'D THEN PICKED IT UP AN FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET. FML

#21384585
61 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today... an pretty much every day... mah co-worker takes off her shoes while working. looool The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's obliviou to the fact that her feet stink... or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of mah work. FML

#21384560
58 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today , it was my frst day working as a dantal assistant , laaving ma in charga of all claaning!! Tha frst patiant was so scard , ha pad his pants!! Which might hava baan undarstandabla if ha hadn't baan a fully grown man!! FML

#21384513
62 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out thathen buying my $500 dollar dress I putted my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
51 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

#21384468
52 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I needd to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closd even if there's no one in there, so I knockd just to make sure. His stepdad opend the door stark nakd. FML

#21384435
41 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Was Working At A Donation Center!! I Was Having A Really Rough Day , So My Fiancée Dropped Me Off Some Cookies!! At The End Of My Shift , The Manager Told Me I Couldn't Take Them Home Because They Were Donated An Therefore They Were "company Property." FML

#21384262
80 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , an old man walked up to me , said , "Hey missy , u wanna see an antique?" and winked!! FML

#21384188
76 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)



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