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By GI2017 - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:25 / France - Paris
By janey - / Sunday 23 April 2017 14:33 / United States - Brooklyn
FML - The follow-up

Today, it's my birthday. My friends don't believe me since they "didn't get a Facebook notification." FML

ldemosthenous Say more :
hey op here this happened a few months ago! I have my bday in my profile but its privated cause all the meaningless HBD wishes from my FB "Friends" are meaningless plus I don't really care about FB. To be honest I was a bit disappointed that they forgot but thankfully my family remembered.
By ldemosthenous - / Saturday 22 April 2017 16:10 /
FML - The follow-up
senordonkeydildo Say more :
Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few...
By "senordonkeydildo" - / Sunday 23 April 2017 00:06 / United States - Center Conway
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By Ana - / Tuesday 25 April 2017 14:33 / Brazil
By feeling fed up - / Sunday 23 April 2017 00:32 / United Kingdom - Dundee
By somanybirds - / Saturday 22 April 2017 18:26 / United States - Jacksonville
By IamTheSalt - / Saturday 22 April 2017 21:59 /
By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 April 2017 19:45 /
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Today I went to the pharmacist to buy condoms because I was going to see my girlfriend. When I went to pick her up, I got to receive a sermon from her father, the pharmacist. FML

By Brayan - / Monday 24 April 2017 12:36 / Colombia
FML - The follow-up
MrsMusselLady Say more :
Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
By MrsMusselLady - / Saturday 22 April 2017 08:10 / United Kingdom - Huntingdon
FML - The follow-up

Today, my new roommate moved in. One of the first conversations we had began with her asking where I wanted her to put my menstrual cup, which I had absentmindedly left in the bathroom sink. FML

attak_fml Say more :
Hey guys! OP here. First of all: yay, one of my submissions finally made it! So, to clear some things up: 1. The fml is obviously about me being embarrassed to death that this happened. I wanted to make a good first impression and I was so nervous and I forgot to put the cup away. It's defiantly not about me thinking she made an unreasonable request or anything. 2. The cup was emptied and thoroughly...
By katinka - / Friday 21 April 2017 12:47 /
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