emeraldapostle Say more :
Hey all, OP here. I'm fine, and Poison Control helped me out after saying, "uh oh." Now I keep my isopropyl somewhere besides my nightstand
By emeraldapostle - / Saturday 10 November 2018 14:26 /
Roroma Say more :
Hey OP here it’s my FML but it won’t let me log into my account so I’m using this old one. My hand was a little infected but it’s all healed now so now worries. The mole’s gone af though...
By HowBoutNo - / Thursday 8 November 2018 05:00 /
Hello all, I only mashed the keyboard for the password on my old account and have now made this. Anyway, I may have left something out here: this was not my sandwich and I'd crashed out and can't refridgerate it. As I was going to get my own food, my mom told me don't bother, I will get you a sandwich. How nice! I crashed instead. But I did not know that she wanted to leave the house so badly she just...
By nothingpersonalmate - / Sunday 4 November 2018 05:10 /
FudgeThePolice Say more :
Yo, I’m the OP, I hope the mods of the site will be able to connect me to this story! Since people think I’m being ignorant etc, I decided to make this account to clear things up. First of all, I am fully aware that medically service dogs are allowed basically anywhere - I’ve got friends and family who have a variety of difficult needs and their dogs are a great help. The issue of this whole...
By FudgeThePolice - / Sunday 4 November 2018 03:48 / United Kingdom - Bradford
Nebraskawreck Say more :
its was two other girls both bigger then me and in their late 20s fighting over donuts.
By Nebraskawreck - / Friday 2 November 2018 20:01 /
RAlyf Say more :
OP here. I was on the lease. I was approved to go off the lease, as someone else was moving into the house. 3 bedroom house, 2 people on the lease, I move out, someone else moves in. The real estate agent changed his mind about me going off the lease because the new chick wasn’t going into my room - which he can’t actually do - and the lease doesn’t specify who is in which room. The real estate...
By screwedover - / Saturday 27 October 2018 14:09 / Australia
emeraldapostle Say more :
Hey everyone, OP here. Just letting you kmow that I have since left the job and now OSHA and various health departments are having a hayday with the restaraunt. Thank you everyone for showing concern!
By emeraldapostle - / Saturday 27 October 2018 19:21 /
Sophey Rae Say more :
OP here - i have insurance, but we went through his since he took 100% fault
By sadmoscatogal - / Saturday 27 October 2018 19:01 /
avertle Say more :
OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
By avertle - / Thursday 18 October 2018 20:30 /
Good Boy Say more :
I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 17:58 /
SonofMnemosyne Say more :
OP here... My mom was in a rush because she was dropping me off before she took my sister to the hospital for a really bad cough which made it hard to breathe for her. She's better now. I didn't find the IPad, but I got a new one the week after as an early birthday present from my grandparents.
By SonofMnemosyne - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 17:52 /
InnocenceBlue Say more :
Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support...
By InnocenceBlue - / Saturday 13 October 2018 18:50 /
Megan Caird Say more :
Distance aside, I could see marrying the man down the road. There's just a lot of fear and doubt on my end. I brought up having a serious discussion on the status of our relationship before I get on a plane next month. As for what I'd be doing after (if the relationship is terminated), I would conduct the business I am traveling there for, without him. His family and I are close, and that loss will...
By Megan Caird - / Saturday 13 October 2018 12:22 / United States - Asbury Park
bluhbluhbluh Say more :
it's college. I tried to work it out so that I only did the exams but they rejected my request. about four months of doing paperwork and trying to solve the problem down the drain. :/
By bluhbluhbluh - / Saturday 6 October 2018 22:11 /
wolfygirl626 Say more :
op here! i submitted this two weeks ago and every thing is fine now, did get induced about four days later. since this is my first baby, it was expected of me to go over the due date :P we're both happy, healthy, and chilling with the new window ac.
By hotmama - / Saturday 6 October 2018 22:05 /
Zivc Say more :
OP here :) Had to make an account to say - thank you! Talked to my mother and it seems she also has her nerve pinched at the elbow so I guess I inherited it. Unfortunately, looking at my chosen field :P And I've already spent 3 years studying, I am definetly NOT giving up now just because of some stupid uncooperative arm. Also because university here is free, but only if you finish it on the first...
By ThePaaaaaain - / Friday 5 October 2018 19:38 /
CrazyCatPlushie Say more :
Hey, im the OP! i finally got an fml posted. this might be a bit long. my boyfriend and i have been together for 3 years. he moved down here to work in the oil industry and i had followed suit about 8 months later. i suffer from depression and anxiety, moving away from my support system back home was hard but i also left behind a toxic home environment so that was a plus. the thing that bothered...
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 October 2018 01:19 /
Claire Raika Ahmed Say more :
I am not sure how to connect my account to this FML since I apparently submitted it anonymously, but it was a tungsten ring so they apparently can’t be shaped like most gold or silver rings; they have to be made in the correct size and once made cannot be changed (at least according to the sales associate). They had made his the wrong size, even tho I asked multiple times to make sure they wrote down...
By NotaSinglePringle - / Friday 28 September 2018 17:36 /
Debbie Baker Minium Say more :
OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more...
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 September 2018 19:37 /
vegantreegirl Say more :
So, wow. I was not expecting this to get published. I forgot I had posted this to FML. haha The thing is the septic system is completely broken. It's old and needs to be replaced badly, so it effects everything from the toilet to the sinks and shower. But my landlord/slum lord won't shell out the cash which would be fine if the septic system was pumped monthly but it's often not. I guess I could have...
By vegantreegirl - / Tuesday 25 September 2018 00:46 /
ChromoTec Say more :
Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't...
By ChromoTec - / Monday 24 September 2018 22:38 /
lifeis4me Say more :
OP here. Yeah, I understand that facial expression is part of being a performer. My problem was that she never said anything to me before (no warning). Also, there’s a bunch of my peers don’t sing at all or they’re just playing/laughing, yet they have A’s
By lifeis4me - / Monday 24 September 2018 22:38 /
Watermania Say more :
Believe it or not, I'm OP and this was posted on my tablet, I'm on my phone now (I'll post a picture of the other account if u don't believe me). Anyways, we were staying with a bitter old woman who believes "everything I do is right" (her words). She started screaming at me for being "disrespectful". This isn't the first occurrence of her messing with me only, and she's even purposely burned my food...
By KindaObvious - / Friday 21 September 2018 16:02 / United States - Henderson
weirdfridgelady Say more :
Thanks for support and backup. Because I am aware of the risks of TSS but I just simply didn’t have time to change my tampon, and yes I had a pad also. Also the first time it’s happened to me, so just a bad and very messy day, I’m usually much more hygienic with those sorts of things.
By weirdfridgelady - / Friday 21 September 2018 05:56 /
Amanda G Rich Say more :
Well time to add another fml to the list. I chose the anonymous option....clearly not anonymous. Well I should explain further since it's out in the open now. I've had bladder issues since I was a kid from wetting the bed to CONSTANT UTIs. About a year ago I got a massive infection down there that no doctor could diagnose until finally I found one willing to actually test me properly, the gynecologist...
By Amanda G Rich - / Wednesday 19 September 2018 03:10 / United States
raven_of_azarath Say more :
This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place...
By 43vera10n3 - / Wednesday 19 September 2018 01:58 / United States - Huntsville
OP here. Yes my sons name is as long as mine, but it doesn't make anything easier or harder. My memory comes and goes with good and bad days. Wishing it would get better but not much of a chance there. Bad thing is I'm only 24 years old.
By Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey - / Monday 17 September 2018 02:22 /
cheesebond Say more :
OP here. For everyone wondering the grass was also left uncut so the backyard wasn’t completely filled, but the parts that don’t have 2 foot tall grass were. We have 2 dogs and he was left to maintain the house while we were gone which was actually a month and a half closer to 2 months. Also having him finally clean it wasn’t an option because I asked him to the first second and third day before I...
By his dog poops too - / Friday 14 September 2018 20:22 /
kdragonrose Say more :
Op here. To clarify, I did NOT give this jerk a ticket for parking in the handicapped spot. He got the ticket for not paying the meter. Handicapped parking meters in my area are painted blue. He cussed me out because he felt having a handicapped license plate entitled him to not have to pay the meter. I told him "why would they have a meter there if you didn't have to pay it. It's even painted blue?"...
By Parking princess - / Wednesday 5 September 2018 10:27 / United States - Curwensville
someone something Say more :
I usually do keep a positive attitude because a negative one is just gonna bring you down. But this is the first time I've ever broken anything and I now have to use a shower chair because my parents and neurologist think it's too dangerous for me to stand. Also, someone needs to be in the bathroom so we can talk and make sure I'm not seizing
By someone something - / Tuesday 28 August 2018 18:31 /

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2 whatshername?! 200
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 imightbeazombie 0
6 darkdepressed 0
7 littletrainer 0
8 cnclalacrap 0
9 scizzoid 0
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2 BadAtPuns 1457
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
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8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 48
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