By malicemassacre - 17/1/2021 23:01 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML I agree, your life sucks 155 You deserved it 23 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/1/2021 20:01 Long road ahead Today, I came out to one of my best friends as non-binary, and told him (with their permission) that some of our friends were trans. He told us that we were all idiots and refuses to accept us. We've known him since 3rd grade. FML I agree, your life sucks 716 You deserved it 441 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 20:01 Creepy Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML I agree, your life sucks 1193 You deserved it 182 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sad guy - 8/1/2021 20:01 - United States - Baltimore Brotherly love Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML I agree, your life sucks 563 You deserved it 179 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/1/2021 11:01 Odd one out Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML I agree, your life sucks 876 You deserved it 74 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/1/2021 16:58 Let people believe Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML I agree, your life sucks 762 You deserved it 674 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bad friend - 19/12/2020 02:04 - United States Entitled Today, after I'd mailed my friend her Christmas gifts since we can’t see each other, she called me ranting because the gift I sent her dog only cost $5. According to her, that means I must not really care as her dog is her “baby”. I bought gifts for all 5 of her kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 1088 You deserved it 62 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dpimente - 17/12/2020 11:05 With friends like these… Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML I agree, your life sucks 1129 You deserved it 48 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 16:58 Sounds like a catch Today, the momma's boy I was getting to know cried when I said we should just be friends. He said I was being added to the list of people who treat him like shit and verbally abuse him. He has bad hygiene, musty, wears dirty clothes and I taught him how to properly clean a toilet. But I’m the bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 899 You deserved it 81 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/12/2020 19:58 Don't do favors for strangers Today, after getting a friend of a friend a job, overnight she turned into Satan, making a job I once loved a hell on earth. I should really try to get to know people before I do them a favor. FML I agree, your life sucks 728 You deserved it 269 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 401 You deserved it 92 5 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 835 You deserved it 41 7 Comments