By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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CHRIST THAT IS MESSED UP.

Kinky vampire fetish

certainly not the worst thing to have in your mouth, not for me at least. lol ewwwwie

Simple Dimple, Pussie Pimple.

why do I get this awful feeling twilight has something 2 do w/ this

neck ejaculation FTW!

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holy christ' EUW

OH FRIG THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! FYL so bad. :'(

omg wow good one!!

Actually necking and giving hickeys has been a commonplace couple activity for generations. If you don't know that, you likely have never had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. And on a side note, I believe Twilight is about some sparkly vampires that 'don't' drink human blood, so it defeats the purpose of your 'taunt'. Nice job.

Omg. That is so freakin disgusting!!!!!

excuse me while I barf up my organs. 

haha everyone who thinks twilights involved has probably never had a hickey

That's just disgusting. I was just about to go to the kitchen to get food but I think Im gonna pass.

BUT...did you swallow?? lol jk I had to say it...

mental image anyone

OMG!!! I am getting sick just thinking about it!! I am soooo sorry!!  FYL!!

Lmao :P I was juss about to ask that

at least it wasn't an arterie

mind expanding on that 420 ;)

Haha. I Wanna Know That Too.

Hahahaha thats a funny question

Eww ewwww ewww ewww!! -gagging-

only posting here so people can see how does she deserve it really now over 150000 people are retarded she obviously was trying to be kinky

*throwing up* wow yeah thats suuuper gross

How did it taste?

That's so icky!!

I so agree, **Shudders**

Disgusting to say the least.

Sounds like a popping Issue. :D

that's what you get for trying to be a vampire, mother trucker.

You birthdays two days after mine lol

I'm very anxious to hear what you've had squirt in your mouth worst than puss :o

This is so many levels of fucked up

@420. and that explains the 11723 views on your profile

that is sooo grosss??

I've given up trying to understand why people vote YDI on things like this .

Thanks, needed to know this /s

i laughed way harder at your comment lmfao

yah why wud u bite hisneck?

wtf were you doing biting his neck???

wtf do u think? she was trying to get some lol

That's what kids do these days. Bite each others necks. back in my day, we kissed/hickied people we liked that way. Kids these days and their "romantic vampires"... stupid oxymorons... >_>

It sounds rather tasty wouldnt you agree? :D

I think I'm Gonna be sick!! ???

The whole biting eachothers neck thing isn't vampire related at all. It's actually a major turn on to a lot of guys. Not so sure about girls but from what I understand it is for guys. So no it is not some stupid vampire fantasy based off of twilight. Maybe you should try it some time and find out that it is like getting a hicky...

It's hot for girls, too, me anyways. My ex didn't seem to mind either ;P but thank gracious neither of us had exploding neck pimples, either.

says the one that looks kinda like a vampire... not so talk shit, but it's kinda funny. and ya, it is normal

sorry, that last reply was meant for the jonny trump guy

Yuck. That sure wasn't a pretty scene after that!

omg I almost pikes right there that's fuckin nasty!!!

I would absolutely die!

Sounds like a popping issue

So... Spit or Swallow?

omg, i just gagged... ugh.

I retched. I'm sorry, but that is discusting.

I gagged too. And it might not have anything to do with Twilight you idiots. I mean there's a difference though in biting and nibbling a guy's neck. Still grossed out.

Same here! That is effin disgusting!

I would have piked!

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ok 2 things biting peoples neck doesn't mean your a vampire and the fuckin twilight books and movies and everyone who likes twilight can get into an oven and burn in hell

Don't be a Nazi!

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you go die! your probably a Nazi too

Re-posting this reply to your comment to, because it was just as ridiculous and ill-informed as the last. Actually necking and giving hickeys has been a commonplace couple activity for generations. If you don't know that, you likely have never had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. And on a side note, I believe Twilight is about some sparkly vampires that 'don't' drink human blood, so it defeats the purpose of your 'taunt'. Nice job.

shut the fk up idiot. hickey is what she was doing

says the guy named "Jasper" from Twilight series.

And your username is Jasper why??

Biting and kissing on the neck is what boyfriends and girlfriends do. And your mommy and daddy. And, they do even more. to make a baby :) Sorry I had to tell you, apparently I was too impatient, I should have waited until you watched your puberty video.

you're names Jasper... from twilight.

It's called sadomasochism you asshole

I like how you said you hate twilight and your name is Jasper. That must suck.

You've... never heard of people biting each others' necks? Oh you poor child, get off the internet before something traumatises you. Ask mummy and daddy about it, I'm sure they'll be happy to help. Sheltered much?

I do that to my boyfriend all the time, the biting the neck, it's just an affection thing

I'm assuming you're very young, but a lot of people enjoy getting bitten/biting, not literally biting and drawing blood just nipping and the neck is a very sensitive area

Me and my husband do it all the time, seems like someone's head is so far up their ass that they wouldn't know. You should step away from the computer before you see some pretty messed up things. Perhaps go play with your Polly Pocket dolls.

it's ironic you hate twilight and your name is jasper :L

First I though that she broke his vain tested his blood lol

So his name can't be Jasper? It's a nice name and not exclusive to twilight.

I...idk wht to say...getting Ur neck bitten from your girlfriend is awesome I to hate twilight

daahhh gross XD

that is just nasty. period.

A full stop, or are you on your period?

That is so unfortunate.

Wow. that is nasty. I'm so sorry.

You must have bit him pretty freakin hard.

Probably not. Some pimples just need a tap, and POP! Nasty pimple juice. Right in the face. This was kind of funny though. How do you not see a pimple that can pop that easily lol

Or right in the mouth

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

I think everyone exept #5 likes neck bitting i know i do!

that is just gross cause neck biting can really be a huge turn on but not when it happens like that