FML : Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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By KAAALIS - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:20 / United States

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By tastylipstick | 0

#34499 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:02

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By Jasper_fml | 0

#34507 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:06

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By tastylipstick | 0

#34499 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Arc9 | 0

#754847 - Monday 4 January 2010 04:51

CHRIST THAT IS MESSED UP.

Guuurlplease | 0

#808413 - Saturday 30 January 2010 12:13

Kinky vampire fetish

hellokittywhore | 0

#826138 - Friday 5 February 2010 03:02

certainly not the worst thing to have in your mouth, not for me at least. lol ewwwwie

floopthepoop | 0

#880261 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:36

-pukes-

Piggilywiggily15 | 0

#881240 - Monday 22 February 2010 05:38

Simple Dimple, Pussie Pimple.

z620 | 0

#930164 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 11:28

why do I get this awful feeling twilight has something 2 do w/ this

emmamorc | 0

#935225 - Thursday 11 March 2010 06:55

Ewwwwww

Paradotical | 0

#968057 - Thursday 25 March 2010 07:46

neck ejaculation FTW!

Bon3less | 0

#969010 - Saturday 27 March 2010 06:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

druggielove | 0

#980286 - Friday 16 April 2010 08:44

nasty almost 420!

MearaRocks | 0

#982596 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 07:27

holy christ' EUW

mooshibear140 | 4

#1107162 - Sunday 18 July 2010 10:17

OH FRIG THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! FYL so bad. :'(

xdanifyx | 0

#1112675 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 08:21

yucky! Dx

lili555_fml | 0

#1216273 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 08:14

omg wow good one!!

dandog94 | 0

#1216309 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 08:37

hahaha gross

Selsa_Squirrel | 0

#1221097 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 07:27

Actually necking and giving hickeys has been a commonplace couple activity for generations. If you don't know that, you likely have never had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. And on a side note, I believe Twilight is about some sparkly vampires that 'don't' drink human blood, so it defeats the purpose of your 'taunt'. Nice job.

OopsieDaisies | 0

#1246715 - Sunday 15 August 2010 05:57

Omg. That is so freakin disgusting!!!!!

Brendan3693 | 0

#1306787 - Friday 27 August 2010 06:06

excuse me while I barf up my organs. 

omfgrofl1337 | 0

#1356068 - Sunday 5 September 2010 04:07

haha everyone who thinks twilights involved has probably never had a hickey

xlostwithoutu | 0

#1426936 - Sunday 19 September 2010 03:28

That's just disgusting. I was just about to go to the kitchen to get food but I think Im gonna pass.

Insomnitastic | 0

#1491888 - Sunday 3 October 2010 04:12

BUT...did you swallow?? lol jk I had to say it...

FuckTheMods3 | 0

#1707903 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 04:33

Mods: FUCK YOU and your censorship of comments! I COMMAND YOU to take this down, and ban this account and IP address. NOW, BITCHES! I'll be back, fuckers. :-P

cagj | 0

#1754141 - Friday 26 November 2010 11:08

mental image anyone

truthbetoldxoxo | 0

#1832070 - Sunday 12 December 2010 07:47

OMG!!! I am getting sick just thinking about it!! I am soooo sorry!!  FYL!!

allyandcolour03 | 0

#2086446 - Tuesday 15 February 2011 08:54

Lmao :P I was juss about to ask that

yummylicious | 5

#2227810 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 05:18

at least it wasn't an arterie

m0rgana | 0

#2603181 - Thursday 2 June 2011 03:00

mind expanding on that 420 ;)

TaylorGoesRaawr | 0

#2626852 - Monday 6 June 2011 01:30

Haha. I Wanna Know That Too.

illestsmiley14st | 0

#2839347 - Thursday 7 July 2011 06:00

Hahahaha thats a funny question

SimoneDymond | 3

#2940337 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 09:20

lol nice one

Abagtias | 0

#2943077 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:51

Eww ewwww ewww ewww!! -gagging-

KingOfOreos | 0

#2951446 - Friday 22 July 2011 02:53

only posting here so people can see how does she deserve it really now over 150000 people are retarded she obviously was trying to be kinky

jbabe96 | 0

#2963235 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:27

*throwing up* wow yeah thats suuuper gross

obamathellama | 0

#3317023 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 03:20

How did it taste?

elliee2llie | 0

#3409766 - Sunday 9 October 2011 05:10

That's so icky!!

krisymisy | 0

#3786679 - Sunday 25 December 2011 04:58

OH MY GOD

AvaVolterra | 0

#3880590 - Saturday 14 January 2012 05:42

I so agree, **Shudders**

freezerbreezer | 0

#4402095 - Monday 7 May 2012 01:54

I swear

onlychildFTW | 33

#4488447 - Sunday 27 May 2012 06:35

Disgusting to say the least.

DRMIKA | 4

#4708486 - Thursday 19 July 2012 06:04

Sounds like a popping Issue. :D

PinkieKeen | 20

#4795646 - Friday 10 August 2012 04:50

oh dear god

PinkieKeen | 20

#4800765 - Saturday 11 August 2012 11:15

that's what you get for trying to be a vampire, mother trucker.

milkweed24 | 0

#4984434 - Saturday 29 September 2012 09:22

You birthdays two days after mine lol

imagineit | 15

#5397661 - Saturday 9 March 2013 01:38

Lol too easy

Happy_Tortuga | 10

#5589898 - Saturday 20 July 2013 10:09

I'm very anxious to hear what you've had squirt in your mouth worst than puss :o

this_guy_here | 5

#5674793 - Sunday 15 September 2013 08:23

This is so many levels of fucked up

whenitdidhappen | 14

#6060526 - Tuesday 9 September 2014 04:25

@420. and that explains the 11723 views on your profile

basalt | 4

#6102680 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 07:26

that is sooo grosss??

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294351 - Monday 18 May 2015 02:56

I've given up trying to understand why people vote YDI on things like this .

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294352 - Monday 18 May 2015 02:57

Thanks, needed to know this /s

JT424 | 5

#6411384 - Tuesday 15 September 2015 06:41

i laughed way harder at your comment lmfao

By brittbaybiee | 0

#34504 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:05

ewww

LOL97_fml | 0

#802015 - Wednesday 27 January 2010 01:31

yah why wud u bite hisneck?

CanadianHuney | 0

#973050 - Friday 2 April 2010 04:15

wtf were you doing biting his neck???

fuck_this_shit_5 | 0

#1194194 - Thursday 5 August 2010 04:26

wtf do u think? she was trying to get some lol

Jonny_Trump | 0

#2423112 - Thursday 28 April 2011 03:02

That's what kids do these days. Bite each others necks. back in my day, we kissed/hickied people we liked that way. Kids these days and their "romantic vampires"... stupid oxymorons... >_>

DeLpHe3zY | 7

#2505881 - Saturday 14 May 2011 03:20

It sounds rather tasty wouldnt you agree? :D

saltan_fml | 0

#2813046 - Sunday 3 July 2011 01:40

:D agreed

okiidokii_fml | 6

#3079343 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 05:12

I think I'm Gonna be sick!! ???

piff7 | 14

#4790929 - Thursday 9 August 2012 03:54

The whole biting eachothers neck thing isn't vampire related at all. It's actually a major turn on to a lot of guys. Not so sure about girls but from what I understand it is for guys. So no it is not some stupid vampire fantasy based off of twilight. Maybe you should try it some time and find out that it is like getting a hicky...

heliraptor | 13

#5315865 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 09:14

It's hot for girls, too, me anyways. My ex didn't seem to mind either ;P but thank gracious neither of us had exploding neck pimples, either.

ctdawes | 3

#5315903 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 09:37

says the one that looks kinda like a vampire... not so talk shit, but it's kinda funny. and ya, it is normal

ctdawes | 3

#5315912 - Wednesday 9 January 2013 09:42

sorry, that last reply was meant for the jonny trump guy

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294353 - Monday 18 May 2015 02:59

And girls.

By JustBeatIt | 0

#34505 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:05

Yuck. That sure wasn't a pretty scene after that!

jjennyjunior | 0

#2680716 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 07:35

omg I almost pikes right there that's fuckin nasty!!!

iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3379449 - Monday 3 October 2011 12:42

I would absolutely die!

m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#3578481 - Sunday 13 November 2011 02:20

Mmm pus

DiscoRanger | 0

#4205526 - Friday 23 March 2012 04:01

DA FUQ? #914

DRMIKA | 4

#4708492 - Thursday 19 July 2012 06:05

Sounds like a popping issue

kenyrabit | 25

#6620641 - Saturday 4 June 2016 12:34

So... Spit or Swallow?

By ozzie2010 | 0

#34506 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:06

omg, i just gagged... ugh.

starandheart | 0

#829816 - Saturday 6 February 2010 09:28

I retched. I'm sorry, but that is discusting.

boysinabooth | 4

#1066635 - Tuesday 6 July 2010 08:28

I gagged too. And it might not have anything to do with Twilight you idiots. I mean there's a difference though in biting and nibbling a guy's neck. Still grossed out.

Abagtias | 0

#2943048 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:47

Same here! That is effin disgusting!

ditto95 | 0

#3859719 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 08:18

I would have piked!

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294355 - Monday 18 May 2015 03:00

Piked?

By Jasper_fml | 0

#34507 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:06

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

6JackTheRipper9 | 0

#834081 - Monday 8 February 2010 07:54

ok 2 things biting peoples neck doesn't mean your a vampire and the fuckin twilight books and movies and everyone who likes twilight can get into an oven and burn in hell

Moscow_fml | 0

#864508 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 05:31

Don't be a Nazi!

daniisme | 0

#944763 - Sunday 14 March 2010 04:57

what the fuck Moscow. that's not even funny. that's just sad. go die.

JinxSNC | 0

#984131 - Saturday 24 April 2010 12:46

you go die! your probably a Nazi too

Selsa_Squirrel | 0

#1221102 - Wednesday 11 August 2010 07:30

Re-posting this reply to your comment to, because it was just as ridiculous and ill-informed as the last. Actually necking and giving hickeys has been a commonplace couple activity for generations. If you don't know that, you likely have never had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend. And on a side note, I believe Twilight is about some sparkly vampires that 'don't' drink human blood, so it defeats the purpose of your 'taunt'. Nice job.

cybercrash | 2

#1594652 - Sunday 24 October 2010 02:16

shut the fk up idiot. hickey is what she was doing

AmericanGirl69 | 0

#2243152 - Saturday 26 March 2011 06:37

good job #512

deeaim | 0

#2283255 - Sunday 3 April 2011 12:37

says the guy named "Jasper" from Twilight series.

Vagabond89 | 0

#2303317 - Wednesday 6 April 2011 10:10

Lmao

Abagtias | 0

#2943085 - Thursday 21 July 2011 05:52

And your username is Jasper why??

EspeonEve | 1

#2947303 - Thursday 21 July 2011 11:42

Biting and kissing on the neck is what boyfriends and girlfriends do. And your mommy and daddy. And, they do even more. to make a baby :) Sorry I had to tell you, apparently I was too impatient, I should have waited until you watched your puberty video.

sydie5 | 12

#2983297 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 03:36

you're names Jasper... from twilight.

dyno254 | 0

#3108703 - Sunday 14 August 2011 08:51

U r gay

maniaccrab | 0

#3220986 - Friday 2 September 2011 06:24

It's called sadomasochism you asshole

jonisprettycool | 5

#3271389 - Sunday 11 September 2011 08:18

I like how you said you hate twilight and your name is Jasper. That must suck.

charvisioku | 22

#5356479 - Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:59

You've... never heard of people biting each others' necks? Oh you poor child, get off the internet before something traumatises you. Ask mummy and daddy about it, I'm sure they'll be happy to help. Sheltered much?

AlliFaye17 | 3

#5453600 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:27

I do that to my boyfriend all the time, the biting the neck, it's just an affection thing

asdghjk | 7

#5543900 - Thursday 20 June 2013 01:43

I'm assuming you're very young, but a lot of people enjoy getting bitten/biting, not literally biting and drawing blood just nipping and the neck is a very sensitive area

zombienationxo | 9

#5808812 - Sunday 29 December 2014 12:33

Me and my husband do it all the time, seems like someone's head is so far up their ass that they wouldn't know. You should step away from the computer before you see some pretty messed up things. Perhaps go play with your Polly Pocket dolls.

EclipseCandy6 | 24

#5886549 - Sunday 16 March 2014 01:55

it's ironic you hate twilight and your name is jasper :L

Xacap | 3

#5927292 - Sunday 27 April 2014 04:19

First I though that she broke his vain tested his blood lol

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294357 - Monday 18 May 2015 03:03

So his name can't be Jasper? It's a nice name and not exclusive to twilight.

jtrg | 5

#6584948 - Thursday 21 April 2016 04:18

I...idk wht to say...getting Ur neck bitten from your girlfriend is awesome I to hate twilight

By suyci | 0

#34508 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:08

daahhh gross XD

jklol11 | 0

#2652501 - Friday 10 June 2011 04:40

that is just nasty. period.

wtfdude12345 | 17

#6435850 - Thursday 15 October 2015 11:25

A full stop, or are you on your period?

By catspew | 0

#34513 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:13

That is so unfortunate.

By TrueDat_fml | 0

#34514 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:15

Wow. that is nasty. I'm so sorry.

By jackaaa | 0

#34516 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:19

You must have bit him pretty freakin hard.

Kimmy3214 | 9

#6100342 - Sunday 26 October 2014 04:24

Probably not. Some pimples just need a tap, and POP! Nasty pimple juice. Right in the face. This was kind of funny though. How do you not see a pimple that can pop that easily lol

nityasomaiya | 46

#6294358 - Monday 18 May 2015 03:05

Or right in the mouth

By alley_cat_118 | 0

#34524 - Monday 16 March 2009 12:29

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.