By thatsucks - United Kingdom Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML I agree, your life sucks 1284188 You deserved it 142435 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mick - United States Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML I agree, your life sucks 860522 You deserved it 94296 786 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meteorbabe0101 - United States Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 796179 You deserved it 65387 924 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By KAAALIS - United States Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 736136 You deserved it 493634 1378 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By caroline - United States Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 717322 You deserved it 66657 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bittersweet - United States Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML I agree, your life sucks 660197 You deserved it 71690 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RC3Welly - United States Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 635037 You deserved it 794292 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gentileman - United States Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML I agree, your life sucks 588180 You deserved it 99722 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thankskimi - United States Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML I agree, your life sucks 565686 You deserved it 40133 612 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By The Sbeak - United States Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 555068 You deserved it 45255 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By misc - United States Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 551531 You deserved it 46760 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By soontobedivorced - United States Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 541813 You deserved it 34892 486 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - Canada Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 535704 You deserved it 52917 522 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 522340 You deserved it 36769 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML I agree, your life sucks 486434 You deserved it 106221 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By catlady1989 - United States Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML I agree, your life sucks 478590 You deserved it 70239 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share catlady1989 tells us more : You people are so cruel. They were indentical except collar color. I said which one and he still messed up. My normal vet was closed because of Mothers day so the pound was the one to do it. I can't believe some of the things you people are saying... it is so hurtful... and both my cats did end up being put down...
By rebekah - United States Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML I agree, your life sucks 461702 You deserved it 76840 494 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML I agree, your life sucks 438142 You deserved it 102946 342 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jilted - United States Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML I agree, your life sucks 431625 You deserved it 46501 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ScoobieDoo - United States Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML I agree, your life sucks 425781 You deserved it 66502 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML I agree, your life sucks 411746 You deserved it 21684 465 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By creepermagnet - United States Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML I agree, your life sucks 398122 You deserved it 45833 910 Comments Favorite Tweet Share creepermagnet tells us more : Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home...
By Noname - United States Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML I agree, your life sucks 382690 You deserved it 35982 299 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By loser - United States Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML I agree, your life sucks 367540 You deserved it 32595 279 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hannah - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 353567 You deserved it 37655 428 Comments Favorite Tweet Share hannah321 tells us more : hi, i'm the girl who wrote this originally (i've since got an account so changed my name- maybe some people won't believe that but whatever) and i just want to say in response to some people that it was VERY clear on both sides that we were a couple, we were not friends with privileges.. also i am not a stalker, i just wanted to specify exactly how long we'd been together because it emphasises just...
By mehdi Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML I agree, your life sucks 326195 Phew, glad it wasn't me 33656 294 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maxthndr - United States Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML I agree, your life sucks 323502 You deserved it 38779 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hahahehehohohoo - United States Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML I agree, your life sucks 323085 You deserved it 58389 221 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GuitarChick42 - United States Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML I agree, your life sucks 320289 You deserved it 22854 381 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Angelofkarma - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 314112 You deserved it 173032 803 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I ruined a 5 year no self harm run after me and my mother got into an argument. I’m 24 and still hate her for calling me disgusting and disgraceful... I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today a judge in my country decided that it’s okay to force people to get a COVID-test, even if they’re not sick. Meanwhile, another judge decided that... I agree, your life sucks 24 You deserved it 4 0 Comments
Today, I'm in a relationship in which the sex was great and constant at the beginning. Now it’s so quick, bad and inconsistent, it’s like going at it with... I agree, your life sucks 511 You deserved it 89 1 Comments
Today, my husband’s been dropping hints he wants to open our marriage. When I got home, a couple of his coworkers dropped by "for drinks". They tried to... I agree, your life sucks 900 You deserved it 73 9 Comments