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By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States

  Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

By gentileman - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:11 / United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

By thankskimi - / Sunday 15 March 2009 18:29 / United States
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By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18 / United States
FML - The follow-up

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

catlady1989 Say more :
You people are so cruel. They were indentical except collar color. I said which one and he still messed up. My normal vet was closed because of Mothers day so the pound was the one to do it. I can't believe some of the things you people are saying... it is so hurtful... and both my cats did end up being put down...
By catlady1989 - / Sunday 10 May 2009 19:01 / United States
By ScoobieDoo - / Friday 20 March 2009 04:15 / United States
FML - The follow-up
creepermagnet Say more :
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home...
By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States
By Noname - / Wednesday 18 March 2009 01:24 / United States
FML - The follow-up
hannah321 Say more :
hi, i'm the girl who wrote this originally (i've since got an account so changed my name- maybe some people won't believe that but whatever) and i just want to say in response to some people that it was VERY clear on both sides that we were a couple, we were not friends with privileges.. also i am not a stalker, i just wanted to specify exactly how long we'd been together because it emphasises just...
By hannah - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 15:21 / United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States
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