By StarvedForAffection - 13/1/2021 17:01 - United States - Midlothian Good girl Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 672 You deserved it 193 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/1/2021 00:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg Relax Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML I agree, your life sucks 754 You deserved it 75 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/1/2021 00:58 - Canada - Brandon Time marches on Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML I agree, your life sucks 686 You deserved it 212 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:58 - United States - Pittsburgh Relatable, unfortunately Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 744 You deserved it 115 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 17:01 Masterchef 2020 Today, I invented a new fusion cuisine delicacy: cigarette-flavored apple sauce. The recipe? Cram so many apple pieces in a pot that they will burn on the bottom, even with plenty of water in it, then go away for 30 minutes and wonder what the bad smell is. FML I agree, your life sucks 193 You deserved it 709 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada Cougar Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 695 You deserved it 54 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 380 You deserved it 88 5 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 812 You deserved it 38 7 Comments