Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that whore. happy birthday!

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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lolwhat_fml 0

FIRST OWNED

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Sunbolt 0

the dentist? he seems like the nice one.

get with your dentist lol

joce445 0

your dentist pwns

ChelseaXD 0

Hey atleat your dentist cares :D

OMG. FYL your bestfriend is a whore and ur fiancees an asshole

Yay. Lesbian sex.

you should throw the ring at you fiancé's head! OP you spelled 'fiancé' wrong no extra 'e'

monstaber 6

yeah he's right fiancé: man fiancée: woman

go out with the dentist to get a good lawyer to keep the ring then pawn it.

Could be two girls...

xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that whore. happy birthday!

sandmanbentley 0

Punch her in the mouth, then give her the number to your dentist. Call him ahead of time say hi to make it as painful as possible.

Hahahaha it's your birthday which means its your day to do whatever...(:

MikaykayUnicorn 36

She better hasn't given the ring back. Just sell it and beat up your fiancee & friend.

awww :( but happy birthday!

22cute 17

Keep the ring, OP and treat yourself to a nice birthday surprise.

Satoaoi 13

it's not all her fault yes she's a whore and so is her now ex fiance

Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

FBIWarning 0

i wish my dentist did that, lucky

Kimmy3214 9

Your dentist doesn't do that? My dentistry records all of their kids' birthdays and on their birthday, they post on their website, happy birthday (insert name here) and a brief little message, just to make their day, in case it wasn't going so good.

pinkducttape 0

that sucks. at least you don't have to go through a divorce and have a chance to have a wedding with a better guy. I hope you have some cake and ice cream - happy birthday heres to a better year. Oh, and don't give the ring back - go pawn it. he did give it to you so do what you want with it.

Darth_Draco 0

wait- isn't a fiancee a girl, but you're referring to her as a he...????

it can be used either way, a girl talking about her to-be husband or the other way around

fiancée refers to a girl dumbass. fiancé refers to a guy

Jeez... you don't have to be mean about it!! I swear, all of the copius levels of hate and agression in this world will lead you no where in life.

#7 has a point. Keep that ring and pawn it! it was a gift after all. Also, I'm jealous of your dentist, Happy b-lated!

kandii_kidd 0

#7 said he because op referred to her fiancee as a he

Shadow4i5 3

is spelling all that important? I would like to think that we all kno wat she means

I agree. You can sell it on idonowidont.com. It'll get you a better price than pawning it will.

Guys... It says the OP is female and the "fiancée" is a "he".

I thought you couldn't sell engagement rings because it's a conditional gift?

@lolwhat You're an idiot for having to post 'first'... I hope your comment gets moderated. As for the OP.... that definitely sucks. Keep your head up high and realize that there is someone better for you out there. Ditch the friend since she can't seem to keep her priorities straight. Also find a hot friend of your boyfriend and have a field day with him ( or a younger brother or your ex's father). Nothing like a little vengence from a woman scorned.

What a crappy best friend and ex-fiance. Sounds like the lowlifes deserve each other. Don't give the ring back if he cheated!! Sell it an go on a sweet ass vacation to celebrate your birthday! :)

true! 9 u're pretty!

and you're Asian!

bortzy93 0

sorry to hear that :( from all your friends from fml.com (that you don't really know lol); HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

thats the real canadian man rite there eh ? :)