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Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

#3894865
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54466) - you deserved it (3167)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML

#6761430
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26090) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:23am - money - by dJ21 (man) - Guam

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35831) - you deserved it (3167)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
111 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

#21441236
62 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 9:07pm - work - by Lukey1028 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

#21460841
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21543) - you deserved it (3167)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:33am - work - by salope (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

#886706
109 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
160 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML

#17871769
109 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 3:45pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
34 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)



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