Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was out hiking when I needed to go pee. I thought no one was there because it isn't popular so I pulled down my pants. I heard footsteps so I pulled my pants back up and kept walking. There were people behind me, and one of them came up and said, "Hey, your undies are showing." I was wearing hot pink ones. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I came home after being stuck in traffic needing to pee really badly. When I went to the bathroom, my boyfriend was on the toilet. I couldn't hold it longer, so I went into the woods behind our house and found a bush. Relieving myself, my butt started to itch. I was sitting in Poison Ivy. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML
Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
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Top comments
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?
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Comments (94)
buddymask1 0
bahahahahaha.
twat_luva 0
pictures or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!!
iSitt 0
follow the yellow brick road - the whiz
ShadyFTW1 0
Am I the only one who realizes this is fake?
dragonlord354 4
That's a slippery situation.
ilovecheeer 0
first (:
Kolido 0
fail
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.
onepluszero 0
I don't get it... explain?
onepluszero 0
I don't get it... explain?
macskapingvin 0
So by your logic, #4, most of history didn't happen?
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Don't worry about it.
DVecc 0
you need to learn the rules of the Internet
marit1997 4
she glidedback down the hill peeing
alexdaguitarman 0
like leaving a trail, lol snail trail
dhooks111490 8
That's because nobody thought it would be funny....
cwells0430 12
And a nick name was formed
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Strip show on ice.
wolfshadow 4
Epic comment. Had to be said :)
you_failed 15
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! XD That's hilarious!! I could imagine the scene xD I feel bad OP xD
Chrissy93 4
wow that musta been unbelievably embarrassing
Zayna_604 0
Ya I bet the embarrasment was unBAREable...
bwhahaha_fml 10
ahahahahahaha…no…
alipod 11
she is french. what r u talking about!
sourgirl101 29
Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Haha, oh gosh. I can imagine that happening.
BaileyCheyenne 0
that's funny don't eat the yellow snow(:
talktomandybaby 8
haha
mmm98 2
aww that stinks i would be sooo embarrassed :(
TheOmen46 1
I wouldn't be because the op shouldn't be a dumbass and not take off her skis like I would of
FYLDeep 26
Skiing instructors shouldn't have to instruct you on how to piss properly. You should have learned that already.
natetheman14 0
lmfao