Sports and Winter: Slippin' and a slidin'

Slippin' and a slidin'

By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Amanda Howard - 15/03/2020 09:00

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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Stink out

By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:16

Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:24

Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?

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buddymask1 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:14

bahahahahaha.

twat_luva 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 19:39

pictures or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!!

iSitt 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:48

follow the yellow brick road - the whiz

ShadyFTW1 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:27

Am I the only one who realizes this is fake?

dragonlord354 4

Thursday 31 May 2012 7:03

That's a slippery situation.

ilovecheeer 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:14

first (:

Kolido 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:15

fail

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:16

Pics or it didn't happen ;) Sorry, someone had to say it.

onepluszero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:17

I don't get it... explain?

onepluszero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:17

I don't get it... explain?

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:40

So by your logic, #4, most of history didn't happen?

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:46

Don't worry about it.

DVecc 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:05

you need to learn the rules of the Internet

marit1997 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:24

she glidedback down the hill peeing

alexdaguitarman 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:56

like leaving a trail, lol snail trail

dhooks111490 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:56

That's because nobody thought it would be funny....

cwells0430 12

Monday 13 May 2013 5:00

And a nick name was formed

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:21

Strip show on ice.

wolfshadow 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:27

Epic comment. Had to be said :)

you_failed 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:22

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! XD That's hilarious!! I could imagine the scene xD I feel bad OP xD

Chrissy93 4

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:24

wow that musta been unbelievably embarrassing

Zayna_604 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:25

Ya I bet the embarrasment was unBAREable... 

bwhahaha_fml 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:29

ahahahahahaha…no…

alipod 11

Thursday 27 January 2011 7:00

she is french. what r u talking about!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:24

Haha, now that's funny! Did you leave a pee trail all the way down?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 21:00

Haha, oh gosh. I can imagine that happening.

BaileyCheyenne 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 23:23

that's funny don't eat the yellow snow(:

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:12

haha

mmm98 2

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:29

aww that stinks i would be sooo embarrassed :(

TheOmen46 1

Saturday 22 January 2011 18:26

I wouldn't be because the op shouldn't be a dumbass and not take off her skis like I would of

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:31

Skiing instructors shouldn't have to instruct you on how to piss properly. You should have learned that already.

natetheman14 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:39

lmfao

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Slippin' and a slidin'

Same thing different taste

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Stink out

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