Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML
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seasonedtoast
| 19
Got to watch out for those car jackers!
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Regulate
| 21
I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.
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RichardPencil
| 27
And they say texting while driving is dangerous!!!
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Regulate
| 21
I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.
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Lillysar91
| 19
What the...f?how? What? Why? Huh? I heard of texting and driving but he took it to a whole new level! The world is a loony bin!
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seasonedtoast
| 19
Got to watch out for those car jackers!
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RichardPencil
| 27
Good one!!!
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cakefete2
| 30
I hope you didn't let him get off without getting his insurance and identification information.
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Elizabeth Burley
| 20
that was clever haha
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RichardPencil
| 27
Maybe you should be happy he just rear-ended you with his car, if you know what I mean.;)
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Glowworm56
| 25
Sounds like you got rear-ended in more ways than one.
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kasuke06
| 5
well... that's a new fetish.
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Cyberpope
| 3
4 people is a foursome, 3 people is a threesome; apparently this gross pig was handsome! Poor you.
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
I hope you're filing a complaint for "public indecency" or "open and gross lewdness" or whatever criminal charge covers pleasuring yourself in public in your state.