FML : Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other...

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 May 2017 02:20 /

Intimacy

Transportation

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By seasonedtoast | 19

#7449884 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:41

Got to watch out for those car jackers!

By Regulate | 21

#7449846 - Saturday 6 May 2017 2:30

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7449844 - Saturday 6 May 2017 2:26

And they say texting while driving is dangerous!!!

By Regulate | 21

#7449846 - Saturday 6 May 2017 2:30

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

By Lillysar91 | 19

#7449851 - Saturday 6 May 2017 2:42

What the...f?how? What? Why? Huh? I heard of texting and driving but he took it to a whole new level! The world is a loony bin!

By seasonedtoast | 19

#7449884 - Saturday 6 May 2017 4:41

Got to watch out for those car jackers!

RichardPencil | 25

#7449923 - Saturday 6 May 2017 6:53

Good one!!!

By cakefete2 | 30

#7449891 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:01

I hope you didn't let him get off without getting his insurance and identification information.

Elizabeth Burley | 19

#7449893 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:02

that was clever haha

By RichardPencil | 25

#7449896 - Saturday 6 May 2017 5:16

Maybe you should be happy he just rear-ended you with his car, if you know what I mean.;)

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7450076 - Saturday 6 May 2017 14:31

Sounds like you got rear-ended in more ways than one.

By kasuke06 | 5

#7450113 - Saturday 6 May 2017 16:17

well... that's a new fetish.

By Cyberpope | 3

#7450372 - Sunday 7 May 2017 1:38

4 people is a foursome, 3 people is a threesome; apparently this gross pig was handsome! Poor you.

By Ray_of_midnight | 22

#7450383 - Sunday 7 May 2017 2:02

I hope you're filing a complaint for "public indecency" or "open and gross lewdness" or whatever criminal charge covers pleasuring yourself in public in your state.