And they say texting while driving is dangerous!!!

I do not understand this world and the people that inhabit it....and I'm one of them ffs.

What the...f?how? What? Why? Huh? I heard of texting and driving but he took it to a whole new level! The world is a loony bin!

Got to watch out for those car jackers!

I hope you didn't let him get off without getting his insurance and identification information.

Maybe you should be happy he just rear-ended you with his car, if you know what I mean.;)

Sounds like you got rear-ended in more ways than one.

well... that's a new fetish.

4 people is a foursome, 3 people is a threesome; apparently this gross pig was handsome! Poor you.

I hope you're filing a complaint for "public indecency" or "open and gross lewdness" or whatever criminal charge covers pleasuring yourself in public in your state.