FML : Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I...

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Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:18 / Sweden

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By sarabraun8 | 7

#1745887 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:58

haha deserved

By hashmita | 0

#1745891 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:59

Seriously, stop stalking him.

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By sarabraun8 | 7

#1745887 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:58

haha deserved

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xXgUeSsWhAtXx | 9

#1745906 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:03

well....ARE you?

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MRiKiCCS | 0

#1745909 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:05

lol this wouldnt happen if you were hot.

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ThePillow | 0

#1745940 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:18

#8 is stupid, and everyone has to realize that OP never said she was stalking.

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bailes_o_hay | 0

#1745975 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:08

she never denied it either... hmmm

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babyyappld | 7

#1746582 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:29

but wouldn't he have to be stalking her in order to know her password so that he could change it?

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sarabraun8 | 7

#1746599 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 23:38

she told him her password herself. reread it

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boomsl4ng | 11

#1747102 - Thursday 25 November 2010 2:18

reading before posting would be nice!! if you're stalking him, ydi! if not, well, you can always speak to him! lol

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biuefire | 0

#1748054 - Thursday 25 November 2010 7:15

although... kinda a stupid way to get her to stop stalking.. now she HAS to stalk him for the password.

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bamagrl410 | 31

#1748533 - Thursday 25 November 2010 9:26

I agree with 60 haha.

The first thing that came to mind reading this was: owned. OP, YDI for stalking your co-worker. If you like him that much, just talk to him or ask him out. You just blew any chance you might have had...

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creamofwheat | 4

#1760050 - Saturday 27 November 2010 19:34

Step 1) Go to school,
Step 2) Learn the ABCs,
Step 3) Learn mechanics, syntax, and grammar of the English language,
Step 4) Re-read the OP's story.

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facilitator | 0

#2214482 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:56

I know my syntax, it's C4 stuffed in a tube sock covered in axle grease. don't make me your enemy.

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iBiteRoses | 22

#3965438 - Monday 30 January 2012 8:44

Shweet

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shinersaboss | 0

#4744420 - Saturday 28 July 2012 16:10

What does OP Stand for??

By DaveP | 0

#1745889 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:58

well...stop stalking him

By hashmita | 0

#1745891 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:59

Seriously, stop stalking him.

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FMLrey | 0

#1747224 - Thursday 25 November 2010 2:50

srsly, your ugly as sht

By Save_Bandit | 5

#1745892 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:59

do you actually stalk him?

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Fmelikeuhateme | 24

#6678628 - Friday 26 August 2016 19:11

I think that the reason he knew he could get her password just by asking it confirms it.

By little_lyn | 0

#1745893 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:59

stop stalking him then

By iamthespider | 0

#1745903 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:02

Wow, these comments are all so very clever and original. YDI for being a creeper!!!

By windfuelsfire | 10

#1745911 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:06

I have some very valuable feedback to offer.. stop stalking him!

By CrazyManNo9 | 29

#1745913 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:06

You be pwned!

By KittehSayzRAWR | 0

#1745915 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:07

I'd also check your Facebook once you get your account back...

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nathan5 | 0

#1745988 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 20:23

Frape!

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alex1502 | 0

#1747436 - Thursday 25 November 2010 3:58

lol

By lilbill_4eva | 0

#1745931 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:14

genious!

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catatonicsleep | 17

#1745944 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 19:20

*genius, genius!

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darkblonde | 0

#1746149 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:38

Or perhaps ingenious! :D

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