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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

#20883379
72 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

#20885867
71 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:17pm - love - by lola1313 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML

#20886188
71 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:19am - health - by I get the hint -

Today, my boss took me to one side and said, "Cross me like that ever again, and you're fired." I have no clue what he was talking about, and he denies ever having said a word to me. FML

#20882475
65 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 2:47pm - work - by what... (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML

#20878417
68 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm - work - by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

#20878650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47630) - you deserved it (4309)

On 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by WTF - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

#20886799
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42055) - you deserved it (4650)

On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

#20888238
69 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

#20881721
67 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

#20874631
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44276) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

#20879598
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43264) - you deserved it (6930)

On 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Donegal)



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