Health: Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus....

By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 9:07

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

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PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

titan87 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:15

They clean the streets there not called flying rats for nothing.

ugliness 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 13:13

we have mostly seagulls over here, they clean up 2x as fast as pigeons and beat the shit out of crows when they try to get some food :D but I agree, pigeons are useless :/ I guess at some point they separated from other types of dove and over populated everywhere