By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 375
You deserved it 2 795

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Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

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PSQ91 6

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

titan87 0

They clean the streets there not called flying rats for nothing.

we have mostly seagulls over here, they clean up 2x as fast as pigeons and beat the shit out of crows when they try to get some food :D but I agree, pigeons are useless :/ I guess at some point they separated from other types of dove and over populated everywhere

Thabb 0

Don't tell Mike Tyson that.

40- I love your pic!!!!!!

pigens are good for target practice. whach them explode with the 7mm rem mag

well you need to learn how to punctuate a sentence properly (:

PurpleRae420 0

OW HOLY FUCK MAN I FEEL BAD FOR YOU YOU SHOULD DEFF GO TO THE HOSPITAL HOPE YOUR OK MAN!!!

boatkicker 4

I'd trade in my seagulls for pigeons any day. Gulls are too noisy. Pigeons less so.

Felix_Felicis15 8

According to my cousin, if you give a seagull an Alka Seltzer tablet, it'll explode.

hey fuck you all I love pigeons

Haha OP is like Fabbio when he got pwned by a bird while riding In a roller coaster.

I think they are about as useful as wasps.

I would have freaked out.

I would have just stated, "WTF?"

Lol. At least it didn't shit there too.

lulututu 4

pigeons are gross, ew.

nerdpower_fml 1

OP, you probably have AIDS now.

If he did it would be our fault, fellow primate.

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

Lumenoire 0

Or a heffalump.

Don't even get me started on woozles.

FunnyGuy5051 7

Or a bus.

hughsmith 0

or your mom

AlterrOnmi 0

or your dad

aavatar10 0

Or one more time by Brittney Spears

Felix_Felicis15 8

Don't forget about the Jagulars along with the Heffalumps and Woozles!

xoCOURTNIEox 0

wtf haha

at least it didn't shit on you

Hahahaha!! I like your profile pic! She's getting down on that Royal Wee Wee, lol! ^_^

Hide your kids everyone! Homing pigeons are everywhere!!!!

icecreamdriveby 5

NigaHiga?

belzedar16 0

that's shit..