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7 - No.. he wouldn't be at the homeless shelter if he had a home. Anti-sexiness has nothing to do with the fact that they are in the shelter.

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Nope I'm actually a smart person, believe it or not. I was simply asking a question. Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you can't be good looking.

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How do you know they put this on FML because the person was ugly? They could just be disappointed that a random stranger did this to them.

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What is with people arguing these last few days? On the last fml a bunch of people argued about a guy profile pic.i mean seriously

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Can you two stop the shameless flirting now? The sexual tension is so thick I can cut it. Take it to PMs and leave the rest of us out of it.

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I was joking. Would you rather I say "Will you two shut the fuck up and stop the pointless arguing?" I was just trying to be polite. That's the last time I try THAT.

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Firstly, it's "you're" not "your" stupid, which makes you look like the stupid one here. Second, almost no one here appreciates blonde jokes. Third, if you ask to not get thumbed down, people are going to thumb down your comment. Especially if it is stupid like that one.

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Like that kid who bug-zapped himself in a very bad place... typing that out made me cringe, but I had to mention it somewhere.

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There is a reply button. But even then, it should be used for legitimate replies. Not kids with no grammar abilities.

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That reminds me, there's an argument about popcorn on a previous FML.. People on this site argue about everything.

Op just don't think about that creepy part of your volunteering and think about all the people you helped feed if anything the kiss was a minor setback

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8- exactly what I was thinking, lol. I work in a jail and I would have run to the hospital for some tests, ew. These Hs (hepatitis, HIV) diseases are scary. All knowing that anybody can have anything, and that it's not because they are homeless that there are sick, the % is quite hight on my personal experience!

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8: This is a double FML. OP is pissed about getting an unwanted kiss, and even more pissed that it wasn't any good.

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Well... y'see, if you close your eyes while preparing to kiss someone, and they quickly replace themselves with someone else, you may experience a sensation similar to that of many romantic comedies, an accidental kiss from a stranger. Except it was you kissing them, which makes it even more awkward when you tell them it was an accident. But that's just one of the many theories, another involving a rubber chicken, which I will not explain in detail.

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