Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Snafuusmc
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Like a boss.
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NickKuiper
| 8
His parents raised him right!
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Snafuusmc
| 12
Like a boss.
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AustinMahone_fml
| 3
kids these days learn fast haha
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
He's learning well, get them while there sleeping, that's my motto.
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blackheart24
| 10
How did u not feel him take off your shirt?
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explodingmuffint
| 0
This Childs father would be so proud.
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FMLshark
| 12
A little nap? More like you passed out completely to the point of not feeling someone take off your shirt and groping your boobs.
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masterpink
| 2
His father taught him hahaha
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Pudagiah
| 12
29 - SAME PROFILE PICTURE!
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masterpink
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His father taught him hahaha
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taco_bender
| 12
I think he slipped something in your drink.
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ASSASSIN95
| 17
Pics or it didn't happen
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n_epic_fail
| 14
It's cuz your Australian -___- you people are too damn good looking.
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blackheart24
| 10
Weve already had this discussion, Australians are fucking hot because they are into sports and being fit, combined with their sun tanned bodies and sexy, brain melting accents.
At least Australians stereotype is that they're all sexy as fuck.
At least Australians stereotype is that they're all sexy as fuck.
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RadikulRam
| 16
Another stereotype #123 is that Australians are criminals locked up in one big prison and ride kangaroo's to school.
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blackheart24
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Pff I wish my stereotype was riding kangaroos to school. That would be badass.
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tjv3
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It's weird that you let him lay in you lap, it's weird that you didn't wake up during the exposing , hell it's just weird
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jazz23
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hell yeah like a boss lmao
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xxtb0
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illogical. pretty sure op was aware of this shes just a twisted freak.
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xxtb0
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illogical. pretty sure op was aware of this shes just a twisted freak.
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PicklesMcRaptor
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161 - Your hair is awesome
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smallbutdeadly42
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Hehe 508th like :P
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ripresno
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Before I even read the comments I had my friend read this and when he was done reading I said to him like a boss and I flipped out when I saw the first comment
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Awes0meperson
| 10
140- wait that's a stereotype? I thought… well this is awkward…
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bglen21
| 4
Maybe they are in on big prison and do ride kangaroos. You don't know them.
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SexySlayer1248
| 18
Wow you're on you way to becoming a rapist
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ALpein
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289 So I'm assuming when you grope people, you call them a rapist?
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Luckyman22
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I'm guessing 262 has not had much luck in the guy department.
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j_cat187
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Shall your comment break the 1000 like barrier? Let's find out
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yeastybeans
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Like a sir
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Tyger44
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Hmm,i live in the gold coast and on a rare chance i get to see these suntanned goddesses you guys are talking about.
.true about the accent,but the macho looking men tend to be just meatheads&the tanned,sun bleached girls tend to be snookie's.
Dont trust the commercials people.dont trust them.
.true about the accent,but the macho looking men tend to be just meatheads&the tanned,sun bleached girls tend to be snookie's.
Dont trust the commercials people.dont trust them.
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funnyfiona
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I like to be unique and ride a emu instead XD
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funnyfiona
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No I wish, I have to like in Australia and all we learn at school is that every other country sucks and that Australians are supreme. oh and every opportunity they brag . Oh and they blame England and America for their mistakes i.e their own racism towards Indigenous Australians. Crazy backwards country!
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starburst7596
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And the American stereotype is that we're all fat as fuck.
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colbyuk2002
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No but if they are underage guess who gets called the rapist??
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godamnitmotagain
| 16
Well the British originally put colonies there for the sole purpose of being a prison island.
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bluberry1995
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You made an account! (: I love youu
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bluberry1995
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At 20 ^^
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mystical_child
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240- haha yes, it is.. ???? and if you're wondering, no we do not have pet koalas. XD
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Everdeath90
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Seriously? People are CONDONING sexual assault? Wtf people, that's just fucking wrong. Also, if I was OP I would prolly slap the kid out if reaction, then I'd rat the little bastard out to his parents because that kind of behaviour is extremely inappropriate and should've dealt with.
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greatinbed
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Your cute(: just thought I'd share that with you(:
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greatinbed
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#20 your cute(: I thought I'd just let you know(:
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greatinbed
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#20 your cute(: hmu?(:
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greatinbed
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#20 AustinMahone your cute as fuck(;
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folfg0
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Well.... Op kinda deserves it. How do you not feel someone taking off your shirt? Especially if your asleep? It doesn't say he moved it up, he took her shirt off her body. HOW DO YOU NOT FEEL THAT? He had to move her arms, pull her shirt over her head and arms, then he starts touching her... Sounds a little bit... Fishy.
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redcliffe
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We think you're all up yourselves too.
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esp_superstar
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I'm Australian and I wish I did ride a kangaroo to school but that would be mean:( but a cool idea
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uzee
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Living the dream
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mthurston
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I like to ride my wife
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NickKuiper
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Redoxx_fml
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They sure did, but why the hell does he need a babysitter at 12?
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22cute
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That's a typical 12yo boy behavior. His parents had nothing to do with it so much as his genetics.
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_011235813_
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Of course. All the 12 year olds I know love groping their sleeping babysitters. And blaming genetics, to take blame of parents, is completely illogical.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
Well that's what OP gets for thinking a 12yo boy is a baby... That's when the hormones come out, yeesh!
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bitch_pleez
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They come out at puberty, which is usually later than 12 for males. Don't be dumb 211
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Alopez426
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Puberty can start as early as 8 or 9 or as late as 15 or 16. Know your facts before calling someone dumb. Don't be dumb 274
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chimocho
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26- youre not supposed to leave a kid at home if they're not mature enough. NSPCC says most children 12 or under aren't mature enough to be home alone, and that no child under 16 should be left home alone over night. So lots of 12 year olds will still have babysitters.
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kodyrsswanson
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Pics or it didn't happen
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buttermybacon16
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yes they did raise him right u go boy
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titzenpitzer
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Shit goddamn. Already a man.
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ghirahim
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Atta boy
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KMtheDrummer
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Don't underestimate a 12 year old.
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williamcarter93
| 13
'shit goddamn' made me laugh, an interesting combination of profanities
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VoteForTaco
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If I ever have a kid like that it would make me proud :)
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LemonandLime
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So you all approve of what is technically sexual assault?
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armorf0r
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Absolutely, 341.
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melanie177
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Well, at least the parents didn't walk in on that!
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Philerup31
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That would have been one hell of an FML
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KiddNYC1O
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Dad would've been proud.
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williamh327
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Im sure they found out later though...
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Feklfekl2222
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How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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ThisBeAUsername
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Welcome to our generation.
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detroitsucks247
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Twelve is a bit old to lay in anyones lap... Unless its to take advantage of a babysitter while shes sleeping
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aruam365
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62- I disagree. If my 12 year old wanted to lay their head in my lap, I'd be fine with that. There are very unfortunate circumstances when a parent will sexually abuse their child but in most cases there is absolutely no sexual aspect to a child laying their head in a parent's lap and is completely appropriate and acceptable.
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RedmontFief
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Um...isn't twelve a little old to have a baby sitter at all??? Unless he got held back he should be in 6th or 6th grade!????
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aruam365
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132- The year that it says I was born in on my profile is incorrect. You saying I wouldn't know what I would do is quite ignorant, I certainly have beliefs about raising my children that sure as hell won't be changing. EVER. Also, I never said that it should be a constant thing, but a child will and can develop perfectly normally even if they snuggle up with their parents sometimes. If you think it's going to stunt a child's development to cuddle up with their parents on occasion, then you know nothing of raising a child well. My cousin is a child development specialist, and he happens to be visiting me. I showed him your comment, he laughed.
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xStaciexLynnx
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139- I agree with you. The only thing is I think it's different when it's your child and when you're the babysitter. I wouldn't want to be in that position with a 12 year old boy, especially with the way our society. Who knows what parents would say if they came home (even if your shirt WAS on) and saw that. Some people are insane. You can be as loving as you'd like with your own children but it's shaky with others' children.
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aruam365
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145- I agree. I think it only should be a parent or a very close relative. I would be okay with my niece or nephew did and I think my sister would be fine with it too but other than an extremely close relative I don't think it's a
good idea.
good idea.
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divadame80
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Hello, DUH, it's YOUR kid. Not someone else's!!!!!!
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skyeyez9
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They do it because they want to be close to you and feel comforted, but too big to sit completely in your lap like when they were toddlers.
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ksackal91
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What does a twelve year old laying on their parents lap have anything to do with a twelve year old laying on a baby sisters lap? I do believe the two are completely different.
However I do agree, how could you not feel the kid taking off your shirt even if it was a button up. Kinda odd.
However I do agree, how could you not feel the kid taking off your shirt even if it was a button up. Kinda odd.
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Jannettecooks
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My brother and I still snuggle up to our mom and he's in the Army. A mother gives comfort and love. (Besides, this comment said except for his parents)
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Potterfreakk
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Hello,
I'm 12 years old, I don't lay in my parents lap, but I guess it's not weird if I did. But lay in your babysitters lap is just weird... Plus you honestly shouldn't need a babysitter at age 12 either.. And yuppp, boys my age are disgusting.
I'm 12 years old, I don't lay in my parents lap, but I guess it's not weird if I did. But lay in your babysitters lap is just weird... Plus you honestly shouldn't need a babysitter at age 12 either.. And yuppp, boys my age are disgusting.
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Lil_Red777
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#252 aren't you a little young for this site? And if you think boys are disgusting now you shouldn't date when you get older. They rarely get any better if anything they get worse.
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br0ccoli
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This is out of the norm but its not the weirdest thing out there. Has everyone forgotten about the 13 year old that still breastfeeds?
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bitch_pleez
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139 are you really that stubborn in saying you will NEVER change your beliefs? Or is it just idiocy on your part?
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Luckyman22
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I'm guessing 262 has had some bad luck with the immature guys she dates. Don't lump us all together just because you have bad judgement.
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jem137451
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I agree!
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memecookie
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Rasmase
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MOST boys. There is those people that isnt.
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Earth_Bound
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he had his head in ur lap for a reason.
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titzenpitzer
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Maybe he has this technique all worked out
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its_so_ironic
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clever kid
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thenoobftw
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This will be a great story to tell his friends.
~Respect
~Respect
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l23VIVE
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Id put my head in ur lap ( •_• )
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CrazyGirl445
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doesn't matter. got felt up
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TruexSniper
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Your memes are terrible and you should feel terrible!
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missymay993
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It works even better with the Zoidburg picture
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EduJav321
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This the worst degree of wrong
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Teabubbles
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yea, because getting touched by a twelve year old is soo much fun...
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AlaskanEskimo34
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Future rapist right there
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breadfruit
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You spelled "winner" wrong.
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proud2fly
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260- if you are implying that rapists are winners, you are absolute scum.
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Manveer
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Atleast he has initiative.
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TovaglioloViso
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That kid is a champ, unfortunately for you.