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By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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Poopolicious 5

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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Drigr 9

The FML community always grants birthday wishes:)

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hatesfate 6

^and spankings. Those are the best parts about birthdays. ,':-)~

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Now now don't get jealous of the dog... Wait, a cake made out of BACON!? Did your mom call Epic Meal Time over?

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cupcakeluv26 7

You too ^.^ join the birthday club OP ^O^

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MagicGiraffe 12

My birthday was 3 days ago and I was in the same boat. You have my condolences OP. :/

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walmartpaysme 15

Wow, 63! What are the odds that TWO mothers made bacon cakes for the dog an forgot about their own kid?

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hannahboo15 1

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Happy birthday op (:

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iOceanus 18

Birthday wishes to you all!

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Poopolicious 5

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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pokefan813 16

Stop dogging the attention! Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.

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sonicgreg 12

Shit on the carpet. It's only logical.

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kawaiikoala93 8

Sorry to let you know, but your mom likes you dog better than you ;) just kidding Happy Birthday OP :)

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dsbs 9

That's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants.

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supahcoolperson 0

Throw your own party :) happy birthday! I'm sorry your mom didn't do anything :(

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T9FTW 20

Exactly! And she gave the dogs bacon cake. ... MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!

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102Percent 5

That must be bacon you crazy. Damn i suck at puns.

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BunchieRules 31

Anyone can make a good pun, really. It's a piece of cake... bacon cake... yum.

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oj101 33

It was quite pun to read actually :)

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mfischer 17

Puns are always better if they don't include the word pun.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Wow, what a crappy excuse for a Mom. Happy Birthday, OP.

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LiesAndMischief 4

Seriously, I cannot even begin to fathom what it would be like if my mom just didn't acknowledge my birthday like that. Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.

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agonydrum 7

Why is this a comment on 7's post?

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Because 37 is agreeing with me. It's not entirely irrelevant, it's related to my comment.

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oj101 33

I hope she's going to throw you a surprise party later on... or will give you a big present late. FYL for definite :(

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arniebrah 8

Sorry to hear that... Now Tell me more about this bacon cake you speak of

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therealafroninga 10

Bro, all you need is Jack Daniels and Bacon strips.

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the_enigma1019 1

Crazy dog lady? Sorry to hear that OP, happy birthday.

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Ciaraaaa44 2

Wow, your mom is more of a mom to her dogs than to you. That's sad, but happy birthday...

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