Intimacy, Sex, Religion and Parents: Repent! - FML

Repent!

By Mauro - 22/03/2022 16:00

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Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML

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mike3775 35

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Tuesday 22 March 2022 16:41

So move out of moms house if you don’t want to hear it.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 22 March 2022 16:53

Poor woman has probably never had an ******.

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mike3775 35

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Tuesday 22 March 2022 16:41

So move out of moms house if you don’t want to hear it.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 22 March 2022 16:53

Poor woman has probably never had an ******.

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 23 March 2022 0:58

just tell her "of course I am, Satan throws better parties"

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Wednesday 23 March 2022 5:28

Shake it off, she's just venting. Improve at discreetly concealing the condoms (and props for using them BTW), and if you do the deed, find a venue outside her jurisdiction.

Rake 12

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Wednesday 23 March 2022 7:17

Wait, so she yelled at you for having protected sex instead of trying to have out-of-marriage kids? I guess ultra-catholic is different where you live..

Grumpy Jack 26

Thursday 24 March 2022 2:39

Having an ultra-catholic mom IS the FML

Sinshine 28

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Saturday 26 March 2022 21:30

It’s ok. Satan is way more fun anyway. Go have fun!

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