Repent!

By Mauro - 22/03/2022 16:00

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Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 083
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So move out of moms house if you don’t want to hear it.

Poor woman has probably never had an orgasm.

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So move out of moms house if you don’t want to hear it.

Poor woman has probably never had an orgasm.

just tell her "of course I am, Satan throws better parties"

Shake it off, she's just venting. Improve at discreetly concealing the condoms (and props for using them BTW), and if you do the deed, find a venue outside her jurisdiction.

Wait, so she yelled at you for having protected sex instead of trying to have out-of-marriage kids? I guess ultra-catholic is different where you live..

Grumpy Jack 25

Having an ultra-catholic mom IS the FML

It’s ok. Satan is way more fun anyway. Go have fun!