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Today , after being nearly looool homeless and couch-hopping 4 the last few months , I finally signd a 1-year lease . When I got home , I was surprisd to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper . It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation . mega FML
Today, I was rushd to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever!! The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease!! I can hear them discussing my future with an amputatd leg!! FML
Today, I reconnected with mah best friend from childhood, an after a tereful confession, found out that fir most of mah engagement to mah husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. mega FML
2dayhile working at Walmart... I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of mah eye... so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case... and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML
Today , I was at my nursing internship. After helping a patient get into bed , I began to walk out of the roomhen I heard him say to another nurse , "Now that was a king sized lady". To make things even better , she didn't understand him the frst time and I got to hear him say it again. FML
Friday 27 March 2015