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Today, I got a mosquito bite inside cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

#20669324
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today , after being nearly looool homeless and couch-hopping 4 the last few months , I finally signd a 1-year lease . When I got home , I was surprisd to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper . It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation . mega FML

#20633909
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On 04/30/2013 at 10:50pm - misc - by creepycrawley247 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I discovered tat te "dis soap" ma sister uses to clean our disesen it's er turn.. . is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner . FML

#20661400
65 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

#20655447
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On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY I HAD TO MAKE A POSTER FIR SOCIAL STUDIES !! I DECIDED TO WRITE "NICE ASS" IN HIEROGLYPHICS !! TURNS OUT TEACHER CAN READ HIEROGLYPHICS !! FML

#20691781
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On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today, I was rushd to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever!! The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease!! I can hear them discussing my future with an amputatd leg!! FML

#20652691
62 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, your okay."

#20661280
67 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test !! They never gave me a drug test !! mega FML

#20660591
68 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Confused (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I reconnected with mah best friend from childhood, an after a tereful confession, found out that fir most of mah engagement to mah husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. mega FML

#20672990
60 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals . She asked if she could borrow mine an copy my notes . She then lost my notebook too . mega FML

#20669510
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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

2dayhile working at Walmart... I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of mah eye... so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case... and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

#20690744
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On 05/28/2013 at 3:11am - work - by Olerbia - United States

yesterday my dog had her stomach pumpd cuz she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made fir looool a bake sale to be exact. FML

#20636616
63 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was at my nursing internship. After helping a patient get into bed , I began to walk out of the roomhen I heard him say to another nurse , "Now that was a king sized lady". To make things even better , she didn't understand him the frst time and I got to hear him say it again. FML



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