By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven
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Try keeping mouthwash in your moth for more than 2 minutes and tell me that again
Won't that kill my moth if i give it mouthwash?
My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(
Throwing up by itself is horrible. The added bonus of a mouthwash would tear my throat apart, and make me cry like a bitch.
53, you could also use toothpaste...just an idea..
70- since you took that route... or you could use both, as is commonly recommended by most dentists...
Like a boss or a homeless man.
Like Betty ford?
The native Americans where I live actually drink mouth wash and hairspray.
The fuck...
Who the hell is Betty Ford?
accidentally? umm how'd that happen?
Accidentally.
Alcoholic :P
17, call it what you wanna call I'm a fucking alcoholic!
I can happen accidentally. Haven't you ever accidentally swallowed mouthwash, water in the shower, or when your gargling?
At least your breath will smell nice....? Or at least your throat
When what!? Finish your sentence we will never get to know! D:
Probably a burning sensation but it would smell great!
You wouldn't your body would filter it out and it would be perfectly normal
73 you sir are a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington (family guy reference)
Why did you swallow it? That's disgusting.
He swallowed it because it tastes good. Duh.
I'd say be more careful next time... Johnny knoxville would demand more!
Lol ur name probably matches ur situation
Yea that's the whole deal. When you write a FML you type in what you want to appear as the "author". I think you'll find this true for most FMLs.
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Like a boss or a homeless man.
My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(