By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 654
You deserved it 14 658

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Like a boss or a homeless man.

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(


mwrc8man94 1

I can't believe you threw it up! Weak stomach

Try keeping mouthwash in your moth for more than 2 minutes and tell me that again

Won't that kill my moth if i give it mouthwash?

Birdie_Sage 0

Nope, the moth will first burn alive and then die.

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(

UrbanOutfitter 2

You're going to need to use that mouthwash a second time when you're trying to get rid of the horrid smell of puking.

Throwing up by itself is horrible. The added bonus of a mouthwash would tear my throat apart, and make me cry like a bitch.

53, you could also use toothpaste...just an idea..

70- since you took that route... or you could use both, as is commonly recommended by most dentists...

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

If mouthwash goes through your throat, it pretty much dissolves everything in it, so the stomach throw it back up my itself

mwrc8man94 1

What did you just say

Like a boss or a homeless man.

Like Betty ford?

The native Americans where I live actually drink mouth wash and hairspray.

Who the hell is Betty Ford?

TheElderTROLLZ 15

81 - 18 (your number backwards?!) is Betty Ford... I think.

accidentally? umm how'd that happen?

indigofire1230 3

I've had times where I've accidentally swallowed toothpaste, or things like that, from it getting too close to my throat and reflexively swallowing it. Maybe that's what happened...?

17, call it what you wanna call I'm a fucking alcoholic!

I can happen accidentally. Haven't you ever accidentally swallowed mouthwash, water in the shower, or when your gargling?

At least your breath will smell nice....? Or at least your throat

lorenzoman77 7

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When what!? Finish your sentence we will never get to know! D:


Barf of fire

lrgenesis 19

Imagine the feeling of pissing that stuff out…

Probably a burning sensation but it would smell great!

Birdie_Sage 0

Pee of fire!

You wouldn't your body would filter it out and it would be perfectly normal

73 you sir are a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington (family guy reference)

lrgenesis 19

Goddamnit 73... Lol @ 90

RoseTintMyWorld 8

You know you have a drinking problem when...

TheElderTROLLZ 15

... you drink too much?

mapwellminner 4

Says the person with a bottle of alcohol for their picture.

Why did you swallow it? That's disgusting.

nofearjenshere 12

It was an accident.

He swallowed it because it tastes good. Duh.

I'd say be more careful next time... Johnny knoxville would demand more!

Lol ur name probably matches ur situation

Yea that's the whole deal. When you write a FML you type in what you want to appear as the "author". I think you'll find this true for most FMLs.