FML : Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what...

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Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 3 May 2009 17:46 / United States

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By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#165980 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:09

Well what did you expect?

By fatfaceunited | 0

#166119 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:31

your shirt is basically denying him, so why should he hit on you?

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By omglyktotally78 | 0

#165966 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you might be ugly or fat with a combination of he's an asshole thrown in. FYL.

By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#165980 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:09

Well what did you expect?

michaelscot23 | 0

#951707 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 01:32

ugly child

sports_chic | 6

#2241662 - Friday 25 March 2011 10:43

am I the only one who noticed he wrote that a guy came up to him and asked then replied to "her" ?

NikkiFlysKites | 8

#2421861 - Thursday 28 April 2011 06:03

I barely followed your comment. It says "I replied FOR her." meaning, OP replied for their friend to the guy.

By ArtsySwag | 0

#165984 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:10

Wow, that does suck... What a jerk though.

By Atreyu_Love | 0

#165986 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:10

LMAO.

By Brittanyy | 0

#166025 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:15

LMAO. Damn.

By iTz_Mark | 0

#166037 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:17

Shirt Fail! lol

By TheZephyrSon | 3

#166043 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:18

That guy's an asshole...

By manoverboard | 0

#166052 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:19

That's what you get for wearing weird shirts. xD Refund?

Vietmanx | 9

#2366806 - Monday 18 April 2011 09:08

amen

By fely_fml | 0

#166060 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:21

lmao im guessing ur not hot! that sucks

neal001 | 0

#3883364 - Saturday 14 January 2012 05:23

Same to you my friend.

By McCannCanTriple | 0

#166068 - Monday 4 May 2009 01:23

#7 no, just truthful. Likely he just figured they where full of themselves to wear something like that (not knowing it was a soccer shirt) OP, I would have likely just shrugged and told him it was for soccer.

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