Miscellaneous, Friends, Instagram and Social Media: Pissed off - FML

Pissed off

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 22:00 - France - Laval

Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML

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dreams2383 18

Wednesday 17 April 2024 1:38

ask her in person. if she did good riddance she wasn't a true friend anyways

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dreams2383 18

Wednesday 17 April 2024 1:38

ask her in person. if she did good riddance she wasn't a true friend anyways

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