welcome to the bedroom where everything must go!!! take one now and we'll give you a one hour guarantee. this is never to be repeated again!!! not to mention all the free little toys involved ;)

Call now and the second pelvic thrust is FREE!!! *just pay separate shipping and handling*

But wait, there's more! Act now and a handy will be thrown in. Absolutely Free!

BF: Wait, there's more! OP: Pull out then! BF: That's not what I ment.

1 - "I agree." "Circle gets the square!"

I say that to my girlfriend EVERY time she agrees or disagrees with me! Drives her crazy!

11-Mumble more to get "everything must blow".

"meanwhile, under OPs bra.."

yes, he is! and if you liked the little Schticky you are going to love the big Schticky. oh god just imagine him.

Then he'll fill up her inventory ;)

Boooo

"Thank you, come again.... & again..." ;-)

Haha

Heyy how can i private msg you? Do u have kik?

More like infinite payments of $69.00 ;)

He wasn't really offering sex with a payment scale. Your desperation is soooo attractive. Wow, ladies, have some self respect and worth.

Damn! What is that? A hooker?

FEMINIST ALERT!! RING THE ALARM AND SOUND THE MACHINE!!!

No

34 - Dat face

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when they put a timer on infomercials that aren't live? I mean, if you give us a timer on cable television for the sale then that's just ridiculous because the timer restarts everytime the commercial is played. Oh well. Stupid marketing tricks I guess.

*You're And yes, it does make a difference.

I was thinking the same thing, 12. I'm impressed if the Original Poster's boyfriend could keep it hard while talking like that.