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Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

#12820970
174 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I realised that my flight back from Berlin was actually booked for the 29th of September instead of August. FML

#12818832
69 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Palf - Germany (Brandenburg)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

#12817288
249 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 3:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

christa953's comment : and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
161 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML

#12815819
74 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

#12812142
94 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

E_breaker's comment : well screw them. thanks for serving our country. =D

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Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

#12809670
81 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by love_letter (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before close (2am) and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

#12807710
52 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 4:37pm - work - by xharuki - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

#12807084
95 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

#12805582
133 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

#12804973
40 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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